Childhood (not so) crackpot theories
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Oh boy this stuff's my bread and butter! Well when I was younger, not sure quite when, but a while ago, I was fiddling with something, probably a remote. I would put it up to my mouth and my siblings would tell me not to. I was just thinking, now why would I want to fiddle with things or put them to my mouth. Well maybe contact with things releases endorphins, or at least some sort of good feeling. That would explain why I want to fiddle with things. Maybe it gets stronger when the areas of the body are more sensitive. Like the lips, of course! The same principal applies to contact with other living things just it's probably stronger with living things. That's why we like to pet our cats or dogs. That's why we hug people. That's why kissing feels good. I don't know about you guys but it makes perfect sense to me. But I'm probably not the first person to think of this.
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Sir_Elderberry wrote:Talith wrote:I used to think that the reason clouds move across the sky was because the atmosphere was stationary and the earth was rotating so the clouds would whiz by.
Iirc, this was one of the main Greek arguments against a rotating Earth--if it was rotating, the air would produce massive winds and the buildings would fall down.
A fun thing is that the earth's rotation DOES produce massive winds

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So, I had this idea for an infinite energy source. You build a one-way glass mirror in a sphere shape, with the mirror part on the inside, and shine a flashlight into it. The light keeps reflecting off the mirrors in the inside, while you can see it from the outside. Boom! Infinite light source!
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When I was in first grade, I remember being diagnosed as color blind. This led me to thinking that perhaps people don't see things the same way, specifically color. For instance every thing you see that is blue, appears to me as yellow. Now we both call it blue because we have been told that an object that looks like that IS blue, however what you see as yellow I see as blue.
I was also very detached from myself constantly viewing my body as nothing more then a tool for me to work with.
I was also very detached from myself constantly viewing my body as nothing more then a tool for me to work with.
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My theory from early high school (and still) is that you can't die. Infinite Personal Reality.
When it's about time for you to die from sickness, old age, etc., in your reality, a miracle cure will be found and you'll be saved. Unfortunately, other people can die (in your reality) but will continue on in their own IPR.
When it's about time for you to die from sickness, old age, etc., in your reality, a miracle cure will be found and you'll be saved. Unfortunately, other people can die (in your reality) but will continue on in their own IPR.
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I just remembered this today, I had this idea of powering cities using lightning electricity using gigantic batteries(With no knowledge of electricity at the time).
Looking back, it sounds not just dumb but ridiculous
Looking back, it sounds not just dumb but ridiculous

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frog42 wrote:My theory from early high school (and still) is that you can't die. Infinite Personal Reality.
When it's about time for you to die from sickness, old age, etc., in your reality, a miracle cure will be found and you'll be saved. Unfortunately, other people can die (in your reality) but will continue on in their own IPR.
That's called Quantum Immortality.
There's an infinite number of universes, and you can only observe the ones where you continue to live, so you appear to live forever.
It depends on a lot of quantum mechanics that I don't really understand, though, so I can't believe in it.
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lulzfish wrote:frog42 wrote:My theory from early high school (and still) is that you can't die. Infinite Personal Reality.
When it's about time for you to die from sickness, old age, etc., in your reality, a miracle cure will be found and you'll be saved. Unfortunately, other people can die (in your reality) but will continue on in their own IPR.
That's called Quantum Immortality.
There's an infinite number of universes, and you can only observe the ones where you continue to live, so you appear to live forever.
It depends on a lot of quantum mechanics that I don't really understand, though, so I can't believe in it.
It also has some rather nasty consequences. For example, if you're caught in a car crash, there will be some universes where you survive, but in most of them you'll be horribly maimed for life. Which, given the immortality part, is a long, long time.
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Outchanter wrote:lulzfish wrote:frog42 wrote:My theory from early high school (and still) is that you can't die. Infinite Personal Reality.
