- Don't roundhouse kick your sister in the head.
- Don't hug the television.
- We don't use powerdrills in the bathroom.
- Bacon is not a drink.
- I need a working monitor to send stuff to the printer.
- I can't come in to the office. I'm not in your time zone.
- I can't get you a coffee. I don't work here. (at a coffee shop)
I've got a million of these, and can I remember them when I start this thread? Nooooooo......
What are things you just shouldn't have to say... but did.