Really good ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING food

[The-nightmare]

Ok more like a snack, but croissant dipped in any non-alcoholic or non-carbonated drink. as in milk, OJ, other kinds of juices, etc.

croissant dipped in strawberry milk is definitely orgasm in my taste buds.

Donut on pizza. chips in any type of sandwich. sandwich with bread replaced with blueberry french toast. whipped cream on chips.

and my greatest creation, the self entitled "mystical orb".

1. take a meat , make into a 1 inch ball, fry it.
2. cover in thin layer of cheese, fry again.
3. cover in thin layer of a grain, i.e. a type of bread, breading, rice, or similar. fry again.
4. cover with a thin layer of meat, fry.
5. cover in thin layer of cheese, fry.
6. cover in a thin layer of final grain layer, fry.
7. eat w/ or w/o a dipping sauce in any way you please.

best part is, there is no limit to the combinations!

[Rheum]

Jam on everything.

Any kind of jam, though preferably good-quality home-made jam. Strawberry jam, marmalade, plum, peach whatever-jam.

Jam on chicken
Jam on fish
Jam on beef
Jam on curry
Jam on toast
Jam on chips
Jam on rice
Jam on cat.

Jam on stew
Jam and cream cheese
Jam and marmite
Jam on Jam
Jam with blue cheese
JAM.

I am also the proud inventor of the CLTCJ/HM
Take chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheese, jam/honey, marmite. Place as much of the above as you like on a single piece of rye. Delicious.

[acb]

Cheese and jam toasties are pretty damn good too.

[Chfan]

Meat. It feels cruel to eat, it but it's just soooo good.

[darthchazza]

Rheum is forgetting Jam on Ham. Although it is just edged out by Ham with Jam on one side and Mustard on the other.
Also frozen pea with sour cream or mayo, peas still frozen of course. I have heard tell that Frozen peas+coke is epic win although I'm not brave enough to try it.

[kevin_c]

Durian. Or possibly a cacodemon.

Durian with rice, and a dash of salt for the contrast in taste. Alternatively you can put brown sugar on it as well.

Basically, you get your durian and mash it into your rice, and try to eat it with your fingers... yum

[Aleril]

I love mixing hot chocolate mix with milk.

What you get is a chocolate milk and since all of the powder isn't able to mix with the milk, some of it just gets wet and floats to the top. So when you are done with the milk part, you can scoop the wet powder substance up with the spoon you mixed it with and it tastes DELICIOUS.

Note: You will have to stir really hard to make this work or else you are going to get a mouthful of dry powder, and that's not good.

[AirshipHobo]

I'd say the Bronco Trolley. It's a concoction featured in a game from the very early years of Homestar Runner, and after seeing it, ate many. It was surprisingly good.

To make a Bronco Trolley:
1) Get a Triscuit
B) Put some peanut butter on the Triscuit
Drei) Slap an orange slice on that peanut butter!
IV) Eat it!

[Fractal_Tangent]

I love mixing hot chocolate mix with milk.

What you get is a chocolate milk and since all of the powder isn't able to mix with the milk, some of it just gets wet and floats to the top. So when you are done with the milk part, you can scoop the wet powder substance up with the spoon you mixed it with and it tastes DELICIOUS.

Note: You will have to stir really hard to make this work or else you are going to get a mouthful of dry powder, and that's not good.

I did not think anyone else did this other than me...
This must be the tastiest thing ever...

[Alpha Omicron]

A similar beverage is called "malted milk".

[TaintedDeity]

Is malted milk not mixed very well then?

[Alpha Omicron]

Is malted milk not mixed very well then?

The milk is supposed to be hot. This makes the powder dissolve fully. See Wikipedia.

[TaintedDeity]

Hot chocolate is meant to be hot too
Shall we list all hot beverages then?

[Fractal_Tangent]

that does not look very tastey to put in cold milk and whirl around with a spoon

[wqdiia]

As a kid I used to mix chocolate powder with milk so that I had around 1dl of milk and 2dl of powder. It was easier to eat with a spoon than actually drink.

The only thing that I can think of that I now find really tasty and others find discusting is rye bread with cheese and honey on it. Actually, I'm fairly certain I could put honey on everything I eat and find it delicious.