When it's about time for you to die from sickness, old age, etc., in your reality, a miracle cure will be found and you'll be saved. Unfortunately, other people can die (in your reality) but will continue on in their own IPR.
That's called Quantum Immortality.
There's an infinite number of universes, and you can only observe the ones where you continue to live, so you appear to live forever.
It depends on a lot of quantum mechanics that I don't really understand, though, so I can't believe in it.
It also has some rather nasty consequences. For example, if you're caught in a car crash, there will be some universes where you survive, but in most of them you'll be horribly maimed for life. Which, given the immortality part, is a long, long time.
And here I thought I was original. Those consequences sound pretty bad, but what happens when you decide to end your life because of your painful disability and seeming immortality? Either you mess up to the point that you can't even try anymore or they find a way to cure you before you get that far.
As I've grown older, I've aligned my thoughts more with Buddhism though. Maybe you're only quantumly immortal until you're ready to move on.
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lulzfish wrote:That's called Quantum Immortality.
There's an infinite number of universes, and you can only observe the ones where you continue to live, so you appear to live forever.
It depends on a lot of quantum mechanics that I don't really understand, though, so I can't believe in it.
I have to say that quantum Immortality sounds good, but makes no sense.
If every possible universe exists, then there is an universe where I have just turned into a chair, a frog, or anything or anyone.
you can only observe the ones where you continue to live
What if my body turns into an exact copy of my father's body? Is it me or is it my father? What if my body disappears from here and appears in china?
Also, quantum immortality should work in the past. I've been dead ever since the big bang, and only less than 20 years ago I started to exist.
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userxp wrote:I have to say that quantum Immortality sounds good, but makes no sense.
If every possible universe exists, then there is an universe where I have just turned into a chair, a frog, or anything or anyone.
What if my body turns into an exact copy of my father's body? Is it me or is it my father? What if my body disappears from here and appears in china?
Also, quantum immortality should work in the past. I've been dead ever since the big bang, and only less than 20 years ago I started to exist.
I hate it when people assume "infinite universes" implies "absurd universes". There are "infinite universes" because very slight changes can build up over time to create larger ones. I assume in quantum immortality that when you "die", you simply begin to perceive a universe where that diverged JUST ENOUGH to keep you alive.
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One reason why I wouldn't want that quantum such to be true is that everyone you ever love or hold dear will die, and you will end up alone.
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frog42 wrote:I hate it when people assume "infinite universes" implies "absurd universes". There are "infinite universes" because very slight changes can build up over time to create larger ones. I assume in quantum immortality that when you "die", you simply begin to perceive a universe where that diverged JUST ENOUGH to keep you alive.
OK, but first, I'm not sure there can be infinite universes, a lot of them yes, but infinite...
Second, I don't know much about quantum things so I could be entirely wrong, but AFAIK quantum theory means that a particle has a certain probability of "being here" and a lower probability of "being there". Couldn't many very slight changes such as an atom moving out of its place produce a big and apparently absurd change?
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Beacons! wrote:PM 2Ring wrote:If so, your sons have a good chance of being colour-blind, I'm sorry to say.
Colour-blindness really isn't bad. What you lose in the ability to tell light pink from light grey etc, you more than gain in a good topic of conversation at nearly all social events. What you're trying to say is "I'm sorry your sons can't be pilots or bomb defusers", both life threatening jobs.
That's something that's always bugged me. When the terrorists are making the bomb, why do they colour code which wire should be cut first? Surely the disposal teams wouldn't stand a chance if you carefully coloured all the wires one colour? Though I suppose the positioning of the wire would give away which wire did what...
One of my childhood theories entailed building a large solar array in space and having the wire transmitted back down to earth via radiowaves or a really really long wire... bear in mind I was about 7 (This is around '96) and had never heard of dyson spheres etc.
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One theory I had was that if you take a really long wire, put electricity in one end and quickly connect it to the other one, electricity would keep going forever in circles.
Wait, wouldn't it happen with superconductor wires? Hmmm....
