Omegle doom

[eaglef2]

I accidentally a fleshlight!

TROLL OMEGLE!!! then post the results here

[Nith Azra]

Omegle thread in general.

[Mishrak]

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

I will have to troll when I'm not at work.

[eaglef2]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i
You: hi
You: I?
Stranger: *hi
Stranger: tell me your most private secret
You: I secretly watch you at night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 23 f - looking to chat with another girl...
You: what?
Stranger: 23 f - looking to chat with another girl...
You: what?
Stranger: 23 f - looking to chat with another girl...
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi u know about girl's generation
You: yes
You: they make many babbies
Stranger: haha... what do you mean
You: girl's generation
You: girls generate many babby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: How many babies should the average American kill yearly?
You: I think I'm under the quota
Stranger: none, preferably
You: It should be like 10 right?
You: none?
Stranger: i'd say
You: but babies are so annoying
Stranger: they are, but then they grow up..
You: and they'll probably grow up to be assholes
You: they produce nothing as well
You: come on
You: at least 2 babies should be killed by every American every year
You: that would solve world hunger and the population limit problem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Girl with web cam?
You: sure why not
Stranger: Girl with web cam?
You: o rly?
Stranger: I'll wait, bud/
You: I ain't your bud, guy!
Stranger: Grow up, bud.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dthen]

Spoilered for long and kinda NSFW.

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Omegle conversation log 2009-08-29
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Herro.
Stranger: hi
You: How ord are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u?
You: I'm twerve.
Stranger: m?
You: Femare. You?
Stranger: male?
You: I'm femare.
Stranger: ooh nice
You: Are you mare or femare?
Stranger: mare
You: Coor.
Stranger: where r u from
You: I'm from Thairand.
You: Yourserf?
Stranger: uk
You: I'm fine, thank you.
Stranger: welcom
Stranger: send me ur email
You: But where are you from?
Stranger: england
You: Oh, okay. Coor.
Stranger: can u?
You: Why wourd you want my emair?
You: You rike roritas?
Stranger: yup
You: ror. That's irregar in many countries.
Stranger: lool
You: What's funny?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: hehee
You: rmao.
You: So why do you want my emair?
Stranger: to be friends if u dont mind
You: Friends with privireges?
Stranger: eht?
Stranger: w*
You: I'm trying to decide whether or not I rike you enough to give you my emair.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: take ur time withe me
You: Go srowry?
You: Write it retter by retter?
Stranger: wht
Stranger: ?
You: What's the probrem?
You: Don't you rike me?
Stranger: y R not L
You: I don't know what you're tarking about?
Stranger: see
Stranger: why u writing R not L
You: I don't... I'm not typing R instead of R.
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: why u writing rike not like?
You: ... Rike and rike are the same. -.-
You: How can I put one instead of the other if they are identicar?
Stranger: ooh never mind
You: Arright. What shourd we tark about?
Stranger: idont know u tell me
You: Uhm... I rearry don't know.
You: What would you rike to tark about?
Stranger: anyyyyy thing
You: I don't know.
Stranger: ok
You: We should tark about you.
Stranger: ok
You: Terr me arr about you.
Stranger: u ask me
You: Arright. Do you enjoy your rife?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u?
You: Yes, it's not that bad.
You: Not terribre.
You: Ask me anything... ^.^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: do have bf?
You: No. -.-
Stranger: thats ok
You: Do you have a girrfriend?
Stranger: nop
You: I used to have a boyfriend...
Stranger: ooh
You: It didn't end werr.
You: Isn't it rate where you rive?
Stranger: london
You: The time. Isn't it rate?
Stranger: no its 1 am
Stranger: ;p
You: That's not rate?
You: How much ronger wirr you be on for?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: idont know
Stranger: maybe 3 or 4
Stranger: am*
You: Coor. That's a whire.
You: What are you going to be doing before you go to bed?
Stranger: hmm iwill see mavies
You: What do you rike doing best?
Stranger: wht?
You: What is your favourite thing to do?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: talking with ppl
Stranger: in massenger
You: What kind of peopre?
Stranger: any kind
You: Coor. You just rike to tark?
You: Anything erse you rike?
You: Herro? You here?
Stranger: soory
Stranger: sorry
You: What happened?
You: What's wrong?
Stranger: iwas called by my friend
You: Coor.
You: What did your friend want?
Stranger: my bro psp
Stranger: D;
You: Haha, coor.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whts ur name?
Stranger: ?
You: rarana
Stranger: rarana
Stranger: ?
You: Rook it up.
Stranger:
Stranger: now can i get email or ishuld have to wait??
You: What do you want my emair for?
Stranger: do u want to give or not?
You: I'm not sure. You have to be carefur who you give your emair to.
You: There are rots of bad peopre who want to abuse peopre rike me.
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: thats ur email
Stranger: right?
You: My emair is very carefurry chosen. It doesn't contain any personar data whatsoever.
Stranger: but blieve me m not kind of bad ppl
Stranger: trust me
You: It's hard to trust... That's what... What he said...
Stranger: soo?
You: I don't want to tark about it.
Stranger: trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssst mmmmmmeeeeeeeee
You: I don't know if I can....
Stranger: u can ikno
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know...
You: It's so easy for people to rie on the internet.
Stranger: ok ok its ok
Stranger: ok idont want it ,thanx
You: You don't?
You: Do you not rike me? -.-
Stranger: i do but wht to say
You: Hmm.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ???
Stranger: ????
Stranger: ?????
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: for?
You: Not giving you my emair.
Stranger: no its ok ^^
Stranger: ok do u have a face book?
You: No.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: gd gd
You: ror
Stranger: iwill go ok?
You: ok.
You: I rike boys.
Stranger: y?
You: I don't know. Why do you rike twerve year ord roritas?
Stranger: just like that
Stranger: its not a big deal
You: rearry?
Stranger: yup
You: Is it bad that I rike boys?
Stranger: hmm idont now
You: What if I rike girrs too?
Stranger: thats better 4 u
You: I'm not sure if I do.
You: What do you mean it's better for me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: bcus they r girls like u
Stranger: as u
Stranger: but boys u dont now wht in there mind
You: What's in your mind?
Stranger: do u anderstand?
Stranger: but
Stranger: not
You: I understand...
Stranger: all boys r same
You: Rearry?
Stranger: m sure
Stranger: yeah it is
You: What are boys rike then?
Stranger: boys like every thing in girls thats all boys r same in this
You: In girrs?
You: Rike, inside?
Stranger: sorry?
You: You said boys rike everything in girrs.
Stranger: yup
You: Do you mean inside? O_o
Stranger: yup
You: Everything?... In where?
Stranger: all things in girls body
You: What parts? =/
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: boobs
Stranger: ;p
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: ass
Stranger: evry thing
Stranger: llooll
You: Wourdn't stuff rike forks hurt?
Stranger: wht?
You: Inside me. Wourdn't things rike forks hurt?
Stranger: forks wht this mean?
You: Teach me how to be a good girrfriend.
Stranger: in omegle thats not good
Stranger: see i give u my email thin u add me
Stranger: then if u dont like me dlt me
Stranger: ok?
You: Wourdn't stuff rike forks hurt inside me?
You: Do you rearry mean everything inside girrs?
Stranger: yuuuuuuuuuup
You: What kind of things would you?
Stranger: every thiiiiiing
You: Rike what?
Stranger: i told u befor
You: Wourd you put anything inside me? Even though I'm twerve
You: ?
Stranger: no if u dont like
You: Wourd I rike it?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ?
You: Hmm.
You: I don't know.
Stranger: wht u dont know?
You: If I'd rike it.
You: What do boys rike?
Stranger: i told u now u tell me wht girls like?
You: I don't rearry know...
Stranger: wht do u like?
You: I don't know I haven't had any boys...
Stranger: ok plz give me ur email we will talk there thats will be fun
Stranger: add me kaco_albalushi@hotmail.com
You: kaco_arbarushi@hotmair.com?
Stranger: yup
You: Done.
Stranger: sorry idont know y thats email not working
Stranger: put thiss
Stranger: taha_albalushi@hotmail.com
You: taha_arbarushi@hotmair.com?
Stranger: yuup
You: arso done.
Stranger: ok m waiting 4 urs
You: Sorry I have to go, but I added you.
You: It's rearry rate here and my father just woke up. Goodnight. <3
Stranger: ok see ya
You have disconnected.

