Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

[chrispy1]

Cow tipping it is!

Cool! Are you a good tipper?

Never been. As I went to a university with both an agricultural college and the province's main vet school, there was a lot of it though - usually made it's way into the campus paper... (You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

is it not true that pigs can eat through bone? I heard once that a (group?) of pigs can actually devour a human (bones and everything) in 5 minutes. Mmm...let's see - pig or cow, pig or cow. Cow tipping it is!

Who though of Snatch at this post?

Um, I'm assuming you're not referring to the female genitalia as it's capitalised, but what praytell is "Snatch"?

[the Cow]

Cow tipping it is!

Cool! Are you a good tipper?

Never been. As I went to a university with both an agricultural college and the province's main vet school, there was a lot of it though - usually made it's way into the campus paper... (You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

Guess I'll have to settle for 10%.

[arcticfox.sq]

is it not true that pigs can eat through bone? I heard once that a (group?) of pigs can actually devour a human (bones and everything) in 5 minutes. Mmm...let's see - pig or cow, pig or cow. Cow tipping it is!

Who though of Snatch at this post?

Um, I'm assuming you're not referring to the female genitalia as it's capitalised, but what praytell is "Snatch"?

The movie?

[Dibley]

Cow tipping it is!

Cool! Are you a good tipper?

Never been. As I went to a university with both an agricultural college and the province's main vet school, there was a lot of it though - usually made it's way into the campus paper... (You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

I have heard from numerous sources that cow tipping is not physically possible without a hell of a lot of people (cows are heavy). Is this true? I have heard of people tipping them, but don't actually know anyone who has.

[joeframbach]

Re: exercise

I used to do a regimen of 20 pushups / 50 crunches / 20 pullups every night, but I realized quickly that the pushups were detrimental to my rock climbing. I have a loft bed, and now I use the bottom of it to do a regimen of pullups in 6 different angles each night. It works all the major muscles and it pretty effective. I also hang under the bed and do crunches.

How would pushups be detrimental for rock climbing? About the only way I can imagine is that it isn't very helpful (probably true, as it's the wrong muscles) and makes you heavier (bigger muscles). That doesn't seem like a significant effect, but perhaps I'm overlooking something. I just do pushups because pecs are sex, and I can't be arsed to do any other exercise other than running/climbing.

Before I started climbing, I used to do pushups every night before bed for about a year, and I never balanced it out with anything else. For the past few months, I've been experiencing some fairly painful frontal-arm cramping whenever I move my arm over my head for a hold, because that part of my arm is too cumbersome. It doesn't stretch properly any more. I need to find some info on how to loosen a ball of muscle on the front part of the upper arm.

[Belial]

Cow tipping it is! :D

Cool! Are you a good tipper?

Never been. As I went to a university with both an agricultural college and the province's main vet school, there was a lot of it though - usually made it's way into the campus paper... (You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

I have heard from numerous sources that cow tipping is not physically possible without a hell of a lot of people (cows are heavy). Is this true? I have heard of people tipping them, but don't actually know anyone who has.

My brother used to. I never asked how many people were involved, though

[Cheese]

What about a ninja cow tipper?
FLYING JUMP KICK!!!!!


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.\|/....>>.....('_')_\___........../..___..\......>>....................\|/.............
../\...................../..\__......./../0..0\...\............................../\..............
........................................|..|____|..|......................__________....
................._/|______.......|...\___/..|.....................|___.......__...\..
................|COW TIP.|.......|.../.....\...|.............................\..../...x\...\
................|__KICK!_|........|..|......|..|..............................|...||....|...|
........................................|_|.......|_|......................____/.....\_x/.../
.............................................................................|___________/.

EDIT (again): Right, this is as good as I'll get it, but you get the idea

[Memnoch]

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[Cuton]

On the subject of rock climbing, I've tried to get into it, but no matter what I do (chalk/..) my hands get unbeliveably sweaty after about 10-15 seconds of climbing. It completely hinders my ability to do anything. Any ideas?

Cuton

[joeframbach]

On the subject of rock climbing, I've tried to get into it, but no matter what I do (chalk/..) my hands get unbeliveably sweaty after about 10-15 seconds of climbing. It completely hinders my ability to do anything. Any ideas?

Cuton

I usually take a cold shower before heading out to climb, and I wash my hands with cold water before climbing.

[sillybear25]

Bacon - Indisputably the manliest food EVAR.