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601101&sid=aJ529lsdk9HI
Wait, wouldn't it happen with superconductor wires? Hmmm....
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One of my childhood theories entailed building a large solar array in space and having the wire transmitted back down to earth via radiowaves or a really really long wire... bear in mind I was about 7 (This is around '96) and had never heard of dyson spheres etc.
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I used to think (And still often humor myself with it) that when we dream, we create a parallel universe with a whole new set of physics (Hence flying, teleportation, and all the other fun stuff in dreams). What we remember when we wake up is "experiencing" the life of the parallel "us." Of course an entire universe's lifetime elapses during our dreams, but when we wake up we only remember a random memorable part of our parallel life. Of course, this theory means that the universe we live in is somebody's dream, and all the parallel universes we worry ourselves with are other peoples' dreams from the universe "above" ours.
Now I just need to figure out what happens when we're startled awake mid-dream...
Now I just need to figure out what happens when we're startled awake mid-dream...
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I was looking for a reason not to do my math homework. Naturally, i tried to disprove the logic of Math. (this may offend some of our super nerds and mathematics professors.) I thought: "Well, math didn't just pop out of nowhere, it was thought up by a dreamer like myself." Who exactly thought-up the concept of math? What is math derived from? At what point, as we search for the beginning source of math, do we find out that math is a spider web that is detached from the wall of the universe? What properties relate math to any part of the universe?
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Charlie! wrote:Conservation of energy. If your machine goes on forever in the same state and it puts out energy as radio waves, that's infinite energy, which is illegal.DrZiro wrote:When I was really little, I thought that it would be possible to make a perpetual engine.
Then I learned about the first law of thermodynamics, so I figured, it should still be possible to make a perpetual engine, as long as it is also a perpetual refrigerator.
Then I learned about the second law, so I figured, it should still be possible to make a perpetual engine, as long as it is also not only a refrigerator but also a radio emitter.
(Since the radio waves are a more entropic form of energy than heat, right?)
I don't think the third law of thermodynamics prevents this, but there might be another law that does. If you know of one, do let me know, so I can move on to the next stage.
Okay, it wouldn't be able to go on forever, only as long as there is heat. It still sounds rather utopian. It doesn't actually run out of energy, but it does run out of (negative) entropy.
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Maybe those ones aren't possible universes. In a Many Worlds Theory, not all apparently conceivable universes exist. Universes have to be consistent.userxp wrote:If every possible universe exists, then there is an universe where I have just turned into a chair, a frog, or anything or anyone.
What if my body turns into an exact copy of my father's body? Is it me or is it my father? What if my body disappears from here and appears in china?
Very good point.userxp wrote: Also, quantum immortality should work in the past. I've been dead ever since the big bang, and only less than 20 years ago I started to exist.
I think you'd enjoy the Swampman thought experiment.
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I was 8, if that, when I thought a strong "first contact with extra terrestrials" would be the impetus to get rid of nation states. I mean looking at it now, one is similar to zero... Also, I didn't think any severe conflict between the species was necessary.
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How does that marble example show anything?PM 2Ring wrote:I think you'd enjoy the Swampman thought experiment.
Everyone would have the exact same questions and answers about the marbles regardless of the situation.
I suppose that's the argument against it, given that only a broken, semi-omniscient observer (that perfectly tracks atoms but not information) would be confused.
That same observer would probably go instantly insane if it witnessed an entanglement experiment...
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I was just thinking to myself the other day that I actually think a lot of the 'explanations' of natural phenomenon in flat-earth theory would be fiendishly clever... if they were coming from a ten-year-old.
Expect for the whole 'sunsets are optical illusions' thing. I feel like even a ten-year-old could do better than that.
But the disk Earth with the South Pole broken out into an ice wall, and the winding solar orbit creating the seasons, would get a chuckle of admiration from me if it was a kid making it up in a fit of imagination.