[tastelikecoke]

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Stranger: hi
You: It's dark. you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Stranger: ok
You: A grue eat you whole.
You: You are now dead.
Stranger: aaagggggrrrhhhh
Stranger: idead
You: You can use the falshlight
Stranger: i see a ghost
Stranger: asl
You: RESTART
You: You are in a room full of bats
Stranger: imbatman
Stranger: im batman
You: the bats try to claw you and remove your delicate skin.
Stranger: it cant,,,im ironman
You: the bats fell down as they try to break to your iron skin
You: Then batman comes and assault you
Stranger: im wiro sableng
Stranger: u know?
You: who is that I dont even
Stranger: haha
Stranger: superhero from indonesia
Stranger: stronger than superman
Stranger: u can googling it
You: cool, indonesia it's almost 100 miles from philippines
You: kthxbye

I failed to troll him, But it still a bit hilarious.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you come from??
You: never gonna give you
Stranger: please...
You: up
You: never gonna let you
Stranger: for what??
You: down
You: never leave you and desert you
You: never gonna make you cry
You: never gonna say goobye
Stranger: what do you say??
Stranger: i dont know this you say???!!!
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: girl or boy
Stranger: ??
You: never gonna run around
You: without YOU
Stranger: okay
You: SUCCESSFULLY RICKROLLED
Stranger: good bye
You: bye
Stranger: i want to disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Successfully rickrolled

[Mishrak]

Lol. The rickroll was pretty good, except you're not supposed to tell him that you rickrolled him.

[Max2009]

This is a surprisingly effective strategy:

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Stranger: hi
You: Are you a bot?
Stranger: asl pls?
Stranger: wt?
You: Are. You. A. Bot?
Stranger: no
You: How do I know you're not lying?
Stranger: hahaaaa
Stranger: wt can i do for u?
You: Show me a picture with a timestamp and something that I will tell you to write, so I know you're human.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hi.
Stranger: HEY
You: Are you a bot?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: no
You: Are you lying?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: Are you a bot?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I asked first...
Stranger: i'm fine thanks
Stranger: i'm male you?
You: You're a male-bot?
Stranger: what is bot??i don't know..
You: Or a mail-bot?
Stranger: you're a boring person...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kromix]

i fail

Spoiler:

You: moo
Stranger: baaaa
You: moo
Stranger: ...baa.
You:
Stranger:

odd...

