xkcd

by **Kohlliah** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:20 pm UTC

January 19, 2028.

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a wood chipper?

by **Kaeyn** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:06 am UTC

A woodchuck would chuck would for a short while, but then stop because of the hideous combination of fuel fumes and the smell of tree sap, and then go get a glass of water to help with his resulting headache.

What should I have had for lunch today?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:04 am UTC

When in doubt, have pizza.

(Wow. I don't know how much more fail my last post could be full of.)

When was the last time you had a 'facepalm moment'?

by **shalbamo** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:35 am UTC

Actually, faces and palms are the same thing. Noone told you because you're cute when you get into something.

(slammed with an xkcd reference)

How many batarangs can batman throw if he had five minutes preparation time?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:56 am UTC

Only as many as would fit into his belt.

When will I get a new vehicle?

by **Vohu Manah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:59 am UTC

When you buy a new one; probably on a Tuesday.

Why am I terrible at Minesweeper?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:01 am UTC

Same reason I am. Lack of a decent mouse option.

How far away is the nearest pharmacy?

by **Vohu Manah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:11 am UTC

A skedaddle past the half-mark's sign. Close by that one place; just hop a couple of more bits.

Why is school so cold?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:13 am UTC

It's more cost efficient to make you bring your own sweater.

Should I make cookies?

by **Vohu Manah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:25 am UTC

Do I get some? If the answer is yes, no.

Why does my iced tea not refill itself?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:28 am UTC

Because self refilling cups are expensive now-a-days. It's easier just to get a servant to do it for you.

What time should I go to bed?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:23 pm UTC

After I get there.

What should I do w/half a shoelace?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:24 pm UTC

Lace a baby shoe.

Why isn't it Saturday yet?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:27 pm UTC

Because I haven't bought my lottery ticket for friday yet.

What if I ate all the babies?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:29 pm UTC

You'd be very full, and there would be a mob of angry angry mothers on your doorstep.

What kind of cookies should I bake today?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:40 pm UTC

FUDGE!

Are the moms hot?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:57 pm UTC

No. The majority of moms are not hot (especially right after giving birth... there's just no looking hot after that).

Is it naptime yet?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:03 pm UTC

Naps are for fetuses.

Can I make believe that some of the moms are hot?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:29 pm UTC

No. You are required to live entirely in reality. Except on Tuesdays. And it's not Tuesday.

Why hasn't the school semester started yet? I miss learning. =(

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:11 pm UTC

Because learning is for losers. This law of stuff is supported by the fact that both "learning" and "losers" starts w/the letter "l."

Who dat is?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:20 pm UTC

I'm not entirely sure I understand the question. Though it totally reminded me of my 15 month old who constantly asks 'Was dat?' [What's that].

What is your favorite color and why?

by **BotoBoto** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:25 pm UTC

orange because I like the taste of it.

Why is firefox being slow?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:34 pm UTC

Because it's cold outside. I'm slow when it's cold outside too.

When will it snow?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:52 pm UTC

NOW!! er.. wait... NOW!!.. well.. how bout NOW!!!.. Ok, not right.. NOW!! Maybe later-NOW!!!

Why do clocks run clockwise?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:54 pm UTC

Something to do with the internal mechanics of the clocks. I don't know anything more about mechanics than that. Often, if I open up something with internal workings - it doesn't work anymore. >.>

Why do all children like Cheerios?

by **shalbamo** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:25 pm UTC

Because fiber is actually a form of LSD. Look it up.

Why must grues eat people?

by **Kohlliah** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:54 am UTC

The answer is 42.

Where is my scientific calculator? (Bonus points if you're right and you help me find it)

by **Phrozt** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:26 pm UTC

In your butt.

What is "always the correct shot" when shooting pool?

by **Kohlliah** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:40 pm UTC

The cheap shot.

When will it be time to go to the library?

by **Phrozt** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:05 pm UTC

Books are for old fuddy duddies!!

Am I going to win at poker tonight?

by **Vohu Manah** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:11 am UTC

You should ask the bus that will soon hit you en route, though you might have trouble understanding the term 'BOOMPH...ow."

Will you give me a back rub and your self-respect?

by **Kohlliah** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:04 am UTC

Not both, no. But I give amazing back rubs.

What time is it?

by **Phrozt** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:35 pm UTC

Time for you to give me an amazing back rub.

What's your favorite language?

by **Kohlliah** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:28 pm UTC

Gaelic.

What is your favorite kind of cookie?

by **Phrozt** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:10 pm UTC

This snippet both answers the previous question and asks the next:

Tallywhacker is a rock hard
storm trooper with a purple helmet, made for crushin
pink cookies. Goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies;
and fat women, because they need love too.
So go on big girl, whatchu gon' do?

by **Kohlliah** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:11 pm UTC

I'm going to continue paying attention in my class (just as soon as our break is over). Also, I mildly resent being called "big" by your poem. I'm 5'10" that's only slightly tall for a chick. =P lol

A syllabus of any sort?

by **Phrozt** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:58 pm UTC

There are no syllabi for the employed.

I believe they were referring to fat chicks... as the previous line implies. It's from a song by that crazy **** Luda. I'm not a big fan of rap, but I certainly do enjoy some Ludacris.

What are you learning right now? (even if you're not in school, you should always be learning something!)

by **Kohlliah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:36 pm UTC

lol The list of what I am learning is endless. Standard classroom learning: Calculus, Physics, American Lit, and Theatre this semester.

What is one thing you learned today that you didn't know yesterday?

by **Phrozt** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:42 pm UTC

People who I thought were stupid turned out to be even more stupid than I thought they were, and are rapidly approaching the boundary of being more stupid than I thought possible.

If you could ask me any question, what would you ask me?

by **Kohlliah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:45 pm UTC

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Explain your answer.

If you were a soup, what kind of soup would you be? Explain your answer.

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