Expect for the whole 'sunsets are optical illusions' thing. I feel like even a ten-year-old could do better than that.
But the disk Earth with the South Pole broken out into an ice wall, and the winding solar orbit creating the seasons, would get a chuckle of admiration from me if it was a kid making it up in a fit of imagination.
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I have a model of the Earth that is at odds with both the disk and the globe. I think the Earth is a cylinder, with the sun in the middle. The sun's motion is (to the first approximation) a circle, so that you have day when it is on your side of the cylinder and night when it is on the other. At the equinoxes, the sun's path is over a privileged circle on the cylinder called the equator, and the sun actually traces out a helix from one tropic to the other and back over the course of the year. The "poles" are myths, and you can actually go infinitely far north or south (though it will rapidly become uninhabitable). In the center of the cylinder is a smaller, dark cylinder which blocks out the sun at night and which exerts the complicated gravitational forces required for this motion and for the motions of the moon, planets, and stars. Our eyes have naturally evolved to correct for the east-west curvature, so the path the sun takes appears to curve down toward the horizon rather than slightly upward to meet a horizon curving up even faster. The whole shebang is rotating rapidly, producing what we experience as gravity. Hypothetical Soviet ICBM paths "over the north pole" actually referred to direct shots through the center of the cylinder, past the sun, curving slightly to avoid the dark cylinder.
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Sounds like you're describing the Ringworld, more or less.
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But like an infinitely wide ring. A cylinder even.
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I used to believe that there were nine universes, arranged like a tic-tac-toe board. I had no supporting evidence for this whatsoever, but I was 9 years old and 9 was my favorite number. Stupid theory.
I used to believe that I could create a flying newspaper out of paper and cardboard tubes, and that when I succeeded, this invention would be worth a lot of money. I succeeded in creating a time-consuming yet semi-entertaining way to destroy cardboard tubes, but that's about it. This was a slightly less stupid theory, since it was pre-internet, and the core concept about having a faster news cycle proved to be at least somewhat lucrative.
I used to believe that small animals experience time differently than large animals. Basically, they don't live as long, so shorter lengths of time feel longer to them. I don't entirely disbelieve this theory, because it explains why flies and the like have much better reaction times than people.
I used to believe that all animals with hearts live approximately the same number of heartbeats. That's why small animals with fast heartbeats don't live as long. A corollary to this theory was that the real reason fitness increases life expectancy and obesity decreases it was simply the effect on resting heart rate. I actually kind of still believe this one, too.
I used to believe that, because antimatter particles have the opposite properties of matter particles, that they also move backwards in time. I don't know of an specific evidence disproving this theory, but I don't have any evidence for it, so I guess I just consider it an interesting idea now.
I used to believe emphatically that the bulletpoint in the definition of life requiring that "life is made up of cells" is a ridiculous and arbitrary requirement created specifically to exclude viruses, even though viruses are clearly alive. I actually still believe this, perhaps even more emphatically than I used to. See, at the time, I clearly saw intent, but wondered why someone would intend to do that. Having experienced more of humanity, I'm pretty confident that this entire theory is correct in its observations of human nature even if it's ultimately wrong about viruses.
I used to believe that UFOs exist, but despite having seen them twice, I no longer believe they exist. Seeing is not necessarily believing.
I used to believe that Bigfoot exists, but stopped believing it after investigating and debunking a couple of supposed Bigfoot sightings for friends/acquaintances in my teens. I always found signs of bear activity nearby. I was technically not an adult yet when I revised my theory on Bigfoot to "it's bears and idiots," which I still believe.
I used to believe that I could create a flying newspaper out of paper and cardboard tubes, and that when I succeeded, this invention would be worth a lot of money. I succeeded in creating a time-consuming yet semi-entertaining way to destroy cardboard tubes, but that's about it. This was a slightly less stupid theory, since it was pre-internet, and the core concept about having a faster news cycle proved to be at least somewhat lucrative.
