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Wheelie Shoes!!!

Postby Maseiken » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:10 pm UTC

Yeah, it's my B-day tomorrow, and I got an early present tonight,

WHEELIE SHOES.
http://www.heelys.com/
They're technically a part of Skater culture, so that's a bit lose... But I put them in the same camp as electric skateboards, as they're just awesome enough to rate as "cool" imo...

So yeah, anyone else have some Heelys? (I think Wheelie shoes is a better term)
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Postby Castaway » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:16 pm UTC

I actually had a pair of those when I was 12. They were pretty awesome. A lot of times though I would take out the wheel because if I didn't I'd forget that there were wheels and fall down like a douchebag just trying to walk.
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Postby Maseiken » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:26 pm UTC

The trick to walking is leading with your toe...
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Postby Castaway » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:31 pm UTC

Yeah, I wasn't too up on tricks when I was 12. I just thought the shoes looked cool, but found the wheel ridiculously impractical.
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Postby rockintom99 » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:28 pm UTC

Oh god, those are annoying. Kids always run around with those damned things at the store I work at, and knock all kinds of shit over. Gah.
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Re: Wheelie Shoes!!!

Postby Alisto » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:50 pm UTC

Maseiken wrote:Yeah, it's my B-day tomorrow, and I got an early present tonight,

WHEELIE SHOES.
http://www.heelys.com/


...how old are you?
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Postby joeframbach » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:56 pm UTC

I f-ing hate those things. Kids look like jackasses wearing them. Do your legs not work???

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Postby ZeroSum » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:25 pm UTC

I met someone last night that made them not look like horrible abominations. Mostly because he only used them every once in a while and actually knew how to move well.

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Postby kcr » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:45 pm UTC

The other day in a store I saw a kid skating around in his wheelie shoes and being obnoxious (a few people had to duck out of his way) but then he couldn't stop and he hit the counter. Ha.

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Postby Hawknc » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:01 pm UTC

If a kid comes towards me with those things on, I WILL NOT move. Conservation of momentum is on my side, especially since that I have traction with the ground where he doesn't. (And it's always a boy, you never see girls trying to crash into things.)

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Postby mrcheesypants » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:40 pm UTC

I love it when kid's with wheelie shoes are obnoxious. It makes it funnier when they fall down.

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Postby Cheese » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

mrcheesypants wrote:I love it when kid's with wheelie shoes are obnoxious. It makes it funnier when they fall down.


Too right.
'Heelys' are the most annoying thing since microsoft internet explorer, or the unwinnable freecell games. And oddly enough, most of the kids who have heelys are obnoxious enough (not all, just a lot of them are really spoiled - I have nothing against Maseiken getting some, as long as you don't go around in front of me thinking I'll go "wow, heelys, I'll worship you!")

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Postby Azrael » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:24 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:'Heelys' are the most annoying thing since ... unwinnable freecell games.


I'll second that motion.

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Postby TigerX » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:28 pm UTC

A friend of mine who works at Disney (and incidentally owns a pair of these) said that often times he'll spend most of his morning just watching the kids roll back and forth up and down in front of his station in Tomorrowland.

He has said that if he didn't work there, he would bring a stick and 'accidentally' drop it.

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Postby wing » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:12 pm UTC

TigerX wrote:A friend of mine who works at Disney (and incidentally owns a pair of these) said that often times he'll spend most of his morning just watching the kids roll back and forth up and down in front of his station in Tomorrowland.

He has said that if he didn't work there, he would bring a stick and 'accidentally' drop it.
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Postby RealGrouchy » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:39 pm UTC

joeframbach wrote:I f-ing hate those things. Kids look like jackasses wearing them. Do your legs not work???

A little self-selection never hurt anyone (well, anyone who deserved to not get hurt, at least).

Kinda like when you're reviewing resumes and you toss out the ones with blatant spelling/grammar/formatting flaws.

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Postby Invisible_Insane » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:39 pm UTC

I'm always tempted to kick the little kids who wear these things over. That would be wrong, right?
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Postby Cheese » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:49 pm UTC

Invisible_Insane wrote:I'm always tempted to kick the little kids who wear these things over. That would be wrong, right?


Depends on local laws and stuff. If you can somehow get them into the middle of the Atlantic ocean, I'm pretty sure you'd get away with it, isn't that a lawless place?
If you mean morally wrong, no. Unless they've just been really nice to you, and not ignored everyone who doesn't say "wow, heelys!". I don't get approached by kids a lot (It's probably the hair), but the ones wearing heelys look that much higher and mightier than your standard kid thinks they are.
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Postby Invisible_Insane » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:56 pm UTC

Heely's?
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This is SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Re: Wheelie Shoes!!!

Postby Chase » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

Everybody else in this thread needs to grow down!
Maseiken wrote:WHEELIE SHOES.

Whoohoo! Wheelie shoes! I need to get a pair. I need to have super secret squirel hidden rollerskates in my shoes so I can make quick getaways and play the best game of tag ever.

I was deprived of rollerskating when I was a kid.
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Postby Castaway » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:08 pm UTC

I'm kind of shocked at the hatred of Heely's on the fora. I mean, it should be taken for granted that most people will use them for evil and not good. It's like the interwebs. I'd say most people on the interwebs are assholes/don't know what they're doing. That's not the interwebs' fault.
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Postby Cheese » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:27 pm UTC

Castaway wrote:I'm kind of shocked at the hatred of Heely's on the fora. I mean, it should be taken for granted that most people will use them for evil and not good. It's like the interwebs. I'd say most people on the interwebs are assholes/don't know what they're doing. That's not the interwebs' fault.


