Oddly enough I couldn't find a sandwich thread. If there already is one, feel free to delete away.
Now sandwiches, as well as having a name which (when pronounced), makes you feel happy, are a frequent occurence in everyday life. Unfortunately, a large number of people pass through life sticking to their conservative and boring combinations of fillings. Such as ham, cheese, or maybe if they're feeling wild ham and cheese. This is often combined with even worse choices of bread.
Either that or they travel to Subway to get a now overpriced ( paying to get it toasted. What is the world coming to?), sandwich.
So, I'm going to start by presenting you with my personal favourite and (possibly) original sandwich. It doesn't really have a name but the theme seems to be red. So name it what you will, as long as the name has a red theme.
Right. Start with a nice French baguette, not pre-sliced hovis, not even best of both. French. Baguette.
Now slice it in half (no shit), and apply a small amount of butter (type of butter optional).
Now comes the cheese, but not Edam or Cheddar. "What do you mean not Edam or Cheddar?" I hear the masses cry, "Surely there aren't any other types of cheese in the world!" Well there are, people should try them. Even them smelly ones. But seriously, Red Leicster, not exactly breaking the boundaries but it works here. Slice the cheese or grate it, doesn't matter, just cover the baguette with one thin layer.
Now get some red pepper (not spicy, sweet), and slice that, chuck it on. You're pretty much half-way there.
Chorizo, it's awesome, makes any sandwich better. TEAR it (I don't know why, but it makes you feel like a chef). Slap it on.
Tomato, real controversial but I personally like it. Slice it thinly and fit it on the sandwich somewhere.
Use any leftover cheese to cover it then put it in the microwave for around 20 - 30 seconds.
When you take it out, the bread will be soft, the cheese melted, and all the ingredients mixed in with each other.
To make it complete, you just get the crisps you like, the show you want to watch and a bean-bag.
There be my favourite. If anyone tries it be sure to tell me what you think, and if anyone can contribute their favourite sandwiches to the thread then that'd be smashing.
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