I used to believe that small animals experience time differently than large animals. Basically, they don't live as long, so shorter lengths of time feel longer to them. I don't entirely disbelieve this theory, because it explains why flies and the like have much better reaction times than people.
I used to believe that all animals with hearts live approximately the same number of heartbeats. That's why small animals with fast heartbeats don't live as long. A corollary to this theory was that the real reason fitness increases life expectancy and obesity decreases it was simply the effect on resting heart rate. I actually kind of still believe this one, too.
I used to believe that, because antimatter particles have the opposite properties of matter particles, that they also move backwards in time. I don't know of an specific evidence disproving this theory, but I don't have any evidence for it, so I guess I just consider it an interesting idea now.
I used to believe emphatically that the bulletpoint in the definition of life requiring that "life is made up of cells" is a ridiculous and arbitrary requirement created specifically to exclude viruses, even though viruses are clearly alive. I actually still believe this, perhaps even more emphatically than I used to. See, at the time, I clearly saw intent, but wondered why someone would intend to do that. Having experienced more of humanity, I'm pretty confident that this entire theory is correct in its observations of human nature even if it's ultimately wrong about viruses.
I used to believe that UFOs exist, but despite having seen them twice, I no longer believe they exist. Seeing is not necessarily believing.
I used to believe that Bigfoot exists, but stopped believing it after investigating and debunking a couple of supposed Bigfoot sightings for friends/acquaintances in my teens. I always found signs of bear activity nearby. I was technically not an adult yet when I revised my theory on Bigfoot to "it's bears and idiots," which I still believe.
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WriteBrainedJR wrote:I used to believe that there were nine universes, arranged like a tic-tac-toe board. I had no supporting evidence for this whatsoever, but I was 9 years old and 9 was my favorite number. Stupid theory.
I used to believe that I could create a flying newspaper out of paper and cardboard tubes, and that when I succeeded, this invention would be worth a lot of money. I succeeded in creating a time-consuming yet semi-entertaining way to destroy cardboard tubes, but that's about it. This was a slightly less stupid theory, since it was pre-internet, and the core concept about having a faster news cycle proved to be at least somewhat lucrative.
I used to believe that small animals experience time differently than large animals. Basically, they don't live as long, so shorter lengths of time feel longer to them. I don't entirely disbelieve this theory, because it explains why flies and the like have much better reaction times than people.
I used to believe that all animals with hearts live approximately the same number of heartbeats. That's why small animals with fast heartbeats don't live as long. A corollary to this theory was that the real reason fitness increases life expectancy and obesity decreases it was simply the effect on resting heart rate. I actually kind of still believe this one, too.
I used to believe that, because antimatter particles have the opposite properties of matter particles, that they also move backwards in time. I don't know of an specific evidence disproving this theory, but I don't have any evidence for it, so I guess I just consider it an interesting idea now.
I used to believe emphatically that the bulletpoint in the definition of life requiring that "life is made up of cells" is a ridiculous and arbitrary requirement created specifically to exclude viruses, even though viruses are clearly alive. I actually still believe this, perhaps even more emphatically than I used to. See, at the time, I clearly saw intent, but wondered why someone would intend to do that. Having experienced more of humanity, I'm pretty confident that this theory is entirely correct in its observations of human nature even if it's ultimately wrong about viruses.
I used to believe that UFOs exist, but despite having seen them twice, I no longer believe they exist. Seeing is not necessarily believing.
I used to believe that Bigfoot exists, but stopped believing it after investigating and debunking a couple of supposed Bigfoot sightings for friends/acquaintances in my teens. I always found signs of bear activity nearby. I was technically not an adult yet when I revised my theory on Bigfoot to "it's bears and idiots," which I still believe.
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Some of those things— the time perception, heartbeat life time, and antimatter ones— are actually known to be true.
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Pfhorrest wrote:Some of those things— the time perception, heartbeat life time, and antimatter ones— are actually known to be true.