I believe beef jerky may challenge bacon for the manliest food ever, if for no other reason than that cows are bigger (and ergo harder to kill) than pigs.

Does anyone have a jerky maker? I was wondering what bacon jerky tastes like, and can't be bothered to go dig ours out of the basement...

But anyway, as far as manly goes, bacon jerky would be the most manly food EVAR!

[sillybear25]

Cow tipping it is!

Cool! Are you a good tipper?

Never been. As I went to a university with both an agricultural college and the province's main vet school, there was a lot of it though - usually made it's way into the campus paper... (You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

I have heard from numerous sources that cow tipping is not physically possible without a hell of a lot of people (cows are heavy). Is this true? I have heard of people tipping them, but don't actually know anyone who has.

Well, first of all, cows sleep lying down, not standing up. Second of all, cows are wide. That's like the difference between tipping over a trash can and a dumpster (even if you use something mechanical to tip over the dumpster, because it is heavier after all...)

[space_raptor]

Seems like not as many girls are as interested in the boys thread as there were boys interested in the girls thread.

About 6"

[Kawa]

I already have most of my answers about boys, in my case, because I have a very very honest boyfriend even in regards to the most awkward of questions.

[Belial]

Seems like not as many girls are as interested in the boys thread as there were boys interested in the girls thread.

About 6"

Yeah, same. Maybe 6.5" on a good day?

It works.

[Owijad]

I already have most of my answers about boys, in my case, because I have a very very honest boyfriend even in regards to the most awkward of questions.

He's just a very good liar.

[Kawa]

I already have most of my answers about boys, in my case, because I have a very very honest boyfriend even in regards to the most awkward of questions.

He's just a very good liar.

Hilarious, because he's actually a terrible, terrible liar. Brutal honesty is the basis of our entire relationship and I wouldn't want it any other way. I could go on with all sorts of TMI-ish anecdotes proving how much we're not grossed out by each other and how honest we can get.

PS: For me, size doesn't matter, he feels amazing. I don't have numbers on me, though. I'm also on the smaller end of the female frame, though I don't think that counts for anything.
PPS: Really, as long as you make your partner feel loved and wanted and understood and communicate your feelings through physical actions (ranging from hugs to sex) they'll appreciate it. Really!

[Tractor]

(You seen the Pixar movie Cars? Tractor tipping made me laugh so hard my sides hurt....)

[chrispy1]

**hugs tractor**

No worries buddy, I'd never tip you over!! You're a helluva lot cooler than these things were.

[Mathmagic]

This thread isn't manly enough! The girls thread already has 15 pages and is filled with...girl stuff. I think we need to have a grunting competition or something. Enough of the philosophy and social structure debates!

So anyway, I just got back from driving my monster truck with my 12-gauge in the passenger seat. What have YOU done to raise the man-level of the earth lately?

[Mighty Jalapeno]

I shot a hippie, just to watch him dye.

[Tractor]

No worries buddy, I'd never tip you over!! You're a helluva lot cooler than these things were.

This thread isn't manly enough! The girls thread already has 15 pages and is filled with...girl stuff. I think we need to have a grunting competition or something. Enough of the philosophy and social structure debates!

To be fair, they got a head start.

So anyway, I just got back from driving my monster truck with my 12-gauge in the passenger seat. What have YOU done to raise the man-level of the earth lately?

Your mom.

[chrispy1]

**scratches crotch**

(that better? )

[Azrael]

Does anyone have a jerky maker? I was wondering what bacon jerky tastes like, and can't be bothered to go dig ours out of the basement...

I think a better question would be "Do you really expect someone else to have a jerky maker?"

Get your ass into your basement and fetch the bacon-jerky device!

[haveblue]

I ate jerky this weekend, in my hunting cabin.

[chrispy1]

Hey HaveBlue - How's Halifax? Always wanted to visit (went to Charlottetown last year, that rocked....)

Where's your cabin? I'm not a hunter, but I do love the thought of sitting out in the middle of nowhere...

[MFHodge]

When getting dressed for work, my only decision is which color polo shirt to where with my khakis.

And every shoe I own is comfortable.

[haveblue]

Hey HaveBlue - How's Halifax? Always wanted to visit (went to Charlottetown last year, that rocked....)

Where's your cabin? I'm not a hunter, but I do love the thought of sitting out in the middle of nowhere...

Halifax is awesome, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, to be honest. Though, the harbour is a bit nasty.

