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by **Phrozt** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:55 pm UTC

Good thing I don't have to *answer* some silly question about being a tree.

DAMN! A silly question about being soup!!

If I were a soup, I'd be oak, because it has better pine cones.

Do you like pine cones? wink wink, nudge nudge. (No, I'm not referring to pine cones that may or may not be found in soup).

by **Kohlliah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:06 pm UTC

*blink blink* Maybe I'm just being dense... but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Should I go take a nap?

by **Phrozt** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

It's almost as if I gave a silly answer to a simple question..... Perhaps it's time to stay up and drink some coffee.

What type of coffee do you like?

by **Kohlliah** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:54 pm UTC

None.

Why?

by **Phrozt** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:03 pm UTC

Because you should and you'd like it. You know you would.

What flavor of anything do you like?

by **Vohu Manah** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:51 am UTC

Anything besides Razzle-Nuclear Surpise. Don't eat anything at that bakery, especially not the Yellow-Cake Tarts.

Is coffee not the most amazing thing in the history of man?

by **Kohlliah** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:17 am UTC

Nope. That would be chocolate.

Why is everyone so determined that I should drink coffee?

by **Phrozt** » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:22 pm UTC

It works for me.

So when does the coffee drinking start?

by **Link** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:27 pm UTC

Yesterday.

Logically, does it follow from "if A then B" that "if not B then not A"?

by **Weeks** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:17 am UTC

My name is not Logically.

What is an apple?

by **Kohlliah** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

Theorem: Vector A multiplied by Vector B is equal to the magnitude of Vector A times the magnitude of Vector B times the cosine of angle alpha.

Bagel or Bear Claw?

by **Vohu Manah** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:05 am UTC

Yes.

Tea or hot chocolate?

by **ttnarg** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:02 pm UTC

As tea and hot chocklet is made from diffent parts of the same animal they are in fact the same drink and there for it dose not matter.

Why is Summer Glau so good looking?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:57 am UTC

Yarn.

Why is chewing ice bad for your teeth?

by **Krong** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:09 am UTC

They'll get stained. Plus, your breath will always smell like water.

How many people have posted in this thread?

by **ellx** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:54 am UTC

more than 12, less than 1 000 000 000

why is soup made out of liquid food?

by **Link** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:29 pm UTC

Because it is between its freezing point and its boiling point, and is made of fermionic matter with no particular net charge.

Why do most humans not have tails?

by **WholeLottaSean** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:42 pm UTC

Because the baby actually rips the tail off usually within an hour of being born. The tail is usually the child's first meal. Children that don't manage to take off their tail become incredibly malnourished as a result, and are also shunned by society and forced to work in Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Why did I forget to ask a question before having to edit?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:15 pm UTC

squirrels

When is naptime?

by **ellx** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:11 pm UTC

right now

why are smilies called smilies when some of them are frowning?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:56 pm UTC

Because the flying Spaghetti monster said so.

What kind of pencil should I buy?

by **furgale** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:13 pm UTC

pencils suck, buy pens.

Do white lab mice really rule the world?

by **Phrozt** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:16 pm UTC

Of course not.

If they did, what would they do every day?

by **Kohlliah** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:19 pm UTC

Yodel.

Should I let the cat back inside?

by **ellx** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:04 am UTC

yes if the cat promises to never come home drunk in the middle of the night again

what would you do if a raptor just jumped through your window right now?

by **SummerGlauFan** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:22 am UTC

Tell it to use the back door like all my other raptors.

How do you respond to being offered $100?

by **TMBFY** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:37 am UTC

Say no.

How do you adequately prepare kindergartners for the zombie apocalypse?

by **ellx** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:50 am UTC

i would explain that I've never seen a child zombie before and i'd like to keep it that way because that would be super fucking scary, and thus they should avoid being bitten.

how would you convince a violent gang that you could be a valid member?

by **RoadieRich** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:55 am UTC

Serve them tea, coffee, and chocolate hobnobs.

Why is my modem flashing?

by **Kohlliah** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:42 am UTC

It wants to show off it's new boob job.

What should I have for dinner?

by **mirni** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

Spaghetti Monster chops.

Why does Swiss cheese have holes?

-m-

by **Link** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:49 pm UTC

To prevent it reaching critical mass and exploding.

Where can I find a spherical cow in a vacuum?

by **Kohlliah** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

3516 35th Ave.
Tuscaloosa, AL 35404

Where is some chocolate?

by **Raeluna** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:23 am UTC

Chocolate springs forth from flowers. They grow in Raptorland.

Why is 'Apple' called 'Apple'?

by **ellx** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:25 am UTC

-.- oops

by **ellx** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:27 am UTC

because all the better fruit names were taken.

why do elephants have big ears?

by **Akolas** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:23 am UTC

It makes them all the better to hear you with, my dear.

What is this "love" that I've been hearing so much about?

by **Link** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:49 am UTC

A story made up by ex-emos to escape their "pain".

Is there no cure!?

by **WholeLottaSean** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:38 pm UTC

There is, but it involves wrapping the infected area in banana skin and burying said banana skin at midnight on a full moon.

Why does cleaning the kitchen bring about such a sense of satisfaction?

by **Vohu Manah** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:18 am UTC

Because the sense of pain and misery comes from cleaning your toilet after eating one of Spicy John's Unique Double Grande Surprise Salsa Satchels.

Why?

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