by L337R3dN3k » Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:10 am UTC
I thought this thread would be more about nasty exercise-related incidents rather than calorie counting. Sigh ... now excuse my off-topic post, ok?
I've taken up various forms of bicycling over the years. I used to ride BMX. Stress on the used to. Apparently when you don't land right off a jump high enough to break the weld joints on your bike frame, it does interesting things to your knees. Yeah, I don't trust myself on a BMX anymore and went to road biking.
So I rode my road bike uphill through the grass to a field where some of the guys were starting ball practice. One of the guys quipped "Now let's see you ride straight *down* the hill!" That didn't sound like a bad idea. I knew the grass ended at the bottom of the hill in mulch, then dropped off a curb into a mostly empty parking lot. I planned for the curb, I could just pull up on the handlebars as I went off the curb, keeping the front wheel off the pavement just long enough for the back wheel to drop (so both hit the parking lot at once). Trouble is, I'd forgotten that the mulch had rotten / washed away so it was about 4" below the curb. Instead of dropping off the curb and neatly landing in the parking lot, I ran straight into a sharp 4" high concrete ledge that was the back of the curb. It bent both rims -- the front one was knocked in by almost exactly the 4" height of the curb -- and of course blew both tires. The guys came running after the sound of 110PSI road tires exploding to see me in the parking lot, riding it out to a stop on bare metal rims that were no longer round, and laughing my head off.
I guess I might as well pull out the old BMX again (well, get another ... that thing isn't remotely rideable), since it seems no matter what I ride I'm going to ride it like a dirt/stunt bike.