Is this going to kill me?

[LDJosh]

25,000% daily B12.

IT PUTS MY POWER LEVEL OVER 9000!

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[philsov]

well, the b12 won't at least. It's water soluable; you'll just piss out whatever you don't intake.

but I think the ~150mg of caffiene help.

[Izawwlgood]

I mean, that's how I did it:

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Try two!

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[Spacemilk]

I mean, that's how I did it:

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Yeah, all that yellow stuff is your pee, which is where the B-12 will go...

[Axman]

The following hour takes place after half a can (the real drink not the little thing) of Spike on an empty stomach.

11:30 - My mouth tastes like popcorn. . .Mrfmg. Spike.

11:35 - I should get dressed. Oh I have. I'm three blocks away from home.

11:43 - It's hella bright out. Eyes mad dilated. Apparently, I'm smoking.

11:49 - I'm at Broadway and Alameda. I have to re-light my cigarette. My scalp itches.

12:00 - Watch stopped. Oh, no it didn't. There it goes again.

12:08 - I catch up to an old black lady, again. She's walking straight, I keep going north and south a block in either direction before going another block east.

12:12 - Passed a bicyclist. He used my drag cone for a quick boost, then turned south.

12:19 - My legs hurt, maybe. Oops, knocked off my hat. God, I itch.

12:26 - Caught and ate a robin.

12:28 - The sun sneezes are killing me, but if I walk backwards I get some extra speed from it.

12:30 - Home. Shower. Mm, scratchy scratchy.

[phillipsjk]

lol!

The can even says "PATENT PE(NDING)" on the bottom!

[Aleril]

I remember the local alt rock radio station advertising this so much, especially when a festival was coming up. I heard it has a pretty nice taste and enough caffeine so that only one can keep you up for the night.

I want to try it out sometime, two red bulls barely make me hyper so hopefully I want to see what would happen if I drink two of these at the same time.

[Ivora]

EEK! Energy drinks need to fix the whole "crashing" part.

Some say they do... but we all know that's a lie.

[zug]

I was always so disappointed in Red Bull. I never felt energetic after drinking one. It just sat really really heavily in my stomach and made me sleepy almost immediately. The only use for Red Bull is mixed with jager.

Delicious bombs.

[The Utilitarian]

12:26 - Caught and ate a robin.

This made for quite a hilarious mental image. I've been trying to decide whether to paint you using some kind of tool or just going for it with your bare hands.

[Think]

I love how the can says both "NO CARBS" and "NO SUGAR" even though they're basically the same thing.