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: : young guy looking for a real private meeting and relationship
You: my name is Inigo Montoya
You: you killed my father
You: prepare to die.
Stranger: i am naren and i killed ur father
You: my name is Inigo Montoya
Stranger: but then i fucked u too
You: you killed my father
You: prepare to die.
Stranger: hey u crazy pig
You: my name is Inigo Montoya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nautilus]

I just wanted to try this strategy:

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 19 m uk
Stranger: u?
You: 7 m US
You: How's life?
Stranger: gd hows life 4 u?
You: Terrible! My house is on fire and I have cancer!
You have disconnected.

[Kromix]

hahah i'll try that

[Phrozt]

iprelay + friend > omegle.

[Gypped]

I just ask incessant questions about eating habits.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: favorite food?
Stranger: french fries
You: favorite drink?
Stranger: Izze
Stranger: or diet coke
You: flavor of Izze?
Stranger: Sparkaling apple
You: if you had to choose between your favorite food or favorite drink winking out of existence, which would you choose and why?
Stranger: french fries because they are DELICIOUS
You: what restaurant makes the best fries?
Stranger: Mcdonalds
You: what makes them better than the rest?
Stranger: i like the thinness
Stranger: why
You: Do you order just fries when you go to mcdonalds?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Have you ever gone to mcdonalds and not bought fries?
Stranger: no
You: Are fries part of their breakfast menu?
Stranger: no but i never go for breakfast
You: Is the lack of fries on their breakfast menu the reason why you don't go to breakfast there?
Stranger: nice conversation stalker

The second one got a little too weird for me.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: favorite food?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: alaskin king crab
You: favorite drink?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: rootbeer or gingerale
You: if you had to choose between your favorite food or favorite drink winking out of existence, which would you choose and why?
Stranger: i would choose the drink
Stranger: cuz u can allways find something else 2 drink
You: which restaurant makes the best alaskin king crab?
Stranger: the crab house in miami, florida
Stranger: or the canoe in lake taho
You: have you ever gone to the crab house in miami florida or canoe in lake taho and not ordered the alaskin king crab?
Stranger: nope
You: Have you ever wondered if there's a better crab out there?
Stranger: yes
You: If science could bioengineer a tastier crab, would you eat it?
Stranger: if there were no negitive repercussions sure y not?
You: How negative would the repercussions need to go before you would refuse to eat the crab?
Stranger: harmful to my house
Stranger: lol
Stranger: health*
You: So if the crab had to be made from the corpses of dead human featuses you'd be fine with that?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: be kinda wierd if they were live human featuses
You: Damn, you really like crab.
Stranger: ys
Stranger: ya**
You have disconnected.

[Silvyr]

No one helped me

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AHHHH
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ahh
You: HELLLLLP
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats wrong
You: I fell into a well
Stranger: sorry to hear that
You: *scratches the walls*
You: halp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[eaglef2]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: guess what
You: raptors?!
You: O.O
Stranger: no gorillas
You: oh
You: those wimps suck
Stranger: wat!
Stranger: gorillas are tough
Stranger: and strong monkeys
You: raptors are hunters
Stranger: yea but raptors dont have any fur
Stranger: which means they are gross
You: so? fur carries parasites
Stranger: but fur is also cute and fuzzy
Stranger: which overwrites the parasites
You: exactly, that's why I shouldn't fear gorillas
You: thanks for agreeing with me
You have disconnected.

[Kromix]

amazing rickroll!! pay in internets plz

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: :O
Stranger: hi
You: never gonna give you up!
Stranger: thax
Stranger: y
You: never gonna let you down!!!
Stranger: u
Stranger: say
Stranger: so
You: Never gonna run arround!!!
You: and desert you!
You: im nice like that
Stranger: i
You: never gonna make you cry
You: never gonna say goodbye...
Stranger: i don't understand
Stranger: r
You: never gonna tell a lie...
Stranger: i
Stranger: singing
You: and hurt you
You:
You: <- very nice
You: u there?
Stranger: ur
Stranger: asl
Stranger: may
Stranger: i
You: we're mo strangers to love
You: :O typo excuse it plz
Stranger: here
You: you know the rules and so do i
You: a full commitment's what i'm, thinking on
Stranger: r
Stranger: u
Stranger: OK
You: you wouldnt get this from any other guy
Stranger: it seems u r sad
You: just wanna tell you how im feeling
You: gotta make you understand...
Stranger: something happaned to u
Stranger: right?
You: never gonna give you up...
You: never gonna say goodbye...
You: never gonna let you down...
You: Never gonna run arround...
You: and desert you!
You: never gonna make you cry
Stranger: i can be a patient listener
You: never gonna say goodbye
You: never gonna tell a lie
You: and hurt you
You: , thank you...
You: but i think i have to go...
Stranger: where r u
You: i'm only twelve and i'll get shackled again
You: if i dont go to sleep
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: y don't u disconnect
You: she's getting shackled... bye

and the SS to prove it

ss1

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ss2

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ss3

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[kaimason1]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: Hi.
You: Hi?
Stranger: howdy!
You: Hi!!!
Stranger: whats happenin?
You: kkk?
You: nazi?
Stranger: klan cookout?
You: Fascist?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: black panther
You: commie.
You: Socialist.
You: booger.
You: never gonna give you up...
You: never gonna let you down...
You: Or hurt you!
You: CAT!!!
You: spam?
You: It tastes good.
You: Buy some today for 1.00!
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You have disconnected.