I'm not sure exactly where the cabin is to be honest, it belongs to my grandfather (originally great grandfather, as it was build in the 30's I think). He just let me and a few friends use it for the weekend. It's somewhere around here. We didn't actually hunt, it was just a nice break from civilization.

[chrispy1]

We didn't actually hunt, it was just a nice break from civilization.

Totally, absolutely sweet. Now I'm so jealous.

[tessuraea]

I'm not a man but I can join in to raise the general manliness level around here. Once it's high enough you can go back to talking about your feelings and feel safe.

I do the plumbing (or at least try) and whatever work the car needs. Bit butch here, though really it's just that I refuse to accept that there's *anything* I can't figure out how to do.

Talking about cars is manly, right?

I have a PT cruiser--2002, bought it 2 years ago. Just broke 100,000 miles. Just lately the fog light switch broke--the fog lights kept turning themselves on if a breath of air brushed the light controls. Easy to deal with if I'm in the car, but if not--well, let's just say I got intimately acquainted with a lot of strangers' car batteries. Finally, Saturday, I figured out which fuse was the fog lights and yanked it. Couldn't do it by hand because my fingers are more than a quarter-centimeter wide so I used the computer repair kit's jumper remover. Stupid fog lights...

[Belial]

Girl actually wants to figure out how to work on the car for herself.

Meanwhile, I am perfectly pleased to pay someone else to know that for me.

Role reversal ftw

[Invisible_Insane]

On exercise: Cross-country is a bitch. As is Taekwondo. But both are also quite enjoyable, and great for blowing off steam.

On clothing and the lack thereof: I prefer the state of being clothed to its alternative, but on extremely hot and humid days, or in the rain, I will run shirtless. When I ran track in high school, we would warm up for practice on the track on cold days, and after we removed the heavier layers of clothing, you could see the steam rising from our bodies. It was almost dragonballesque.

Chest hair: Yes? No? I personally am not a fan, but I don't really grow any so it's a non-issue. I was wondering how other guys felt about it.

[tessuraea]

That's our situation too, Belial.

It's not *just* that I like doing things women aren't "supposed" to do. It's also that I like figuring stuff out for myself and being competent and capable of anything. Cars included.

Husband doesn't know much about cars and doesn't want to. I respect that.

[Kawa]

Hmm, how to raise manliness levels even though I'm a woman...

Well, firstly, I love riding shotgun in my boyfriend's mid-90s Toyota T100. Can't explain it, but that thing is amazing. Manual windows, beat up cushions, broken radio, no CD player (just a cassette slot), but rides like a dream.

Secondly, fishing. Last time I went fishing in Florida we got a very interesting haul (I can't remember everything off the top of my head since we were doing catch and release - I'm sure he remembers though.) That was awesome, I'm going to invest in my own rod eventually...

EDIT: Chest hair for the win. Running fingers through my boyfriend's is very nice, and quite surprisingly it garners a reaction from him too. Mmm.

[chrispy1]

re: Chest hair - I'm completely bald from my waist to my head. I couldn't grow a beard if my life depended on it. My legs, however, are insanely hairy.

[Belial]

That thing Chrispy said is also true of me.

I have, like, 2 chest hairs, and they never grow longer than a quarter inch. I usually pluck them.

My beard is just some vague fuzz that accumulates on my face if I don't shave for 2 months. I usually get rid of it because it makes my face look...blurry.

[space_raptor]

I shot a hippie, just to watch him dye.

AWESOME. Also the "your mom" guy, nice. Manliness is terrible jokes.

I personally have finished all of Goldeneye for the N64, including all of the extra weapons and levels.

To answer an earlier question, I'm a shooter, not a dribbler, and apparently I have above average volume. Hah!

[Tractor]

That thing Chrispy said is also true of me.

I have, like, 2 chest hairs, and they never grow longer than a quarter inch. I usually pluck them.

Chest hairs are overrated anyway.
Related - getting a necklace caught in a chesthair... *ow*

RE:space_raptor
Yeah, I thought the thread could use more of your mom. >.<
Also, shooter vs. dribbler can vary, depending on circumstances.

[Thunderbird4!]

On chest hair I just let what I have stay there, it's just a few hairs around my nipples.

And since this is the guy's thread and it is the last but one question: Why do guy's have nipples.

[TRM]

Having our nipples rubbed (and normally pinched) is very sensual stimulation actually.

EDIT: That reminds me, I have a friend who has bigger mammary glands than most males and is able to lactate every once in a while.