It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

asiekierka wrote:Record it on camera and THEN show yourself off.

The ability to remove one of every post, but it removes that from every post in the world.

What?
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby nnninja » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:53 pm UTC

You could annoy allot of people,

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:01 am UTC

You become obese and used as a trial against McDonalds. Sadly, they only feed you Big Mac's. Then you talk and grow fatter. You win the trial and no more McD's.

The ability to get a lot of money, but only for 1 second and only once in a century.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Klapaucius » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:22 pm UTC

Just keep your finger on that "buy now" button...

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:10 pm UTC

Could stop any fake cheese fraudsters (damn them all!).

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Outlaw Ralph » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:36 am UTC

you'd never have to swat flies off of you

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby asiekierka » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:17 pm UTC

Actually, there's a Top 1 song that is going to last 10 years...

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:11 pm UTC

You can make yourself smaller or larger.. think about the benefits of being the size of a fruitfly at a school or gym!


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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby King of Frogs » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:06 pm UTC

Good if you end up trapped in a storybook world (saw The Neverending Story yesterday, classic.)

The power to turn yourself into the shape of a "w". You remain roughly the same size and cannot move.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby mickyj300x » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:24 am UTC

You could martyr yourself for a cult that worships the letter "W".

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby plantofail » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:48 am UTC

the ability to conjure and use a "scroll or hilarious item summoning"

the ability to use every Apocalypse ever made to explain what happened

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:50 pm UTC

Just wait till Dec. 21, 2012. You'll have enough stories until the next one.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:01 am UTC

the power to unfreeze frozen water, as long as it isn't too cold.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

useful for melting ice over the course of a couple hours

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Sp00n » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:05 pm UTC

The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:54 am UTC

MarcyMarc wrote:the ability to take any useless power and find a use for it

You use your ability to find a use for your ability and use it that way.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Probably Human » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:31 am UTC

Sp00n wrote:The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.

You'd be a great gardener, you'd be able to figure out EXACTLY how much fertiliser to use, and if anyone complained that the grass wasn't growing you could point out that it had in fact grown 1.26523 millimetres since yesterday.

The ability to make other people slightly itchy.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Sp00n » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:32 am UTC

Probably Human wrote:
Sp00n wrote:The ability to actually see grass gradually growing, and notice even the slightest increase in height.

You'd be a great gardener, you'd be able to figure out EXACTLY how much fertiliser to use, and if anyone complained that the grass wasn't growing you could point out that it had in fact grown 1.26523 millimetres since yesterday.

The ability to make other people slightly itchy.

Useful for making politicians look stupid on the telly.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:33 am UTC

You could use that to get famous on The Late Show...

Ok, heres a REALLY BAD power:

Everytime you think of the country malasia, the nearest dog to you explodes. Once you realise your power, you cant stop thinking of malasia xD
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Sp00n » Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:29 am UTC

I don't like dogs.

Score.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:30 pm UTC

great for escaping from enemies!

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:52 pm UTC

You can commit suicide in the most unique way.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:32 pm UTC

if superman tries to conquer earth, your our guy



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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:32 pm UTC

You're trying to take over the world. Oh no! Superman has come to stop you... or not.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:37 pm UTC

now get yourself a bad sense of humor and voila! Math Teacher!

the ability do subtraction in your head at the speed of 1 millisecond... but only subtracting 1 from a number.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:36 pm UTC

you can now replace a countdown clock

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:34 am UTC

ooo... this site smells of freshed baked cookies
and this one smells like *sniffs* an old encyclopedia
hmm this site smells like *sniff* *sniff* PEN0R!!!!!!! ewwwwwwww


the ability to make dyslexic people trip
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Millumi » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

hey, if you hate dyslexic people that is awesome

and I said smell people, not things.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:34 am UTC

you could become the ultimate cybercreep

the power to absorb mercury into your hand...
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:43 am UTC

Could kill you...oh you meant the planet, never mind.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:47 pm UTC

eaglef2 wrote:The power to become obsessive compulsive on a obsessive compulsive basis.

Your grammar is terrible! It must have an 'N'! IT MUST!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)

The power to make SPAM taste like poop.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Impulse97 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

the power to turn the world inside out at will and implode the moon and sun at will.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:46 pm UTC

how is that not a useful power? Seriously. Free fireworks, free suicide, entertainment, killing astronauts, etc.

the ability to discern someone's favorite food by smelling their used underwear if it has not been washed yet and it is tuesday, february 29th at 3: 42:25.634 and they are not in a 100 yard radius but within a 101 yard radius and there is a solar eclipse.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby scikidus » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:09 pm UTC

MarcyMarc wrote:how is that not a useful power? Seriously. Free fireworks, free suicide, entertainment, killing astronauts, etc.

the ability to discern someone's favorite food by smelling their used underwear if it has not been washed yet and it is tuesday, february 29th at 3: 42:25.634 and they are not in a 100 yard radius but within a 101 yard radius and there is a solar eclipse.

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:40 pm UTC

then the thread never dies

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby itaibn » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:39 pm UTC

That's what she said.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:05 am UTC

Don't worry mom, of coarse I cleaned my room.

The power to think about small leaves for hours without boredom.
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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby MarcyMarc » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:36 am UTC

They are quite entertaining, aren't they... The fluttering and drifting never ceases to amuse....


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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:40 am UTC

Que?

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Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Postby Whitenleaf » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:31 am UTC

Is that colon cancer? nah, just a tumor...


The power to solve any math problem instantly, but if you apply it life, you die
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Friends are like potatos, if you eat them, they die.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings!


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