The hardest one:

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Buy Viagra!
Stranger: im gay and horny
Stranger: and african
Stranger: and part chinese
You: good! Both of you can have some fun with big penises!
Stranger: o yaaaaaaaaaaaa, every night
Stranger: can i give u a pic of my penis
You: Just remember - call your doctor if your huge penis is big for more than seven hours!
Stranger: ya i know
You: And no - but you can buy my product!
You: Buy Viagra - but talk to your doctor first! Get an overpriced prescription!
Stranger: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007 ... -penis.jpg
Stranger: copy and paste
You: Also - Buy spam!
Stranger: thats me and my penis
Stranger: its huge
Stranger: by viagera
Stranger: viagra
You: Yummy! Spam!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: by gay people
You: Spaaammm... Smoke it, and the mystery brings you on a tour!
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaa
You: The magic will take you away!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: its by viagra
Stranger: and big penises
Stranger: like mine
You: Mix the red and blue pills and take EVERYONE on a trip.
Stranger: like where
You: To the magic land of Lucy and diamonds!
Stranger: cool
You: And the sky!
You: Submarines fly in it!
You: And yellow cellophane pansies!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u a doctor
Stranger: i need a prostate exame
You: Yep - a Californian doctor. I grow plants which make me money!
Stranger: can i have so
Stranger: some
You: If you come to california, you can have tons! And if you commit arson in my shop, everyone goes to highland!
Stranger: i better come quick
You: A few others already are, so get on the next plane!
Stranger: u got it
Stranger: sister
You: Hey, how'd you identify me, bro?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: finily
Stranger: sister
You: Finily looks like penile when you have dyslexia and hemp.
You: LSD, as well.
You: Or any hallucinogen.
You: Or actually any xenobiotic.
Stranger: and gay
Stranger: like u
You: Which are fun to make funeral pyres out of and strap rats to, and burn.
You: Lab experiments are fun with illegal materials.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kromix]

LMAO another rickroll

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello...
You: why do most people start with hey, or asl?
Stranger: Im not sure i usually say hello that was my first time saying hey lol
You:
Stranger: I never say asl though, it bothers me
You: its intrusive
Stranger: no kidding
You: hey do you know this song?
You: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: Lmao rick roll'd!
You:
Stranger: you officially made my day
You: ty
Stranger: yw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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edit make that 2...

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger.
You: no wai!
Stranger: yep
You: amazing concept
Stranger: just thought of it
You: yeah,
Stranger: i'm pretty cool like that
You: do you know the average airspeed of an european unladen swallow?
Stranger: African or European?
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: damn
You:
Stranger: yea i don't know
You: its ok
You: do you know his song?
You: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: it's rainging me?
Stranger: yea that's a good song
You: oh yeah
Stranger: yep
You: othing better than omegle trivia
Stranger: true dat
You: do you know what is the basis for the oedipus complex?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i'll stop wall of texting, makes it too easy :/

[Max2009]

It's nice to know that there are good, helpful people out there.

Spoiler:

You: Help!
You: I'm stuck in an internet factory and I can't get out!
You: Please don't leave me....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people are just plain clueless.

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Stranger: hey
You: Help! I'm stuck in an internet factory and I can't get out!
You: Please don't leave, like all the others did....
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I don't understand
Stranger: what are you saying?
You: Can you read?
You: (now that was a silly question)
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: what's an internet factory?
You: Where do you think they make internets?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kromix]

You: Where do you think they make internets?

hahahh epic

[Nautilus]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fire?
You: ...
You: Hello?
You: Fire?
Stranger: hi,
You: ...
You: ?
You: Hello?
Stranger: asl?
You: Fire?
Stranger: what s fire?
You: Hello?
You: ...
You: ?
You: Fire?
Stranger: asl?
You: Fire?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow.

[eaglef2]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: how are you
You: m
You: you?
Stranger: f
You: What are you doing on here?
You: Get back to the kitchen bitch!
Stranger: why? u morran
You: wow, you're an idiot too. You really shouldn't leave your element
Stranger: wtf is wrong with u i can do whatever i can its my life
You: no
You: you're a ho
You: and you need to stay in the kitchen
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Women's rights, always funny

[KrazyerKate]

eaglef2, ur a fucking morran.

