xkcd

by **cephalopod9** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:11 am UTC

Spoiler:

by **Phrozt** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:45 pm UTC

That was not even remotely close to anything funny...

by **SlyReaper** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:29 pm UTC

cephalopod9 wrote:
Spoiler:
Dr. Grumpy said: "She's had bilateral breast augmentations."
The computer typed: "She's had bilateral breast amputations."

Dr. Grumpy said: "Since the stroke he's taken Plavix."
The computer typed: "Since the stroke he's taken buttocks."

Dr. Grumpy said: "Flexeril helps her back pain."
The computer typed: "Sex oral helps her back pain."

Dr. Grumpy said: "The ophthalmologist is treating his corneal abrasion."
The computer typed: "The ophthalmologist is treating his toenail infection."

Dr. Grumpy said: "I'll see her back for the tests."
The computer typed: "I'll see her back for the tits."

Dr. Grumpy said: "He has circumoral paresthesias"
The computer typed: "He has immoral paresthesias"

Dr. Grumpy said: "When the neck pain worsened, she went to a chiropractor."
The computer typed: "When the neck pain worsened, she went to a car repair."

Dr. Grumpy said: "She has Ambien to help her sleep."
The computer said: "She has Indians to help her sleep."

Dr. Grumpy said: "After the fall he had a right knee arthroscopy."
The computer said: "After the fall he had a right knee atrocity."

Dr. Grumpy said: "She has migraines with phonophobia."
The computer said: "She has migraines with porno phobia"

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

by **Guy_At_A_Keyboard** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:05 am UTC

by **Awesomeness** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:23 am UTC

cephalopod9 wrote:
Spoiler:
Dr. Grumpy said: "She's had bilateral breast augmentations."
The computer typed: "She's had bilateral breast amputations."

Dr. Grumpy said: "Since the stroke he's taken Plavix."
The computer typed: "Since the stroke he's taken buttocks."

Dr. Grumpy said: "Flexeril helps her back pain."
The computer typed: "Sex oral helps her back pain."

Dr. Grumpy said: "The ophthalmologist is treating his corneal abrasion."
The computer typed: "The ophthalmologist is treating his toenail infection."

Dr. Grumpy said: "I'll see her back for the tests."
The computer typed: "I'll see her back for the tits."

Dr. Grumpy said: "He has circumoral paresthesias"
The computer typed: "He has immoral paresthesias"

Dr. Grumpy said: "When the neck pain worsened, she went to a chiropractor."
The computer typed: "When the neck pain worsened, she went to a car repair."

Dr. Grumpy said: "She has Ambien to help her sleep."
The computer said: "She has Indians to help her sleep."

Dr. Grumpy said: "After the fall he had a right knee arthroscopy."
The computer said: "After the fall he had a right knee atrocity."

Dr. Grumpy said: "She has migraines with phonophobia."
The computer said: "She has migraines with porno phobia"

I lol'd because your shit is so unfunny that it is funny

by **Guy_At_A_Keyboard** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:05 pm UTC

by **hintss** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:13 am UTC

failbooking.com

by **Keldaran** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:03 am UTC

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.

Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

Son #3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.

Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."

Next, she went to Son #3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

by **pseudoidiot** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:31 am UTC

by **joshz** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:36 am UTC

I lost so hard.

by **kaimason1** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:57 am UTC

I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect, pseudoidiot.

EDIT: apparently, the game = twenty dollars and self respect according to the forums.

by **Raptor Jesus** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:43 am UTC

by **bentheimmigrant** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:46 pm UTC

Your signature is correct... I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect. I still can't look at that picture... it's the lispy smile that get me.

Thanks.

by **Raptor Jesus** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:56 am UTC

Another!

by **hintss** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:05 am UTC

the game

by **bentheimmigrant** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:53 pm UTC

hintss wrote:the game

Trying to see if it turned into "twenty dollars and my self respect"? It's magic.

by **Phrozt** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:43 pm UTC

pseudoidiot wrote:
gospelofluke.jpg

That was amazing... and I feel exactly the same way the following commenter did...

Dark Souls Challenge · by **Mishrak** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:10 pm UTC

I lose every time I look at this thread.

Sigh.

Especially when I'm tired and every stupid thing is amplified and more hysterical.

by **kaimason1** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:45 pm UTC

I'm with you there, Mishrak.

by **boring bore** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:41 pm UTC

I wasn't laughing at all at that Luke thing. In fact, I was very disappointed. I had to read the whole thing seething over the fact that whoever wrote it used the wrong "anyway".

Okay, yeah, I smiled at the ending.

by **Awesomeness** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:39 am UTC

I lost at the Luke one

Dark Souls Challenge · by **Mishrak** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:39 pm UTC

by **kaimason1** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:18 pm UTC

Darn you, Mishrak!

by **Raptor Jesus** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:23 pm UTC

If we got detention for that last one, our whole school would have it.

Dark Souls Challenge · by **Mishrak** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:36 pm UTC

What a bunch of crap. You can notify parents by email now? What ever happened to people skills 'n stuff?

@Kaimason: Mwahaha.

by **Raptor Jesus** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:47 pm UTC

If you don't get it...

Spoiler:

by **kaimason1** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:49 pm UTC

by **LongLiveTheDutch** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:51 am UTC

bentheimmigrant wrote:Your signature is correct... I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect. I still can't look at that picture... it's the lispy smile that get me.

Thanks.

So that's how he does it.. He looks away from the microphone and towards the balloon to breathe.

by **kaimason1** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:14 am UTC

by **Phrozt** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:54 pm UTC

by **RemTar** » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:15 pm UTC

Double Troll!

by **RemTar** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:09 pm UTC

(GAY) WIN!

Dark Souls Challenge · by **Mishrak** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:30 pm UTC

by **SlyReaper** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:11 pm UTC

by **BurningLed** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:09 pm UTC

Damn, i lost at the chatroulette trolls meeting each other xD

by **Phen** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:

Oh, this. So much this. I'm losing hard.

by **cephalopod9** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:31 am UTC

lego people: http://thebloggess.com/?p=635

I was trying not to get the page topper, but I struggle with counting, and whatever.

http://axecop.com/
Axe Cop

by **hintss** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:41 am UTC

xkcd.com/123

and I was trying to get others to lose twenty dollars and my self respect

by **Plasma Man** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:15 pm UTC

Q: What did God do when the meteor wiped out the dinosaurs?
A: He took the good ones in the velocirapture.

by **bentheimmigrant** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:52 pm UTC

kaimason1 wrote:

This would be funny if it weren't so depressing... I love Calvin and Hobbes

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