While killing time browsing the xkcd website, I looked through the Store. Inside, in the area of BREADPIG, they sell a t-shirt concerning androids. Somehow they managed to get Lieutenant Commander Data to submit a statement in support of the shirt. Unfortunately, they misquoted him. Data's recorded statement is "Believing one's shirt to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind; in this case, I'll make an exception." Data is incapable of using contractions, as is clearly stated in episode "Future Imperfect," among others. Can someone please quote Data correctly?