[tastelikecoke]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.!
You: hey
Stranger: m or f.?
You: never gonna give you
Stranger: where r u frm.?
You: up.
Stranger: !
Stranger: bitch!
Stranger: suk my dick
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You: well, I'll never gonna let you down
Stranger: fuk u
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rick rolls never fail to mystify a person

Spoiler:

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: don't ask me asl
Stranger: tired
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: you are so kind
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: wonderful
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: then how?
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thank you
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: never
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: you are so great
Stranger: so sweet
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: so youmust be a man
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: true man
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: Oh, you don't get it don't you?
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: if i'm a girl ,i will marry you
Stranger: but
You: do you know my name?
Stranger: no
You: you want to know my name?
Stranger: yes
You: Rick Astley
You: come sing with me
Stranger: nice name
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: you are a singer?
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: how foolish i am!
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: i'm not good at english
Stranger: songs
You: Rick Astley will never gonna give you up
Stranger: you like michael jackson?
Stranger: king of pop
You: you're michael jackson?!
Stranger: moonwalk
You: yo can moonwalk?
Stranger: yes
You: WOW
Stranger: easy
You: Are you also
Stranger: dangerous
You: dead?
You: mj is dead
Stranger: smooth criminal
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm alive
You: Then you're like janet jackson
Stranger: foever
You: cause she's alive
Stranger: yes
You: oh my god!!
Stranger: janet jackson dances quite well
You: that's so amazing!!!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why?
You: cause this is
You: THRILLER
Stranger: beat it!!
You: oh my god~!
You: my house is on fire
You: and your house too!
You: we need to run!
You: QUICKLY!!
Stranger: welcome to rythm nation
You: OH MY GOD IM BURNING
You: HELP
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Some people are very plainly Clueless.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: LOL
You: you're funny
Stranger: whats funny?
You: HAHAHAHHA
You: hahahhahahahahhhahahh!
Stranger: ahahaaahah..i see it..
Stranger: haaahahahaah
Stranger: rofl
You: you are natural
You: roflroflrofl
You: jejejejjejejejjejeje
Stranger: ok..
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: stop.
You: ok! HAHAH
You: stop!
You: HAHAHA
You: lol
Stranger: aaaahahahaha..
Stranger: its too funny
You: lol
You: your very strangew
Stranger: O.O
You: hahahahhahahahhahahahhha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: cause your a stranger
Stranger: yeah ...
You: lol i suck at jokes
You: YOu are the most funny person evar!!!!!!!!
You: hahahahahahhahaha
Stranger: ok..
You: lolololol
Stranger: ok..
You: hahahahahahah lololo,lollolOL!L!O1olL!
You: ok
Stranger: what is this?
You: what!! lolol
Stranger: oh..its my peanus
You: you're the best joke evaaar
You: lol
Stranger: sorry..carry on
You: lollololoplolololool
You: carry on!!!!!!!!!
You: lolol
Stranger: ok..ok..
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: where are you?..stranger!
You: LOLOLOL
You: why are so so funny!!!
You: bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahah!!!
You: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Stranger: whaa?..why are you laughing...what is this..some sort of joke ?
You: I'm having TEARS OF JOY
You: f\or
You: hahahahah
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: some sort of joke!!!!
You: lololololo
Stranger: no..its not u...*bows*
Stranger: please leave me alone ..please
You: l;olplplolo]
You: hahahahhanwahahaha
You: wwwwwwwwwwww
You: jejejejjejejejje
Stranger: ill give you my wife..*goes back*
You: mai waify
You: mai waifu
You: lol
Stranger: just stop this..
You: mai waifu is
You: lololololol
You: stop this
You: wwww
You: w
You: w
You: w
Stranger: ok..are you maldivian?
You: what? lol
You: maldivian lololol
Stranger: lol..they speak like mai waifu..
You: no but bahawhahhahwhaha
You: no that's mai waifu!
You: no yoru waifu!
You: hahahahhahahahahjahah]
Stranger: what is that is that suppose to mean my wife?
You: ya hahahahaahbwahahahha
You: bwahahahhaha
Stranger: hey..im disconnecting..lol..lol..lol.
You: you're typing lol
You: and disconnecting lol
You: lololo
You: oh
You: you stop!
Stranger: i dont have the heart to break your heart
You: lolololo
You: hahahhah
Stranger: i cant do it
You: tears of joy
You: you can! bahhawhahhahaha
You:
You: lolol
Stranger: ok..leet me try
You: leet!!!
You: bwahahhahaha
You: 1337!!!
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[kaimason1]

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.!
You: hey
Stranger: m or f.?
You: never gonna give you
Stranger: where r u frm.?
You: up.
Stranger: !
Stranger: bitch!
Stranger: suk my dick
Stranger: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You: well, I'll never gonna let you down
Stranger: fuk u
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rick rolls never fail to mystify a person

Spoiler:

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: don't ask me asl
Stranger: tired
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: you are so kind
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: wonderful
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: then how?
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thank you
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: never
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: you are so great
Stranger: so sweet
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: so youmust be a man
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: true man
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: Oh, you don't get it don't you?
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: if i'm a girl ,i will marry you
Stranger: but
You: do you know my name?
Stranger: no
You: you want to know my name?
Stranger: yes
You: Rick Astley
You: come sing with me
Stranger: nice name
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: you are a singer?
You: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: how foolish i am!
You: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: i'm not good at english
Stranger: songs
You: Rick Astley will never gonna give you up
Stranger: you like michael jackson?
Stranger: king of pop
You: you're michael jackson?!
Stranger: moonwalk
You: yo can moonwalk?
Stranger: yes
You: WOW
Stranger: easy
You: Are you also
Stranger: dangerous
You: dead?
You: mj is dead
Stranger: smooth criminal
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm alive
You: Then you're like janet jackson
Stranger: foever
You: cause she's alive
Stranger: yes
You: oh my god!!
Stranger: janet jackson dances quite well
You: that's so amazing!!!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why?
You: cause this is
You: THRILLER
Stranger: beat it!!
You: oh my god~!
You: my house is on fire
You: and your house too!
You: we need to run!
You: QUICKLY!!
Stranger: welcome to rythm nation
You: OH MY GOD IM BURNING
You: HELP
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Some people are very plainly Clueless.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: LOL
You: you're funny
Stranger: whats funny?
You: HAHAHAHHA
You: hahahhahahahahhhahahh!
Stranger: ahahaaahah..i see it..
Stranger: haaahahahaah
Stranger: rofl
You: you are natural
You: roflroflrofl
You: jejejejjejejejjejeje
Stranger: ok..
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: stop.
You: ok! HAHAH
You: stop!
You: HAHAHA
You: lol
Stranger: aaaahahahaha..
Stranger: its too funny
You: lol
You: your very strangew
Stranger: O.O
You: hahahahhahahahhahahahhha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: cause your a stranger
Stranger: yeah ...
You: lol i suck at jokes
You: YOu are the most funny person evar!!!!!!!!
You: hahahahahahhahaha
Stranger: ok..
You: lolololol
Stranger: ok..
You: hahahahahahah lololo,lollolOL!L!O1olL!
You: ok
Stranger: what is this?
You: what!! lolol
Stranger: oh..its my peanus
You: you're the best joke evaaar
You: lol
Stranger: sorry..carry on
You: lollololoplolololool
You: carry on!!!!!!!!!
You: lolol
Stranger: ok..ok..
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: where are you?..stranger!
You: LOLOLOL
You: why are so so funny!!!
You: bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahah!!!
You: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Stranger: whaa?..why are you laughing...what is this..some sort of joke ?
You: I'm having TEARS OF JOY
You: f\or
You: hahahahah
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: some sort of joke!!!!
You: lololololo
Stranger: no..its not u...*bows*
Stranger: please leave me alone ..please
You: l;olplplolo]
You: hahahahhanwahahaha
You: wwwwwwwwwwww
You: jejejejjejejejje
Stranger: ill give you my wife..*goes back*
You: mai waify
You: mai waifu
You: lol
Stranger: just stop this..
You: mai waifu is
You: lololololol
You: stop this
You: wwww
You: w
You: w
You: w
Stranger: ok..are you maldivian?
You: what? lol
You: maldivian lololol
Stranger: lol..they speak like mai waifu..
You: no but bahawhahhahwhaha
You: no that's mai waifu!
You: no yoru waifu!
You: hahahahhahahahahjahah]
Stranger: what is that is that suppose to mean my wife?
You: ya hahahahaahbwahahahha
You: bwahahahhaha
Stranger: hey..im disconnecting..lol..lol..lol.
You: you're typing lol
You: and disconnecting lol
You: lololo
You: oh
You: you stop!
Stranger: i dont have the heart to break your heart
You: lolololo
You: hahahhah
Stranger: i cant do it
You: tears of joy
You: you can! bahhawhahhahaha
You:
You: lolol
Stranger: ok..leet me try
You: leet!!!
You: bwahahhahaha
You: 1337!!!
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You are supposed to end it quickly, but those took a while where it was fairly easy to end it immediately.

[Aben Zin]

Warning! Contains naughty words!

Spoiler:

Stranger: good day chap!
You: Good day person who has no real grasp on how posh english people speak!
Stranger: typing a novel?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hahahah, im doing fine too
You: "Good afternoon, old bean!" would have sufficed.
Stranger: think you're the first person to tel me that?
You: "What ho old boy?"
You: "I say, it's absoulutely spiffing to meet you!"
Stranger: no, my way is better, it separates the normal people from the mouth breathers
Stranger: and then divides the normal people up between the douchbags and the nice ones
You: I'm a mouth breather. Mainly because my nostrils are at this moument fully clogged.
Stranger: and so far you aren't in the nice category
Stranger: hahahah touche
You: Peh, I'm just a little touchy 'cos I feel like condensed shite. On a stick.
You: Glad you're ok though!
Stranger: and why is that?
Stranger: the sun is out, today is a good day
Stranger: well not if you have allergies i guess
You: Flu. Or, as just about every female I've met today has told me, Man flu.
Stranger: even worse
You: Sadly I also get horrible hayfever.
You: Doesn't slow me down much though. I just have fun while sneezing lots.
Stranger: why man flu
Stranger: swine flu!!! don't sneeze on me!
Stranger: omgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMG!
Stranger: hahahah
You: Man Flu: the slight sniffles that to a woman would be not worth making a fuss over but leaves any man incapable of the simplest task.
You: You really not come across the term?
Stranger: you know some pretty tough women
Stranger: hahaha nope
Stranger: down here in texas it's known as swine flu, no matter what kind of sickness it is
You: Ah, a state full of skivers!
Stranger: hahahaahaha
Stranger: make fun of it all you want, but then i guess this is your revenge for my earlier transgressions
You: So, what you doing inside on a nice day like today? Shouldn't you be... Lassoing rattlesnakes, or whatever Texans do?
Stranger: that's not for a few weeks my good man
You: Fairy nuff.
Stranger: but as of right now im waiting for my friends to get here.
Stranger: that pun better be unintended
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: we're going to the shooting range
You: I'm confused, where are all the people trying to get in my potential panties?
You: Omegle's usually full of "Gee Willikers ru a grl wiv webcam??"
Stranger: elsewhere, if you want to find them, hit that disconnect button several times
You: Ack, no.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: It's nice to talk to real humans for a change.
Stranger: how do you know im a real human?
You: Ok, that at least fairly advanced AI subroutines.
Stranger: what if im a collection of porn sites that have become self aware and boycotted humanity
You: In texas?
Stranger: good point
Stranger: hahahahah
You: I do get the feeling that should the internet ever become self aware it'd be a pretty string of wires and computers...
Stranger: as long as the porn keeps coming, what does that matter?
You: You want the porn to look back at you?
Stranger: you might be the only person interested in that
Stranger: shit maybe
You: Wait, that actually sounds a bit hot.
Stranger: i want it to look into my eyes as i blow my load all over it
Stranger: yup
Stranger: thanks for giving me a fetish i've never heard of
You: That's a good way to ruin a perfectly good keyboard.
Stranger: plastic covering
You: Handy.
Stranger: i may be a freako but im not stupid
You: Just hope the internet's not into snuff at the time...
Stranger: yeah, but im more worried about getting a virus
Stranger: the internet seems very promiscuous
You: Heh, brand new computer viruses.
You: Downloadable STDs.
You: Now I think about my fingers are feeling quite... itchy.
Stranger: as long as it's free and doesn't come with spyware, it can't be too bad right?
Stranger: too late for you man
Stranger: you have the computer equivalent of aids
You: Next time I'm typing with condoms on my fingers.
Stranger: i hope you learned your lesson
You: Yes sir.
Stranger: i think i might be in your boat soon though
Stranger: she's looking qat me with that look
You: In my boat?
You: Are you sure you're ok?
Stranger: that look that says, after i service these 3 billion people, im gonna manhandle you and give you e-AIDS
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: too late for me it seems
You: Let's face it. Humanity's screwed.
You: And not good fucked either.
Stranger: eh, it was bound to happen, may as well do it looking at porn and not nuclear explosions, or fatal toe lesions, or zombies
You: Damnit, I was holding out for the Zombies!
Stranger: well my friends are here, so i gotta go
Stranger: me too
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: Have fun!
Stranger: hope you get better soon
Stranger: i will
You: Ciao!

Az

[Kromix]

Warning! Contains naughty words!

Spoiler:

Stranger: good day chap!
You: Good day person who has no real grasp on how posh english people speak!
Stranger: typing a novel?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hahahah, im doing fine too
You: "Good afternoon, old bean!" would have sufficed.
Stranger: think you're the first person to tel me that?
You: "What ho old boy?"
You: "I say, it's absoulutely spiffing to meet you!"
Stranger: no, my way is better, it separates the normal people from the mouth breathers
Stranger: and then divides the normal people up between the douchbags and the nice ones
You: I'm a mouth breather. Mainly because my nostrils are at this moument fully clogged.
Stranger: and so far you aren't in the nice category
Stranger: hahahah touche
You: Peh, I'm just a little touchy 'cos I feel like condensed shite. On a stick.
You: Glad you're ok though!
Stranger: and why is that?
Stranger: the sun is out, today is a good day
Stranger: well not if you have allergies i guess
You: Flu. Or, as just about every female I've met today has told me, Man flu.
Stranger: even worse
You: Sadly I also get horrible hayfever.
You: Doesn't slow me down much though. I just have fun while sneezing lots.
Stranger: why man flu
Stranger: swine flu!!! don't sneeze on me!
Stranger: omgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMG!
Stranger: hahahah
You: Man Flu: the slight sniffles that to a woman would be not worth making a fuss over but leaves any man incapable of the simplest task.
You: You really not come across the term?
Stranger: you know some pretty tough women
Stranger: hahaha nope
Stranger: down here in texas it's known as swine flu, no matter what kind of sickness it is
You: Ah, a state full of skivers!
Stranger: hahahaahaha
Stranger: make fun of it all you want, but then i guess this is your revenge for my earlier transgressions
You: So, what you doing inside on a nice day like today? Shouldn't you be... Lassoing rattlesnakes, or whatever Texans do?
Stranger: that's not for a few weeks my good man
You: Fairy nuff.
Stranger: but as of right now im waiting for my friends to get here.
Stranger: that pun better be unintended
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: we're going to the shooting range
You: I'm confused, where are all the people trying to get in my potential panties?
You: Omegle's usually full of "Gee Willikers ru a grl wiv webcam??"
Stranger: elsewhere, if you want to find them, hit that disconnect button several times
You: Ack, no.
Stranger: hahahaha
You: It's nice to talk to real humans for a change.
Stranger: how do you know im a real human?
You: Ok, that at least fairly advanced AI subroutines.
Stranger: what if im a collection of porn sites that have become self aware and boycotted humanity
You: In texas?
Stranger: good point
Stranger: hahahahah
You: I do get the feeling that should the internet ever become self aware it'd be a pretty string of wires and computers...
Stranger: as long as the porn keeps coming, what does that matter?
You: You want the porn to look back at you?
Stranger: you might be the only person interested in that
Stranger: shit maybe
You: Wait, that actually sounds a bit hot.
Stranger: i want it to look into my eyes as i blow my load all over it
Stranger: yup
Stranger: thanks for giving me a fetish i've never heard of
You: That's a good way to ruin a perfectly good keyboard.
Stranger: plastic covering
You: Handy.
Stranger: i may be a freako but im not stupid
You: Just hope the internet's not into snuff at the time...
Stranger: yeah, but im more worried about getting a virus
Stranger: the internet seems very promiscuous
You: Heh, brand new computer viruses.
You: Downloadable STDs.
You: Now I think about my fingers are feeling quite... itchy.
Stranger: as long as it's free and doesn't come with spyware, it can't be too bad right?
Stranger: too late for you man
Stranger: you have the computer equivalent of aids
You: Next time I'm typing with condoms on my fingers.
Stranger: i hope you learned your lesson
You: Yes sir.
Stranger: i think i might be in your boat soon though
Stranger: she's looking qat me with that look
You: In my boat?
You: Are you sure you're ok?
Stranger: that look that says, after i service these 3 billion people, im gonna manhandle you and give you e-AIDS
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: too late for me it seems
You: Let's face it. Humanity's screwed.
You: And not good fucked either.
Stranger: eh, it was bound to happen, may as well do it looking at porn and not nuclear explosions, or fatal toe lesions, or zombies
You: Damnit, I was holding out for the Zombies!
Stranger: well my friends are here, so i gotta go
Stranger: me too
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: Have fun!
Stranger: hope you get better soon
Stranger: i will
You: Ciao!

