Rap Battle Thread!

[Max2009]

Posting again to get the page topper
Your mama's rollin on now, and nothing aint stop her!

[CueBall]

So you say I'm wrong, for posting but twice,
and you're too stupid to take your own advice?
Man, that shit's dope, don't even try,
my rhymin's what earned me the title "superfly"!

[thicknavyrain]

And MC Rain, you're the worst of all,

*Drops mic*.

*Clears throat, and shouts, unaided*

Cueball, don't be giving me this personal bull
I keep my rhymes loaded, 6 barrels full,
You want to take it to the prose? Let's take it all around,
For the next week you'll see the best rapper this side of town,
We the same age, same place and you makin' physical threats?
Come and meet me on the street and you'll do fuck all I bet,
I can rhyme day and night, through sun and snow,
Hell even in my sleep it's a fucking great show,
You take it all with violence but you aint got the love
When you lying in the gutters I'll be chillin above
For this next week I'm'a take this to every forum
Rhyming in every post with perfect decorum
I'll show you to tell me that I'm the fucking worst
By the time this battle's over I'll be coming out first
I take this shit personally, I'll take it too far
I'll keep it so sharp you'll be bleedin' from your scars
Inflicted by my rage, razor blades when I speak
So look out for my skills for this entire next week.

Spoiler:

Cueball, I don't hate you, you're a pretty cool guy
My promise is true though, I'll be keeping it fly
I'll rhyme in every post, and make atleast 3 posts a day
If I have to prove my worth, it's gonna be this way.

[Max2009]

You so green you don't even know
a post on a new page aint two in a row
also you too dumb to realize
I called yo mama fat, and not just her size!

[CueBall]

MC Rain, my man, more respect for that!
you do that, you're topper that my dad's top hat.
I gotta say though, since you think I won't fight,
martial art's my business, each and every night,
I've a black belt in TKD, bitches know it's true,
all my little toe's stronger than all o' you!
You ain't never met a man as tough as me,
I got kicking ass as an honoury degree.
but this shit's about rapping, so let me tell you,
you sound like you thinker than an irish stew,
you may rap all the time (though that shit ain't right)
but in no way does that mean your rappings tight,
I've heard o' rappers dropping bars all day long,
but their beat's no better than a nursery song!

Spoiler:

Seiously, that was a nice verse. But less of the scars and cutting and stuff, please.

And as for you, Max, just step back down,
you never gonna earn yourself the rappin' crown,
you callin' me green, but you clearly can't see,
your momma posing in the paper, turn to page 3!

[thicknavyrain]

You're right, it's quality not quantity that matters,
A good rapper uses both, leaves his opponent in tatters,
You guys can be the judge of how well I rhyme my words,
If they be diamonds call me on it, else call me a turd,
I'll keep my insults clean and leave the violence out,
Real men fight with wit and they don't need to shout
I just PM'd Belial to see if it's all cool,
If he says yes, we'll see whether I come out a fool,

[CueBall]

And if he says no, how about then?
you'll be sat clucking like a big wet hen.
promising things you can't even do,
and running to the mods before carrying them through.
that's not the way a real rapper acts,
they live by ear and on the edge, those are facts.
But I must admit to being curious, let's see how it goes,
I hope you don't get stopped in genius' throes.

[thecamoninja]

All you fools threatening me, you don't know what's coming
You talking'bout your guns and cars, but you better start running
I'll whip out my rockets faster than you can see
And blow you all the hell outta this country

You're not long for this world, so don't sleep at night
Don't even feel safe when you see daylight
I'll hunt you down and take you out
So quiet all this shit that you spout

And if you wanna take on the missiles I launch
I've got a fuckin' tank I can aim at your crotch
And if you're still not damn frightened of me
I'll fuckin nuke ya while drinkin' a cup of tea.

[CueBall]

MC camo, hear this shit, your threats aren't news to me,
'cause I can take you, easy as 1, 2, 3.
you ain't got the shit you claim, and that's the truth
but I've got skills way past yours, making you uncouth.

you say I shouldn't sleep at night, but I never do,
all I ever do is wait, thinking about you
no homo on that my friend, whatever you may wish,
I'm meaning that I'm gunning for you, gonna gut you like a fish.