[semicharmed]

Take about half a smallish onion, chop it up, and throw it into a frying pan with some butter. When the onion is carmelized, open a can of beans (I like black beans, but kidneys or whatever would also work), pour off most of the water (a step I usually forget), let it simmer for a while, until the water cooks down. Throw in some diced tomatoes at this point, preferably fresh but canned works in a pinch. Cook for another 5 minutes.
Crack 2-3 eggs, and slice some cheese. Pour eggs into pan, and top with cheese.
Cook until the eggs have set, and the cheese is melty. Dump onto plate, get a fork, and have at it.
It looks awful, but it tastes awesome. And is super-filling, relatively cheap, and keeps for a few days in the fridge.

[captain2obvious]

Two things-
1. Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.
2. After you eat at out at a Mexican restaurant, take leftovers home. Next day, take the leftovers (should consist of various amounts of refried beans, rice, meat bits, salsa, lettuce, guacamole, and sour cream) add them all to a bowl, stir well, heat, stir again, and enjoy. It looks completely unappetizing, but it is to die for, and sharing isn't usually a problem

[dragon]

Beef mince and cheese-flavoured corn chips go very well together.

Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.

What do you mean by chili? Chopped chili, chili con carne, sweet chilli, or dried chili flakes or powder?

To make a Bronco Trolley:
1) Get a Triscuit
B) Put some peanut butter on the Triscuit
Drei) Slap an orange slice on that peanut butter!
IV) Eat it!

No idea what a Triscuit might be like. Would most any sort of crispbread work?

[Chfan]

No idea what a Triscuit might be like. Would most any sort of crispbread work?

Well, a Triscuits are salty crackers that have a lot of layers of crunchiness. So add some salt and that would probably work.

[clockworkmonk]

Ever heard of the Texas State Fair?

They will fry anything. There is a man there who sells fried butter. He has fried Coke.

That place is a place of magic.

[OtterFox]

Once knew a kid that smothered his pizza in mustard....I dunno, I thought it was disgusting, but, then again, I can only take so much mustard *shrug*

Haven't tried it, but apparently there's a doughnut shop in Portland Oregon that has a Maplebacon bar, which is a Maple bar with bacon on top O_o

As for my own...I think my strangest experiment was with poaching an egg in cream of mushroom soup and then putting both on a plate over bread. Looked disgusting, but tasted rather good, actually.

[captain2obvious]

Beef mince and cheese-flavoured corn chips go very well together.

Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.

What do you mean by chili? Chopped chili, chili con carne, sweet chilli, or dried chili flakes or powder?

Chili as in the think soup like substance consisting mainly of chili powder, chili beans, tomatoes, onions, meats, and other random bits

Edit: So I guess chili con carne is pretty close

[TheSkyMovesSideways]

So I guess chili con carne

Ironically, this was not obvious at all!

[captain2obvious]

So I guess chili con carne

Ironically, this was not obvious at all!

Ironically, those other combos don't sound to bad.

[3.14mp]

marshmallow fluff, nutella, rolos, honey, chocolate sauce, wonder bread, and whipped cream.
microwave it all to perfection.

it forms a delicious and nutritious sandwich.
well, maybe only the former.

(or maybe neither.)

[red.]

Pizza Shapes with Nutella.

Popcorn with melted butter, icing sugar and salt. Absolute flavourgasm.

Also, peanut butter, Milo (a grainy, malty, chocolatey milk flavoury thing) and a bit of milk, in the microwave so it goes all melty and delicious.

Basically any combination of chocolate, salt and carbohydrates is disgustingly delicious.

[Twirlcan]

Posset.

Milk boiled with lemon zest or candied lemon, ginger, nutmeg and allspice.

In another container add a raw egg or two, half a bottle of of porter a shot of port wine or sherry and a shot of brandy (or not)
Mix egg with booze until frothy and then pour the super-hot milk over the mixture while stirring.

This was considered medicine in medieval Europe. It sucked as medicine but it is one of the most delicious things you can make with raw eggs, port wine and beer. (well the only delicious thing you can make with them all together).

[Ninjap00]

Two things-
1. Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.
2. After you eat at out at a Mexican restaurant, take leftovers home. Next day, take the leftovers (should consist of various amounts of refried beans, rice, meat bits, salsa, lettuce, guacamole, and sour cream) add them all to a bowl, stir well, heat, stir again, and enjoy. It looks completely unappetizing, but it is to die for, and sharing isn't usually a problem

But both of these sound delicious.

[captain2obvious]

Two things-
1. Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.
2. After you eat at out at a Mexican restaurant, take leftovers home. Next day, take the leftovers (should consist of various amounts of refried beans, rice, meat bits, salsa, lettuce, guacamole, and sour cream) add them all to a bowl, stir well, heat, stir again, and enjoy. It looks completely unappetizing, but it is to die for, and sharing isn't usually a problem

But both of these sound delicious.