Very good point. I apologise for complaining a lot (although I did say I was kinda pissed off).
But the arseholes on the internet don't keep going back and forth in front of my window* showing off, so I notice heelys more.

Anyway, I'm sure Maseiken will use heelys for good, not evil, and if you don't, I won't get out of the way when you're coming down the street on them.

*Okay, not just my window, that'd be scary. But you know what I mean. I hope.
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Postby parkaboy » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:46 pm UTC

i would like a pair myself, but i do not enjoy them on children who: are obnoxious, try to crash into things, generally dont have a firm grasp on the concept of gravity OR proper public behavior.

oddly enough i've noticed its always the boys too. i've seen some little girls with them on and they'll roll a short distance and come to a usually graceful-ish stop without distraction or destruction.
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Postby PictureSarah » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:53 pm UTC

Every time my mother sees a kid rolling around on these things she expresses her desire for a pair of them. I think I'll get her some for her birthday.
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Postby Castaway » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:04 am UTC

Get her some old school rollerskates.
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Postby TheTankengine » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:42 am UTC

I really want some of these shoes but I have convinced myself with no evidence whatsoever that they do not make them in my size.

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Postby Castaway » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:47 am UTC

they have 13C on their website.
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Postby e946 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:16 am UTC

Speaking of destruction on wheels, I had the pleasure of watching a kid like this crashing into a floor display of wine at my grocery store. He broke six bottles, and ruined several more by discoloring the labels. Needless to say, it was very satisfying to see one of them get into trouble after having to deal with them zooming around the store.

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Postby wing » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:21 am UTC

Castaway wrote:they have 13C on their website.
13C is 13 Childrens

They only carry up to 12 in adult sizes.
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Postby __Kit » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:23 am UTC

Gay on kids! Awesome on adults!
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I need a pair of those. I don't have the balance for a skateboard, but I'd love to be able to skate down the hill I live on. Reaching the subway a bit faster would be nice. And since I have tiny feet, I bet I could find a pair in my size.
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:28 am UTC

I'm sorry, but I feel the urge to take a whiffle-bat to the face of every single kid who whizzes past me with those stupid shoes. "Congratulations, you've found a slightly less calorie-burning way to travel across flat ground."

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Re: Wheelie Shoes!!!

Postby Maseiken » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:28 am UTC

Alisto wrote:
Maseiken wrote:Yeah, it's my B-day tomorrow, and I got an early present tonight,

WHEELIE SHOES.
http://www.heelys.com/


...how old are you?

http://xkcd.com/150/
Should it matter? Just because someone considers something to be 'for kids" it doesn't limit my options. The true spirit of non-conformity is not caring what other people think or say(Note that this does NOT disallow me from attempting to correct anyone). So yeah, being grown up shouldn't stop you from being excited about things that no-one else is excited about, nor should it keep you from enjoying simple pleasures.

There is no shame in doing something mindless, there's shame in BEING mindless, but not in watching, reading or listening to something of less than intellectual merit. I greatly admire and enjoy the plays of Shakespeare, Beckett, and Ionesco. The Music of Mozart, Vivaldi and Mendehlsson. I am constently considering Derrida and Zeno's eternal Paradoxes.

I also like watching Pokemon and using Wheelie shoes, there need not be boundaries on these things, and if anyone tells you there are, just use your wheelie shoes to glide away...

(Also, if someone is going around steering directly at stuff, that's not the shoe's fault, it's them being a jerk...)


__Kit wrote:Gay on kids! Awesome on adults!

Also a nice point.
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Postby Szczypior » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:33 am UTC

Cheese wrote: or the unwinnable freecell games.


Oh man, I freakin' hate those.
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Postby iknoritesrsly » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:36 am UTC

I had some once upon a time... they also were soaps, so they had a grind plate in the middle. You could heely down something and then grind down a pole. It was pretty difficult to actually land off of a pole though, you tended to just stop. And by stopping, I mean, you feet stopped, the rest of you fell.

P.S. pulling the age card out is pretty lame when you're actually arguing a point, but randomly in a thread about someone talking about a birthday present?

Dear God, get a life. Since when is being young (or young at heart) a bad thing anyways?

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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:40 am UTC

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Postby Dibley » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:53 am UTC

I have always wanted them, but suspected that A: they are expensive (are they?) B: I would look like one of those stupid kids that wear those and C: I wouldn't be able to get them. 11.5-12 mens, so I should be fine.

And I love how links to the comic archive are tossed about like bible references around here.

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Postby Insignificant Deifaction » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:12 am UTC

Of course they are, they're what bring us all together, like the bible does for gay-bashing sites.

Actually, I don't like drawing that comparison at all. For xkcd to be compared to such horrid drivel as a gay-bashing site.

I'm so ashamed.

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Postby Jesse » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:13 am UTC

Insignificant Deification wrote:Of course they are, they're what bring us all together, like the bible does for gay-bashing sites.

Actually, I don't like drawing that comparison at all. For xkcd to be compared to such horrid drivel as a gay-bashing site.

I'm so ashamed.

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Have you been reading the majority of posts lately? I'd say horrid drivel is an accurate description.

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Postby Dibley » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:14 am UTC

I have seen the man thread. Drivel. And boobs.

SELF REFERENTIAL EDIT: This is drivel too.

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