[thecamoninja]

It's true I may not have a tank or rockets or nukes
But I'm so damn awesome you'll feel like I do
I hit so fast that you won't know what hit you
And I'll be outta there faster than you can chew

You make a claim to skill, but I've yet to see any
Ask me for a demonstration, I can show you many
You might not wanna to that though
My examples will all kill you, bro

You've never been before in a real fight I'm sure
This is all exaggeration to make up for your poor
Abilities in fighting, in the ring or on the street
So just get down now, and start kissin' my feet

[fisticuffs]

Man, what the hell y'all fightin' about?
C'mon boys, this is Forum Games; y'all chill out.
We be friends up in here, y'all know that it's true
MC Nizzle K Sizzle gonna show it to you.

[videogamesizzle]

Nizzle K Sizle, what the matter wit' you?
I thought you were in my closet; get back in there, foo!

[thecamoninja]

It's true, but I didn't start this fight
I'm a victim of circumstance tonight
Don't blame me for these guy's choices
They all crazy, prob'ly hearin' voices!

I'm gonna hug you, my nizzle-K brother
but we're not at all gay for one another
This is totally platonic, huggin's like a narcotic
I just gotta stay on it, can't survive if you withdraw it

*hugs MC Nizzle K Sizzle*
With the glomping, I drizzle
You start crying, it'll fizzle
Please, no-one blow the whistle

[Vince]

MC K Sizzle and his Nizzle-based buddy
I really gotta tell you that these rhymes are quite ruddy.
I beat down a hooker, I'll beat down you two
And you cannot resist; man, watchu gonna do?

[fisticuffs]

MC Camo, yeah you know I love you, man
(Not in a gay way, of course you understand.)
I throw down the *hugs* and I throw 'em real tight
'cause you know, you and me ain't lookin' fo a fight.

But Sham-POW, my friend, you're bein' kind of a dick
You think with just two commercials your face is gonna stick?
You gonna rot away in prison and you'll never work no more
now get outta my way before I throw you to the floor.

[CueBall]

What's with all the hatin', doubting my skills?
bitches better know that only brings ills,
'cause I'll prove it, I'll break a wall with your face,
then jump so high I'll be up in outer space,
I'm the only rapper fly enough to hold my own there,
my rhymes are so sick that I don't need air,
and it might be true in space that noone can hear you scream,
but they'll all hear me serve you like a pudding with cream!

[fisticuffs]

Pudding with cream really sounds pretty good.
I got no issue with you; CueBall, we're good.

[thecamoninja]

MC Nizzle, my friend, allow me to assist you
In the beatin' down of this Shamwow fool
I think you'll find my skills of great assistance
When I'm in the deal, people show no resistance

And in return, you help me beat up eightball
That annoying fucker is drivin' me up a wall!
So come on now, lets be a team of kick-ass
Like Batman and Robin, we'll be goin' too fast

[videogamesizzle]

AWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHH...

We be teamin' up our efforts, MCs Camo and K
WE be bustin' up our rhymes, straight every day.
MC Sham-POW and cueball got nowhere to hide
When you choose our awesome combined force to fight.

[fisticuffs]

shut the fuck up, foo he was talkin' to me.
You can't even get accounts straight, as you can really see.
But then you're pretty cool (I mean really, you're me)
So I don't wanna kill you, so Imma leave you be.

[CueBall]

Yo seriously, guys, you think I'm gonna hide?
I'mma your beat rhymes and break you, deep inside
you'll never be able to come close to me,
my rhymes are so good, but I give 'em out for free!
you know why fuckers? only one reason,
to let rhymes like yours stand would be fucking treason!

[thecamoninja]

We can be a three-man team, Camo, Nizzle, and Sizzle
We'll beat dudes who piss us off, and this'll be fo-shizzle!
We can call it crime-fighting and become super heros
Everyone we go up against will become super-zeros!

You might be strong eightball, but can you go three-on-one?
Lemme answer for you: no, you'll be roasted to well-done
You seem to be kinda stupid, so take my advice here:
You'll have to leave the planet before you are in the clear!

And if our rhymin's treason, then your are terrorism
I'll go fuckin' marine-core on your damned cynicism
I'm a patriot through-and-through, don't you ever forget
And K Sizzle is as American as you can get!