That's what I've been telling people!

....
and my greatest creation, the self entitled "mystical orb".

1. take a meat , make into a 1 inch ball, fry it.
2. cover in thin layer of cheese, fry again.
3. cover in thin layer of a grain, i.e. a type of bread, breading, rice, or similar. fry again.
4. cover with a thin layer of meat, fry.
5. cover in thin layer of cheese, fry.
6. cover in a thin layer of final grain layer, fry.
7. eat w/ or w/o a dipping sauce in any way you please.

best part is, there is no limit to the combinations!

I congratulate you on your great culinary achievement. However, You my friend may only have a few years left to live.

[PumpkinKing]

1)Pepperoni Pizza dipped in Clam Chowder
2)Peanut Butter Honey, and bacon sandwiches

I don't think ANYONE can top edible plates

[ArgonV]

Two things-
1. Peanutbutter mixed with honey (about 3 parts pb to 1 part honey) spread on bread (make a sandwich), then smother that in chili. People tell me its really strange, but my families done it as long as I can remember.

Oh yeah, I discovered this in a weird culinary mood as well. Instead of chili, I used sambal, which is probably similar

[Nath]

Loco moco. Hawaiian dish consisting of a generous pile of rice, topped with some kind of meat (usually hamburger patties), topped with fried egg(s), topped with gravy (usually brown). Looks like a brownish gooey mess.

[Alpha Omicron]

Loco moco. Hawaiian dish consisting of a generous pile of rice, topped with some kind of meat (usually hamburger patties), topped with fried egg(s), topped with gravy (usually brown). Looks like a brownish gooey mess.

This is super delicious. Apparently, it's a fast-food lunch thing in Hawaii.

[Dthen]

I'm not sure how weird this is, but chips (as in fries), cheese and curry sauce is delicious in a strange, spicy, melted cheesy way.

Chips with korma sauce on top is really tasty as well. Mild, creamy taste with good chips. It has to be a thick sauce though, or it just goes everywhere and isn't as nice.

Mixing caster sugar or golden syrup with butter creates the richest, sweetest gooey mess that tastes of unsurprisingly, sugar and butter. Someone should try treacle and tell me how that goes, though... I haven't done this for years, though.

I will vouch for deep fried mars bars! They are great, because they go all gooey and melt slightly and the extra heat intensifies the flavour.

Just remembered, getting icing sugar and throwing it up into their then trying to catch the powder in your mouth is fun, if messy.

I swear there's something else I was meaning to add but I can't remember it so it doesn't matter, I suppose.
Anyways, it's almost 9 AM and I haven't been to sleep yet, so I apologise if I'm not making much sense.
Wow, I'm hungry.

[Gia]

Meatball spagwich. It's kind of like taking a bowl of spaghetti and eating it between slices of garlic bread, except I usually make mine with lightly toasted plain bread. If not for the meatballs and cheese it'd be all carbs, and it's rather messy to eat, but it's quite tasty.

[Decker]

Loco moco. Hawaiian dish consisting of a generous pile of rice, topped with some kind of meat (usually hamburger patties), topped with fried egg(s), topped with gravy (usually brown). Looks like a brownish gooey mess.

That almost sounds like what's known as a Garbage Plate here in Rochester.

[dubsola]

Loco moco. Hawaiian dish consisting of a generous pile of rice, topped with some kind of meat (usually hamburger patties), topped with fried egg(s), topped with gravy (usually brown). Looks like a brownish gooey mess.

I've had this too! It's pretty good. I also freakin' LOVE warm spam musubi (with soy sauce). Absolutely delicious after a trip to the beach.

[hermaj]

I really want to try that! My boyfriend grew up in Hawaii and talks about it often.

Someone earlier in the thread (like, months ago) mentioned rye bread with cheese and honey - that sounds really yummy if you are using something like cream cheese or ricotta.

[dubsola]

(Hi Tegan!)

I really want to try that! My boyfriend grew up in Hawaii and talks about it often.

Someone earlier in the thread (like, months ago) mentioned rye bread with cheese and honey - that sounds really yummy if you are using something like cream cheese or ricotta.

There's loads of Hawaiian food that is pretty yummy, but to be fair, I never would have tried one if my friend hadn't egged me on. Spam is not something I ever eat.

And rye bread with cheese and honey does not sound disgusting to me at all!

[Nath]

Spam gets a bad rap. As mystery meats go, it's probably slightly less suspicious than hot dogs and such.