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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Phrozt » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:55 pm UTC

Good thing I don't have to *answer* some silly question about being a tree.

DAMN! A silly question about being soup!!

If I were a soup, I'd be oak, because it has better pine cones.


Do you like pine cones? wink wink, nudge nudge. (No, I'm not referring to pine cones that may or may not be found in soup).
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:06 pm UTC

*blink blink* Maybe I'm just being dense... but I have NO idea what you're talking about.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Phrozt » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

It's almost as if I gave a silly answer to a simple question..... Perhaps it's time to stay up and drink some coffee.

What type of coffee do you like?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

None.



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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Phrozt » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:03 pm UTC

Because you should and you'd like it. You know you would.

What flavor of anything do you like?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:51 am UTC

Anything besides Razzle-Nuclear Surpise. Don't eat anything at that bakery, especially not the Yellow-Cake Tarts.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:17 am UTC

Nope. That would be chocolate.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Phrozt » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:22 pm UTC

It works for me.

So when does the coffee drinking start?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Link » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:27 pm UTC

Yesterday.

Logically, does it follow from "if A then B" that "if not B then not A"?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Weeks » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:17 am UTC

My name is not Logically.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

Theorem: Vector A multiplied by Vector B is equal to the magnitude of Vector A times the magnitude of Vector B times the cosine of angle alpha.



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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:05 am UTC

Yes.

Tea or hot chocolate?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ttnarg » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:02 pm UTC

As tea and hot chocklet is made from diffent parts of the same animal they are in fact the same drink and there for it dose not matter.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:57 am UTC

Yarn.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Krong » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:09 am UTC

They'll get stained. Plus, your breath will always smell like water.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:54 am UTC

more than 12, less than 1 000 000 000

why is soup made out of liquid food?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Link » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:29 pm UTC

Because it is between its freezing point and its boiling point, and is made of fermionic matter with no particular net charge.

Why do most humans not have tails?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:42 pm UTC

Because the baby actually rips the tail off usually within an hour of being born. The tail is usually the child's first meal. Children that don't manage to take off their tail become incredibly malnourished as a result, and are also shunned by society and forced to work in Ripley's Believe it or Not.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

squirrels


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

right now

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:56 pm UTC

Because the flying Spaghetti monster said so.



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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby furgale » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:13 pm UTC

pencils suck, buy pens.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Phrozt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:16 pm UTC

Of course not.

If they did, what would they do every day?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:19 pm UTC

Yodel.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:04 am UTC

yes if the cat promises to never come home drunk in the middle of the night again

what would you do if a raptor just jumped through your window right now?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:22 am UTC

Tell it to use the back door like all my other raptors.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby TMBFY » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:37 am UTC

Say no.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:50 am UTC

i would explain that I've never seen a child zombie before and i'd like to keep it that way because that would be super fucking scary, and thus they should avoid being bitten.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby RoadieRich » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:55 am UTC

Serve them tea, coffee, and chocolate hobnobs.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:42 am UTC

It wants to show off it's new boob job.


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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby mirni » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

Spaghetti Monster chops.

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Link » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:49 pm UTC

To prevent it reaching critical mass and exploding.

Where can I find a spherical cow in a vacuum?
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Raeluna » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:23 am UTC

Chocolate springs forth from flowers. They grow in Raptorland.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:25 am UTC

-.- oops
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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby ellx » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:27 am UTC

because all the better fruit names were taken.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Akolas » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:23 am UTC

It makes them all the better to hear you with, my dear.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Link » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:49 am UTC

A story made up by ex-emos to escape their "pain".

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby WholeLottaSean » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

There is, but it involves wrapping the infected area in banana skin and burying said banana skin at midnight on a full moon.

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Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:18 am UTC

Because the sense of pain and misery comes from cleaning your toilet after eating one of Spicy John's Unique Double Grande Surprise Salsa Satchels.

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