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McFisticuffs wrote:I actually just started reading Colour of Magic a while ago, and I'm feeling really mixed. On the one hand, yes, he has very fresh, sharp ideas. On the other hand... I can't stand his writing style. I feel like he's taking great ideas and running them through the generic mediocre fantasy novel writing machine. Overusing -ly words every other sentence, the huge exposition dumps, the awkward pace... I want to enjoy it, I really do, but trying to read it feels more like work than enjoyment, which is a shame, because as I said, he's endlessly clever.
Zarq wrote:I now have a newfound fear of mimes appearing above me. ThanksObamaKewangji!
Sandry wrote:Man, my commitment to sparkle motion is waaaaay lower than you are intimating.
smw543 wrote:Two words: debate fetish.
McFisticuffs wrote:I actually just started reading Colour of Magic a while ago, and I'm feeling really mixed. On the one hand, yes, he has very fresh, sharp ideas. On the other hand... I can't stand his writing style. I feel like he's taking great ideas and running them through the generic mediocre fantasy novel writing machine. Overusing -ly words every other sentence, the huge exposition dumps, the awkward pace... I want to enjoy it, I really do, but trying to read it feels more like work than enjoyment, which is a shame, because as I said, he's endlessly clever.
The Reaper wrote:Evolution is a really really really long run-on sentence.
jwlynas wrote:I have to disagree with most people here though, for me the series has only improved as it goes on. Moist Von Lipwig is a wonder after the rather unintelligent heroes we've had since the start (Rincewind, Vimes, Brutha, Ptolmec, Weatherwax, all have their moments of genius but in general are just a bit slow on the uptake. its good that Pratchett has branched out a bit, and its great that Vetinari has someone almost worthy of his intellect)
Sandry wrote:Man, my commitment to sparkle motion is waaaaay lower than you are intimating.
smw543 wrote:Two words: debate fetish.
Indeed, there's no-one I'd be more surprised to find on your list than her, except perhaps Vetinari.GraphiteGirl wrote:Really? You see Granny Weatherwax as being slow on the uptake?
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Moo wrote:Indeed, there's no-one I'd be more surprised to find on your list than her, except perhaps Vetinari.GraphiteGirl wrote:Really? You see Granny Weatherwax as being slow on the uptake?
omgryebread wrote:...if I'm watching a fantasy, I want my princess to stab some motherfuckers, claim the crown herself, then invade the prince's kingdom and sleep with his sister.
The Great Hippo wrote:The internet's chief exports are cute kittens, porn, and Reasons Why You Are Completely Fucking Wrong.
addams wrote:How human of him. "If, they can do it, then, I can do it." Humans. Pfft. Poor us.
StrangeTom wrote:Has anyone read Unseen Academicals yet, and would care to comment?
The Great Hippo wrote:The internet's chief exports are cute kittens, porn, and Reasons Why You Are Completely Fucking Wrong.
addams wrote:How human of him. "If, they can do it, then, I can do it." Humans. Pfft. Poor us.
Chuff wrote:Unseen Academicals was still really good for the most part, although the big twist was pretty obvious.
aleflamedyud wrote:Chuff wrote:Unseen Academicals was still really good for the most part, although the big twist was pretty obvious.
How was it obvious he's an orc?
Sandry wrote:Man, my commitment to sparkle motion is waaaaay lower than you are intimating.
smw543 wrote:Two words: debate fetish.
GraphiteGirl wrote:aleflamedyud wrote:Chuff wrote:Unseen Academicals was still really good for the most part, although the big twist was pretty obvious.
How was it obvious he's an orc?
If that was in fact a spoiler I will be SO PISSED at you.
aleflamedyud wrote:What? When someone mugs you by raving and trying to claw your intestines out, it generally means orc, even in Ankh-Morpork.GraphiteGirl wrote:If that was in fact a spoiler I will be SO PISSED at you.aleflamedyud wrote:How was it obvious he's an orc?Chuff wrote:Unseen Academicals was still really good for the most part, although the big twist was pretty obvious.
Sandry wrote:Man, my commitment to sparkle motion is waaaaay lower than you are intimating.
smw543 wrote:Two words: debate fetish.
nouna wrote:Best and worst Discworld? Almost impossible... I'll go for The Truth as the best.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:I believe that everything can and must be joked about.
Hawknc wrote:I like to think that he hasn't left, he's just finally completed his foe list.
cypherspace wrote: ...There's no parodies of modern-day events really. So I'd say Thud!, perhaps The Truth, Small Gods or Men At Arms.
Decker wrote:Going Postal is still my all time favorite, though Making Money is a close second.Spoiler:
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.
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sleepygamer wrote:Oddly enough, in my head I picture Sam Vimes as a slightly older version of my dad. Iunno why.
A streak of green fire blasted out of the back of the shed, passed a foot over the heads of the mob, and burned a charred rosette in the woodwork over the door. Then came a voice that was a honeyed purr of sheer deadly menace.
"This is Lord Mountjoy Quickfang Winterforth IV, the hottest dragon in the city. It could burn your head clean off. " Captain Vimes limped forward from the shadows.
A small and extremely frightened golden dragon was clamped firmly under one arm. His other hand held it by the tail. The rioters watched it, hypnotised.
"Now I know what you're thinking," Vimes went on, softly. "You're wondering, after all this excitement, has it got enough flame left? And, y'know, I ain't so sure myself ..."
He leaned forward, sighting between the dragon's ears, and his voice buzzed like a knife blade: "What you've got to ask yourself is: Am I feeling lucky?" They swayed backwards as he advanced.
"Well?" he said. "Are you feeling lucky?" For a few moments the only sound was Lord Mount-joy Quickfang Winterforth IV's stomach rumbling ominously as fuel sloshed into his flame chambers.
roc314 wrote:America is a police state that communicates in txt speak...
"i hav teh dissentors brb""¡This cheese is burning me! u pwnd them bff""thx ur cool 2"
Huh, I had very little trouble with it, and it was one of the earlier ones I read when I was about 15 ish. From Britland too.Jorpho wrote:Just finished reading The Last Continent. Lordy, what a tiresome novel! It would be enough to turn me off Discworld permanently were it not for the fact that I've still got a good stack of them that I've yet to go through. Were it not for the Annotated Pratchett File it would not have made any sense at all, and even as it is it still seems rambling, incoherent, and much too long. Bleah.
I can only imagine the hilarity quotient is upped considerably for those who have grown up immersed in Australian culture and are intimately familiar with the subject matter.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.
GentleLady wrote:[02:12:36] GentleLady: Please, have sex with me.
GentleLady wrote:[20:55:19] GentleLady: If you want, I'll see if I can suck your soul out through your cock*.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.
GentleLady wrote:[02:12:36] GentleLady: Please, have sex with me.
GentleLady wrote:[20:55:19] GentleLady: If you want, I'll see if I can suck your soul out through your cock*.
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