ITT: We make lame threads.

[SlyReaper]

I'm going to talk slightly too softly for you to hear. And when you ask me to repeat it and lean in closer, I shall repeat it even more softly.

[Nautilus]

Ha, well, if you do that.. well then... I'll have to tape balloons to you cats, causing them to rampage around the house making loud banging noises!

[tastelikecoke]

Oh yeah? I'll put on costumes on your cats so they cower in humility and leave your house forever.

[boring bore]

Luckily for me, I don't have cats! *smirk*

But just for that threat of indignity, I will replace your toothpaste with A COMPETING BRAND OF TOOTHPASTE!

[Max2009]

I will use your toothbrush instead of my own.

[Kromix]

i will steam your toilet paper making it very soft and weak! ahahahah!!!

[snowolf]

I will activate the closed captioning/subtitles on all of your televisions

[tastelikecoke]

I will hire a dog to make a mess in your backyard, so you can suffer.

[Max2009]

I will pull the insoles out of your shoes, and replace the left insole in the right shoe, and the right insole in the left shoe.

[lexprod]

I'm gonna switch out every Steven Spielberg DVD you have with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[Max2009]

I will stand in the corner and laugh at your consternation as you try in vain to locate any DVDs in my house.

[Me321]

I'll make it so that whenever you try to watch something on youtube, it all redirects to this.

I love that show

I will replace all of your bottled water with tap water.

[Max2009]

I will remain in my corner and laugh at you as you look for the bottled water.

Hint:

Spoiler:

It's in the fridge, but I keep filling it from the tap.

[Me321]

Fine then, I will replace all of your Q-tips with a store brand.

[Max2009]

I will wipe away tears of mirth.

I love these culture lag things. Why pay for Q-tips when the generic brand is a third of the price?

[Me321]

Then I will sell your q-tips and use the money to mail a bobcat to your house

[Max2009]

I will ring your doorbell and run away.

[Me321]

I dont have a doorbell

I will change PI to:
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288We'renostrangerstoloveYouknowtherulesandsodoI
Afullcommitment'swhatI'mthinkingofYouwouldn'tgetthisfromanyotherguyIjustwannatellyouh
owI'mfeelingGottamakeyouunderstandNevergonnagiveyouup,Nevergonnaletyoudown,Neve
rgonnarunaroundanddesertyou,Nevergonnamakeyoucry,Nevergonnasaygoodbye,Nevergonn
atellalieandhurtyouWe'veknowneachotherforsolongYourhe...


and rickroll the entire universe.

[Max2009]

Good news everybody!
I will post this picture and make you read this post in the Professor's voice.

[Me321]

I will place gum on the sidewalk in the hope that you step in it.

[zerker2000]

I will place a gun on the sidewalk and hope you step on it.

[Me321]

I will revive the airplane on a treadmill argument, and force you to explain it to each and every idiot on the internet.

[SlyReaper]

I will revive the airplane on a treadmill argument, and force you to explain it to each and every idiot on the internet.

Well I'm going to make a long and detailed post explaining exactly why 0.999999999..... is not equal to 1, and refuse to acknowledge any arguments to the contrary.

[Max2009]

I will doodle on your napkin.

[Me321]

I will force you to write 1 as 0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... forever

[broken_escalator]

I will link you to someplace where you will spend hour(s) without realizing it, making you late for tea!

[Me321]

Sorry dont have time I have homework to do.

I will make you read this thread from begining to end, and then when you are almost done I will start it over and you wont even notice.

[Phrozt]

Good news everybody!
I will post this picture and make you read this post in the Professor's voice.

4channed and you screwed it up:

[tastelikecoke]

I will inform you that instead of reading that voice in the professor's voice, It sounded like a fat guy writing a lame joke.

[Max2009]

I will continue to misquote 4chan jokes, forcing nitpicking fools who don't get it to spam the thread with the originals.


Do you see what I did there?

[mieulium]

I will reply you: no. Making you the lousiest joker ever.

[Max2009]

Very well, then I will go on a grammar crusade.

I will reply to you: No.
Making you the lousiest joker ever.

[Me321]

then i woll use horeble gramor

[tastelikecoke]

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I will brutoforce your account and continually edit your avatar to bear a face of dead puppies.

[Vohu Manah]

I will type threatening hanzi to send shivers down every bone in your body. 不好。 再见！You must now face the dreaded proposition of searching for their meanings or living the rest of your life in confusion. If you are fluent in that language, you were temporarily distracted. Ha! My wrath lives on.

[LucasBrown]

I will erase that language from the memory of every human so that nobody can be temporarily distracted. Your wrath does not live on! Hah!

[SlyReaper]

I'm going to drive at 1mph below the speed limit in front of you. It's just fast enough to be really hard to overtake, and just slow enough to be infuriating.

[e^iπ+1=0]

I will tell you that on the main road that I drive on, the average speed is about 5 mph above the speed limit, with a maximum of about 15mph above it. Thus, passing you wouldn't be too hard.

[tastelikecoke]

I will eat your avatar because it looks good! Now you suffer!

[snowolf]

*drools that does look yummy,
but now I will replace all of your food with food that passed the expiration date.