Really good ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING food

[Narsil]

Crisco with sugar mixed in it. I ate like half a can of that once.

How the fuck are you not dead yet?

Also, drinking melted butter.

You've made a pact with Death himself, haven't you?

[Nyarlathotep]

Crisco with sugar mixed in it. I ate like half a can of that once.

How the fuck are you not dead yet?

Also, drinking melted butter.

You've made a pact with Death himself, haven't you?

Death and I are good buddies. Heck, she even put in a good word with her brother for me.

As an aside, I also weight 98lbs and have no cholesterol or blood pressure problems whatsoever. The worst circulatory issue that I have is a minor heart murmur.

Man, I hope that deal I made with Deathie covers assassins coming to my door.

[Bakemaster]

Crisco with sugar mixed in it. I ate like half a can of that once.

How the fuck are you not dead yet?

Crisco is made of vegetables so it must be good for you!

[CitizenErased]

Sweetened condensed milk from the can

[GhostWolfe]

Sweetened condensed milk from the tube

fix'd

[Twasbrillig]

I mentioned mayo and fries first, but everybody jumped on it when Nyar mentioned it. I feel left out.

*pouts, 4th-grader style*

[Aeltar]

Crisco with sugar mixed in it. I ate like half a can of that once.

How the fuck are you not dead yet?

Crisco is made of vegetables so it must be good for you!

And strawberries are made of fruit. Yet somehow, I doubt strawberries dipped in sugar (which are yummy) is good for you.

[CitizenErased]

Sweetened condensed milk from the tube

fix'd

Good call

[Zohar]

On a similar note, dipping strawberries in sweetened condensed milk.

Also, an excellent, easy recipe which might sound a bit disgusting: We have a kind of frozen drink franchise here (you need to add about 6 cups water for one cup thingy to get actual juice) which I'm sure you have the equivalent of in the US. Anyway, take about 250 ml of that, add 200 ml of condensed milk, add 400 ml of cream (35% at least). Whip it up, put in freezer. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

[Bondolon]

On a similar note, dipping strawberries in sweetened condensed milk.

Also, an excellent, easy recipe which might sound a bit disgusting: We have a kind of frozen drink franchise here (you need to add about 6 cups water for one cup thingy to get actual juice) which I'm sure you have the equivalent of in the US. Anyway, take about 250 ml of that, add 200 ml of condensed milk, add 400 ml of cream (35% at least). Whip it up, put in freezer. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

I think I just felt my fat cells drool, and my arteries quake.

In any case, I eat Feta cheese straight a lot of times, and it's probably my favorite thing in the world. I'm drooling just thinking about it.

[Kawa]

White rice + ketchup.

Done it. Blasphemous to my heritage, but done it and it's tasty.

My addition to this thread: Balls of macaroni and cheese, deep-fried. The arteries clog while singing for joy.

And here I thought this thread would be on things like dinuguan (which I don't eat because I hate it) and balut (which I don't eat because I'm allergic.)

[parkaboy]

the only thing i eat that ever gets my friends is peanut butter and mayo sandwiches. my dad got me stuck on them. but since i try to avoid mayo (except maybe 1/2 a tablespoon in tune) i dont really eat them anymore. i havent even HAD mayo in my fridge for like..5 months.

[Forthur]

Had to laugh about your "fries with mayonaise" and dutch "oliebollen" (eaten with lots of powdered sugar, not icing). You underestimate us.
Here in the Netherlands we've raised unhealthy snack food to an art form.

We put so much mayonaise on the fries they completely disappear.
We eat "kroketten" and "frikandellen", deep-fried meaty snacks - nobody dares think about the ingredients, but everyone knows they contain more meat byproducts than actual meat. And everything is drowned in fat sauces.
Even our salads contain more mayonaise and fats than real vegetables.

Eating at McDonalds is a lot healthier than eating in one of our ubiquitous "snack bars".

[~Jake~]

Cheese and Marmite sandwiches. It sounds like an odd mix but it actually goes really well.

[Briareos]

There's a particular Chinese dish (I need to figure out what it is actually called) that involves, among other ingredients, cubes of pork with a layer of fat still attached to each cube. We're talking half-inch-thick gobs of fat attached to pieces of meat.

So delicious.

[Invisible Queen]

Butter dipped butter.