I wish someone had told me. My parents told me they were ridiculous.
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I don't know that the "heartbeat lifetime" is true really. There are so many other things that are more important to our lifespan, and it's not like there is some upper bound imposed by "number of heartbeats" either. Exercising is good for us in a variety of ways that don't really boil down to our resting heart rate.
Antimatter is identical to time-reversed matter due to CPT symmetry, so that one is pretty legit. It's not quite so impressive though when you realize that in most interactions, it is also identical to regular matter.
I don't think there is any such evidence that shorter-lived animals as a rule perceive time differently than longer-lived animals.
Antimatter is identical to time-reversed matter due to CPT symmetry, so that one is pretty legit. It's not quite so impressive though when you realize that in most interactions, it is also identical to regular matter.
I don't think there is any such evidence that shorter-lived animals as a rule perceive time differently than longer-lived animals.
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Heartbeat-lifespan isn't *strictly* true, but there is a reasonable inter-species correlation between resting heart rate and average lifespan, so the product of the two is *very roughly* constant across species.
Similarly, size vs time perception is reasonable; at minimum, smaller things have shorter nerve lengths, so the time just to *traverse* the entire nervous system is shorter.
Similarly, size vs time perception is reasonable; at minimum, smaller things have shorter nerve lengths, so the time just to *traverse* the entire nervous system is shorter.
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No I don't think so. The reason animals with high resting heart rates don't live as long is because they are small, not because they run out of heartbeats sooner. There is no maximum number of beats, which was sort of the point of the claim. In fact, a healthy heart would outlive a typical individual of any species.
Also, smaller animals have smaller brains, but that doesn't necessarily mean they think faster any more than humans with microcephaly do. It does mean that the response time will be shorter if you prick their foot (central nervous response at least), but I don't think that's relevant.
Also, smaller animals have smaller brains, but that doesn't necessarily mean they think faster any more than humans with microcephaly do. It does mean that the response time will be shorter if you prick their foot (central nervous response at least), but I don't think that's relevant.
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I don't know whether there is evidence for a general correlation between perception of time and body size, but I do find it plausible. Anyway, flies really do think much faster than humans. Also, my impression is that my cats think faster than I do (even if they understand less overall).
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It's hard for me to visualize a fly "thinking." I know that they do, in the sense that they make decisions, learn, remember, etc., but their lack of any true brain makes me suspect their cognitive processes are very different from mine. But I would be willing to believe that for a good definition of "think," flies think faster than humans, in the sense that a single "thought" will last less time in the nervous system and a single fly might even have most of them per second. But their thoughts are so much less complex (I guess), that they might not actually process more information per second in an information-theoretic sense.
On the other hand, it is possible that they do process information more quickly than humans but that without the type of abstraction we are capable of, this simply doesn't amount too much. For instance, their many eyes require a lot of visual processing to make sense of, but at the end of the day, they have only a relative few possible behaviors for that large amount of information. But I find this possibility less likely, since they simply have so few neurons. It seems like if we are counting all sorts of neural activity, surely the animal with the greatest quantity of active neurons should win.
Just speculating.
On the other hand, it is possible that they do process information more quickly than humans but that without the type of abstraction we are capable of, this simply doesn't amount too much. For instance, their many eyes require a lot of visual processing to make sense of, but at the end of the day, they have only a relative few possible behaviors for that large amount of information. But I find this possibility less likely, since they simply have so few neurons. It seems like if we are counting all sorts of neural activity, surely the animal with the greatest quantity of active neurons should win.
Just speculating.
Re: Childhood (not so) crackpot theories
Going off-topic, so spoilering my response to Eebster the Great.
Spoiler:
"There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache coherence, naming things, and off-by-one errors." (Phil Karlton and Leon Bambrick)
coding and xkcd combined
(Julian/Julian's)
coding and xkcd combined
(Julian/Julian's)
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