Blue People Fighting

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Who would win in the fight-to-the-death of blue people?

Na'vi
29
27%
Nac Mac Feegle
30
28%
Smurfs
20
19%
Builders' League United
15
14%
Otter/duck
14
13%
 
Total votes : 108

Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Jumble » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:24 pm UTC

MHD wrote:The Navi would pretty much own in their homeland given that they live in atmosphere poisonous to most earth-life-like organisms and that the planet has truly insane biodiversity and ferocious animal life.
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Ach, Crivens!

With all due respect to the blue big-jobs and their pointy ears (is it just me or do we lack imagination when it comes to inventing aliens?) I’m not sure that a flat disc, carried on the back of 4 elephants on the back of a turtle counts as ‘earth-like’. On top of which, the Wee Free Men are actually rebels and outcasts from a parasitic parallel universe, so I’m not sure that the breathable atmosphere is a big constraint.

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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Zamfir » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:40 pm UTC

So, on the one hand we have blue pocahonti whose claim to martial fame is that they have lots of biodiversity, just like plankton, beetles, orchids and other phyla renowned for their ferocity.

On the other hand, we have Rob Anybody, known for having assaulted Death itself by head-butting.

Now how for God's sake did the pocahonti get first place in the poll?
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Stay_Puft_marshmallows » Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:06 pm UTC

count me in with the bewilderment over the na'vi.

I mean, the one thing that we really know about them is that they're all naive enough that a cracker jarhead can manipulate their sacred myths to wrap the entire race around his little finger.
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:34 pm UTC

MHD wrote:The Navi would pretty much own in their homeland given that they live in atmosphere poisonous to most earth-life-like organisms and that the planet has truly insane biodiversity and ferocious animal life.
Quoth the movie: "Don't shoot, you'll piss it off!!!"


Yes, all of 8 different animals on the entire planet; big red dragon thingy, small blue dragon thingy, panther thingy, rhinosaurus thingy, horse, monkey thingy, dog thingy, hairless furries

Don't worry, in the sequel the Humans come back with actual bombers and tanks instead of the chopper thingies and modified-loaders-from-Aliens and incinerate Pandora. We are talking about 150-200 years in the future, with Humans that could care less about causing mass extinctions. Any idea how far nuclear weaponry will have come by that time? Who knows what else? The had access to the alien DNA so they could probably engineer some super-viruses at that point. To say nothing of anti-matter. The power used to move a spaceship from the Sol system to Alphan Centauri in ~6 years would make for a very nice bomb.

But maybe I'm wrong; if the humans of the future were too stupid to simply TUNNEL under the big tree...
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Apteryx » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:21 am UTC

Humans in space, blue aliens on ground. Rocks also in space.

Exactly how did the blue aliens win, can someone explain?.

How do you turn a nav-i and all their critters/trees/etc into dogs?.

Drop 20 tonnes of iron on them at 70m/s, they go *woof*.
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Robert'); DROP TABLE *; » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:30 pm UTC

Apteryx wrote:Drop 20 tonnes of iron on them at 70m/s, they go *woof*.

This might be relevant.
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Robstickle » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:04 pm UTC

They can tak' oour lives but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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Re: Blue People Fighting

Postby Zamfir » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:18 pm UTC

Robstickle wrote:They can tak' oour lives but they cannae tak' oour troousers!

You evened the score. Well done.
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