[Phenriz]

I mentioned mayo and fries first, but everybody jumped on it when Nyar mentioned it. I feel left out.

*pouts, 4th-grader style*

1 word.

WAH!

[Alpha Omicron]

Fried Klik sammich FTW

[Rodan]

The first post made me miss nutella and Germany... I am sad now...

[BlueNowhere]

I once walked into a friend's place to see him place a slice of cheese between two just-toasted eggo waffles and eat it.

Oh, and spam eh? Here's my supper from a few nights ago (oh no jmrz where are you now?):
1 quarter can of Klik (Canadian-made Spam replica), half of what I had left in the fridge. No I'm not going to explain why I had half a can of spamalike in my fridge to begin with.
1 half of an onion, leftover from the night before.
1 cup uncooked rice.
2 cups water.

Method: Throw the chunk of meatstuff into a heated pot. Crumble it up with a spatula, until it's in smaller chunks, almost like you could pretend it's ground beef if you squint hard enough. Showing your complete disdain for food-prep etiquette and knives, rip up the onion with your hands, and throw it in there too.
When you can no longer stand the smell of the cooking meat, throw in your cup of rice and let it soak up the greasy stuff, stirring it until the grains are each a little translucent. This will not actually do anything to soften the smell of fried Spam, that's just for use as a handy timer.
Throw in the water, and trying not to look in the pot, mix it around. Put a lid on that mess you've just made, and pretend the last seven minutes of your life never happened.
Twenty minutes later, scoop the stuff onto your plate, making sure to scrape all the burnt bits from the bottom of the pot onto your plate, for extra depressive effect. Now comes a time to ruin a beloved childhood memory.
Dredge up something from your past, something that made you happy, but make sure it's a memory you can do without. Focusing hard on this happy thought, shovel the unholy jumble into your mouth, trying hard not to realize where you are, who you are, or what you're doing. By the time you're almost done, you should no longer think fondly of that thing you were using to block out the reality of the fact that you're eating pasty Spam-rice gruel. At this point, it's up to you if you want to throw out the rest of the food, or just toss your health to the wind and go for it, finishing off a plate of stuff that you know is already in your belly.

We've eaten that at home regularly for years. Well, almost the same thing. Usually we just cook the rice and the spam separately and then combine it to eat it. It's quite delicious.

I mentioned mayo and fries first, but everybody jumped on it when Nyar mentioned it. I feel left out.

*pouts, 4th-grader style*

1 word.

WAH!

Sounds like a case for the WHAMBULANCE!

Oh, so as for 'good' food. Pasta with sugar. I've never had any, but my siblings have. It sounds really good.

[Sprocket]

Heck yes. Chocolate shakes are superior to all else in that situation. And hot, salty, just-greasy-enough fries, fresh out of the fryer? Mmm!

Oh come on! Wendy's French Fries dipped in a Frosty is just THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!

Next to all this other stuff, that's nothing.

I mentioned mayo and fries first, but everybody jumped on it when Nyar mentioned it. I feel left out.
*pouts, 4th-grader style*

Yeah sorry, kinda normal. It's more normal than potato chips in a tunafish sandwhich, and that my friends is pretty normal.

[PatrickRsGhost]

This actually, uh, doesn't sound *too* bad.

[redthegreat]

Caster sugar mixed with melted unsalted butter with a drop of vanilla essence is excellent on crepes. Or pancakes in england.

Get salted crisps and crunch them down into little pieces and mix with chocolate, set in the fridge, pure excellence.

Humus is great with chocolate.

[Bondolon]

Humus is great with chocolate.

This was a funny misspelling, because Humus is a material present in soil. I just thought of soil mixed with chocolate and thought, "There's no way that's good."

[Wilibus]

My addition to this thread: Balls of macaroni and cheese, deep-fried. The arteries clog while singing for joy.

I am glad I don't own a deep fryer, this actually doesn't sound too terrible, although I am sure it would months, if not years off my life expectancy.

Mac+Cheese, Ground Beef, Salsa and a lot of chili powder is delicious.

[Nyarlathotep]

Had to laugh about your "fries with mayonaise" and dutch "oliebollen" (eaten with lots of powdered sugar, not icing). You underestimate us.
Here in the Netherlands we've raised unhealthy snack food to an art form.

