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Postby une see » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:48 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too

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Postby zomgmouse » Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:06 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!"
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted
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Postby zomgmouse » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:13 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby jinzougen » Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:47 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated


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Postby Stief » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:21 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was
bbctol wrote:There is a term for what you have created. I believe it is "Dude- that shit is EPIC."

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Postby gmalivuk » Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:20 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around
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Postby Cheese » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:12 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about
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Postby caladbolg » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:18 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m.
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball
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Postby Cheese » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:49 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began,
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however:
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Postby ShadeWolf » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:19 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much
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Postby Cheese » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:35 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby Froodulous » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:14 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was

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Postby Cheese » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:42 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister

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Postby mrguy753 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:24 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto
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Postby ijmaxwell » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:13 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite

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Postby Cheese » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:19 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise random
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Postby Cheese » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:44 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise random the
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: One word at a time

Postby Cheese » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:07 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise Random the monkey's


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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: One word at a time

Postby seventoes » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise Random the monkey's large
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Re: One word at a time

Postby zomgmouse » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:38 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise, random, the monkey's large tumour.
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Re: One word at a time

Postby xooll » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:46 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care. Too bad. "Onomatopoeia!" shouted _Kit, because terminology stated that swearing was mandatory around about three a.m. Rodan complied a hairball began, however: much soup was frozen by Mister Roboto, despite desperate attempts to epitomise, random, the monkey's large tumour. Paradoxically,
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.


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