[videogamesizzle]

God bless Aerica, land that I love
Imma bring a can of whoop-ass fallin' down from above
Your terroristic ways won't get outta my sight
So all who stand against us better say goodnight

[KrazyerKate]

Reading this thread's fun for me
With all of the rapping to see.
but after a page,
I suddenly rage:
all your rhyme schemes are AABB.

[CueBall]

You think I can't do three on one? let me tell you this:
It's a standard blackbelt training style, don't even diss,
3 juniors like yourselves, not really up to scratch,
have to fight the senior in a fisticuffs match,
and I've never lost one, not in all my life,
so you should know you're all in for fuckloads of strife,
You think I care you love your country? You're all out of luck,
' cause I'm a born english gentleman you stupid motherfuck!

The new persons rap,
I find to be lacklustre,
limerics are crap.

[fisticuffs]

In a fisticuffs match you think you would win?
Remind me now; Tell me what my name is again?
I got this name after I was wrestling bears
While running down a staircase of burning stairs

And cougars tried to fight, but I kicked them down
Then I grabbed a bald eagle and I threw it to the ground
I smashed Chuck Norris right there in the 'nads
So tell me again; who do you say is bad?

[thecamoninja]

You know who's fuckin' bad?
I am, I'm so fuckin' rad
This is the way that it's gonna go down:
A four man brawl-style hoe-down

Three fuckin' Bad-asses
Two of 'em wearing glasses
And one total wuss
Gonna get beat thus:

A slap to the face, a knee to the guts
I would hit you in the groin, but you've got no nuts
And I don't care what you say
How you try to intimidate

I always come out on top
And you'll be usin' a mop
To clean up bucketfulls of your own blood
Before you finally hit the floor with a thud

Down to the ground, that's where I take you
If you don't go willingly, then I make you
So you still wanna fight now, little man?
I beat your ass faster than anyone else can

[CueBall]

Fisticuffs I haven't got a qualm with you,
it's the whole of the crew that I'm stepping to,
you guys brought this shit to my door,
and that's kinda thing that I hafta fight for,
because as we all know we're rappers at heart,
so the WORST thing to do is insult my art!

[thecamoninja]

But eightball, you're rapping just sucks!
For criticisms, it's a massive sitting duck!

[Vince]

I gotta step in, gotta mediate, dudes!
Y'all sendin' these threats, y'all actin' pretty rude.
If y'all don't stop fightin', you all are gonna pay
So step down, men, I can't do this all day.

[CueBall]

A rap battle is good, my friends, for one thing,
to seperate the strong from the struggling,
to make sure the mighty from the weak are weeded,
so to MC camo I say: [citation needed]

[thecamoninja]

The citation's there in front of you
You must know, it's all too true
Your lack of skill becomes most evident
When I'm at my most malevolent

[CueBall]

You know what a logical fallacy is?
'cause you just made one, you hear that shiz?
just saying it's true don't make it so,
if it did you'd be able to rap by now, bro.

[thecamoninja]

I think that maybe you're not hearin' me clearly
My citation was your rappin', and this is nearly
The dumbest conversation that I've ever had
So just shut up and listen: your rappin' is BAD

[CueBall]

look, listen here camo, and try to glean
a little bit of wisdom from what I mean,
a lightsaber does not a Jedi make,
it can mean that you're just a big ass fake.

[thecamoninja]

Regardless of Jedi powers, light sabers are still bad ass
If you got one you're cool, even if a faker you can pass
And if that's the case, I got five fuckin' light sabers
All fuckin' colors they are,and great for killin' ravers

Then you, you have none, as you are totally lame
Even if a real Jedi, you have no claim to fame
But this metaphor's gone on long enough
Bottom line: I'm great, this is how I rebuff

[Silvyr]

Yo, listen up y'all
MC Silver's here to brawl.
You've got a skirt up in yo' game
And she's gonna make yo' rhymes seem lame.

[thecamoninja]

Woman, there's no way that you can put up a fight
You've got no muscles, so let's just make this right
We'll do something else now, our options are many
Tell me: how much time can I get for a twenty?

[Silvyr]

MC Camo, you seem to get me not,
see, I don't service queers.
I'm throwing down like buckshot,
and honey, you the deer.

[thecamoninja]

If you wanna find a queer go for MC Sizzle
But don't deny me, I'll take your rape whistle
And I am not in any way a deer
So you just get down on that bed now, dear

Spoiler:

I hope I've not crossed any lines...