We put so much mayonaise on the fries they completely disappear.
We eat "kroketten" and "frikandellen", deep-fried meaty snacks - nobody dares think about the ingredients, but everyone knows they contain more meat byproducts than actual meat. And everything is drowned in fat sauces.
Even our salads contain more mayonaise and fats than real vegetables.

Eating at McDonalds is a lot healthier than eating in one of our ubiquitous "snack bars".

Yeah, I learned the fries-with-mayo thing from my Dutch cousins (who I haven't spoken with in yearrrsss). They also introduced me to all sorts of wonderful fried food.

Also the salty fish things. Salted herring? Sooooo much salt.

[Zohar]

Oh, so as for 'good' food. Pasta with sugar. I've never had any, but my siblings have. It sounds really good.

There's a Jewish dessert called "kugel" which is basically cooked pasta with some eggs, white cheese, sugar, cinnamon, raisins and nuts, baked in an oven. It's really good.

Is white cheese the correct term? I mean the kind of soft cheese you'd use for cheesecake for example, but without as much fat (say, only 5% fat).

[PatrickRsGhost]

Mac+Cheese, Ground Beef, Salsa and a lot of chili powder is delicious.

That does sound good. Meximac or Chilimac. Toss in some cumin for authentic chili flavor.

[Wilibus]

That does sound good. Meximac or Chilimac. Toss in some cumin for authentic chili flavor.

Not a huge fan of cumin to be honest, sometimes I add a little cayenne or diced peppers for flavour, but usually this becomes an option when groceries and money are in short supply so those aren't always available.

[Sprocket]

Cumin is what's missing from EVERY Burrito I've ever had! Why can't burrito places FRIGGIN flavor their beans like they would meat!!! Bean burritos are so fucking boring without some fucking SEASONING! Garlic, Chilli Powder and Cumin. Is that SO much to ask?

[Keroppi]

My friend and I once made brown-sugar cookies, only made about a dozen half-dollar-sized cookies, and ate the rest of the batter.

...and we eat cookie dough by the POUND.

Also, sometimes I sprinkle sugar on my McChickens. ^_^

[Vargo]

1. Marmite
2. Bacon
3. Mashed Potato
4. Mushrooms
5. Bowl
6. Mix
7. Eat
8. ???
9. Profit

[Alisto]

Campbell's Cream of Chicken Soup + Macaroni = yum.

And Kawa, deep-fried mac & cheese doesn't count, as it's on the menu at a lot of restaurants now. :p

[Wilibus]

And Kawa, deep-fried mac & cheese doesn't count, as it's on the menu at a lot of restaurants now. :p

Really? Which restaurants?

[Alisto]

And Kawa, deep-fried mac & cheese doesn't count, as it's on the menu at a lot of restaurants now. :p

Really? Which restaurants?

T.G.I.Fridays is the first one that comes to mind.

[Rodan]

totally Disgusting disgusting foods (don't try):
garlic powder + popcorn
seasoned salt + Cheese.

[Joeldi]

There's an appertiser around here that I've eaten a few times, and not really liked.

You put peanuts and Nutri Grain (The Australian type. I don't know how to describe the taste. Sweet anyway) and a shitload of seasoning in a bowl. Eat.

When it comes to mixing unrelated foods, I can never handle mixing sweet and savoury, but anything savoury with anything else savoury is great.

EDIT: Is fairy bread internationally known?

[hack124x768]

Ive got two stories from the 3rd grade for this one.

First story:

Got orange/vanilla dixie cup or ice cream. Eat orange only. Pour chocolate milk in the empty space. Mix. Viola! Chocolate milkshake! Girl next to me freaks out yelling "Thats so gross" and tells the teacher, who tells me to discontinue my cooking in class. Consume milkshake. No further issues.

Other story:

Got cheeseburger and chocolate cookie. It's all fake anyway, so why not combine? Place cookie in burger. Girl next to me freaks out yelling "Thats so gross" and tells the teacher, who tells me to discontinue my cooking in class. Remove cookie (or so she thinks). Eat burger. East cookie (really the hamburger patty). no further issues.

Side notes: They both taste fine. Girls can be dumbshits. Real men can cook.

[SecondTalon]

EDIT: Is fairy bread internationally known?

No. I had to google it, and I've never heard of such a thing.

[rachel]

French fries dipped in milkshake are delicious, but whenever someone sees me do that they give me that look. The look that says "you're disgusting and now I can't eat my food." But it's so good. And not that strange, either.