The aim of the game is to alternate from post to post between adding a good detail and a bad detail to a situation. Be as esoteric or inane as you want.
Example:
Good news - you're finally going skydiving!
Bad news - when you jump, your parachute won't work!
Good news - There's a truck full of pillows conveniently placed right below you to cushion your fall.
Bad news - there's a bear driving the truck!
I'll start, going with bad news since it's probably more interesting like that.
Bad news, you just came home from work and there's a poisonous viper on the driveway!
Good News, Bad News
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Good News, Bad News
by Patashu » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:03 am UTC
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Patashu - Answerful Bignitude
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by GhostWolfe » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:10 am UTC
Good News! You have a mongoose in your pocket.
Linguistic Anarchist
Hawknc: ANGELL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS :-[
lesliesage: Animals dunked in crude oil: sad. Animals dunked in boiling oil: tasty.
Belial: I was in your mom's room all night committing to a series of extended military actions.
Hawknc: ANGELL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS :-[
lesliesage: Animals dunked in crude oil: sad. Animals dunked in boiling oil: tasty.
Belial: I was in your mom's room all night committing to a series of extended military actions.
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GhostWolfe - Broken wings and scattered feathers
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by Solt » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:32 am UTC
Bad News! You have a mongoose in your pocket.
"Welding was faster, cheaper and, in theory,
produced a more reliable product. But sailors do
not float on theory, and the welded tankers had a
most annoying habit of splitting in two."
-J.W. Morris
produced a more reliable product. But sailors do
not float on theory, and the welded tankers had a
most annoying habit of splitting in two."
-J.W. Morris
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by ShadeWolf » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:01 am UTC
Good News. you manage to grab the mongoose by the tail and pull it away from your face
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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ShadeWolf - Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
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by mmmXsmoothie » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:08 am UTC
Bad News: While you are distracted by the mongoose the poisonous viper in your driveway bites your big toe!
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by NinjaArcana » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:35 am UTC
Good News: The Mongoose defends it's territory and kills the poisonous viper in your driveway!
- NinjaArcana
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by ShadeWolf » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:57 am UTC
Bad News: The Mongoose Has that evil smirk on its face as it looks at you
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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ShadeWolf - Not to be confused with the well-lit variety
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by SoapyHobo » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:15 am UTC
Damn you Ended!
Good News: you have a knife.
Good News: you have a knife.
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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SoapyHobo - Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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by ShadeWolf » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:20 pm UTC
Bad News: Security takes the knife off you, before allowing you to board the plane
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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by FiercestCalm » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:49 pm UTC
DOUBLE GOOD
Bad news: You've waited too long to disarm it and the bomb goes off.
Bad news: You've waited too long to disarm it and the bomb goes off.
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by DonChubby » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:07 pm UTC
Bad news: There is a giant hole in it.
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
CreemyNougat wrote:It was the saddest orgasm ever.
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by PatrickRsGhost » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:21 pm UTC
Good news: A U.S. Navy aircraft carrier happens to drift right underneath you, with a large rescue bag already inflated.
PRG
An important message for you:
010000100110010100100000011100110
111010101110010011001010010000001
110100011011110010000001100101011
000010111010000100000011110010110
111101110101011100100010000001100
010011000010110001101101111011011
1000101110
An important message for you:
010000100110010100100000011100110
111010101110010011001010010000001
110100011011110010000001100101011
000010111010000100000011110010110
111101110101011100100010000001100
010011000010110001101101111011011
1000101110
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by crazyjimbo » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:26 pm UTC
Bad News: It has been captured and is now manned by evil penguins.
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by sillybear25 » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:41 pm UTC
good news: the bag is still inflated
AngrySquirrel wrote:Talking? Sex. Smiling? Sex. Breathing? Sex. Playing waterpolo? Sex.
Meaux_Pas wrote:Semantics is a tiny but evil dragon that chews penises off.
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by |333173|3|_||3 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:43 am UTC
Bad news: the penguins realise the threat you present and activate the anti-missile defences.
The voices in my head tell me that I should write something here. Unfortunately, they won't tell me what to write.
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by theepicsnail » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:06 am UTC
Good news:You saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
okay okay , now for the real good news: The penguins, confused about which one is the leader, point the missiles the wrong way.
#001(0)
okay okay , now for the real good news: The penguins, confused about which one is the leader, point the missiles the wrong way.
#001(0)
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by skeptical scientist » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:37 am UTC
Good news: you have a molotov cocktail in your pocket, which you can use to confuse the missiles.
I'm looking forward to the day when the SNES emulator on my computer works by emulating the elementary particles in an actual, physical box with Nintendo stamped on the side.
"With math, all things are possible." —Rebecca Watson
"With math, all things are possible." —Rebecca Watson
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skeptical scientist - closed-minded spiritualist
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by sillybear25 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:17 am UTC
good news: one of the missiles comes at you, and you are (through your raptor-like reflexes) able to dodge it and light the end of the molotov cocktail with the flame shooting out of the end of the missile, which didn't harm you at all because your clothing is flame-retardant.
AngrySquirrel wrote:Talking? Sex. Smiling? Sex. Breathing? Sex. Playing waterpolo? Sex.
Meaux_Pas wrote:Semantics is a tiny but evil dragon that chews penises off.
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by Twasbrillig » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:19 am UTC
Bad news: inflammable really means 'flammable'. What a country!
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.
I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?
I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?
wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.
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