Az

MMMgay! no rickroll

[kaimason1]

It's actually fairly immature to rickroll people. Especially just posting lyrics. And doing it over and over again is just imbecile.

[kaimason1]

Maybe use a joke once, but all these rickrolls are just 13 in maturity.

[Badion]

when did anyone start caring about maturity? oh wait, crap we did, when we started paying sports players more than teachers, no wait that doesn't sound right.

[Phrozt]

Rickrolling is almost getting as homo as Chick Noass.

This guy was actually pretty cool though:

Spoiler:

You: good day chap!
Stranger: Good day person who has no real grasp on how posh english people speak!
You: typing a novel?
You: oh
You: hahahah, im doing fine too
Stranger: "Good afternoon, old bean!" would have sufficed.
You: think you're the first person to tel me that?
Stranger: "What ho old boy?"
Stranger: "I say, it's absoulutely spiffing to meet you!"
You: no, my way is better, it separates the normal people from the mouth breathers
You: and then divides the normal people up between the douchbags and the nice ones
Stranger: I'm a mouth breather. Mainly because my nostrils are at this moument fully clogged.
You: and so far you aren't in the nice category
You: hahahah touche
Stranger: Peh, I'm just a little touchy 'cos I feel like condensed shite. On a stick.
Stranger: Glad you're ok though!
You: and why is that?
You: the sun is out, today is a good day
You: well not if you have allergies i guess
Stranger: Flu. Or, as just about every female I've met today has told me, Man flu.
You: even worse
Stranger: Sadly I also get horrible hayfever.
Stranger: Doesn't slow me down much though. I just have fun while sneezing lots.
You: why man flu
You: swine flu!!! don't sneeze on me!
You: omgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMG!
You: hahahah
Stranger: Man Flu: the slight sniffles that to a woman would be not worth making a fuss over but leaves any man incapable of the simplest task.
Stranger: You really not come across the term?
You: you know some pretty tough women
You: hahaha nope
You: down here in texas it's known as swine flu, no matter what kind of sickness it is
Stranger: Ah, a state full of skivers!
You: hahahaahaha
You: make fun of it all you want, but then i guess this is your revenge for my earlier transgressions
Stranger: So, what you doing inside on a nice day like today? Shouldn't you be... Lassoing rattlesnakes, or whatever Texans do?
You: that's not for a few weeks my good man
Stranger: Fairy nuff.
You: but as of right now im waiting for my friends to get here.
You: that pun better be unintended
You: hahahaha
You: we're going to the shooting range
Stranger: I'm confused, where are all the people trying to get in my potential panties?
Stranger: Omegle's usually full of "Gee Willikers ru a grl wiv webcam??"
You: elsewhere, if you want to find them, hit that disconnect button several times
Stranger: Ack, no.
You: hahahaha
Stranger: It's nice to talk to real humans for a change.
You: how do you know im a real human?
Stranger: Ok, that at least fairly advanced AI subroutines.
You: what if im a collection of porn sites that have become self aware and boycotted humanity
Stranger: In texas?
You: good point
You: hahahahah
Stranger: I do get the feeling that should the internet ever become self aware it'd be a pretty string of wires and computers...
You: as long as the porn keeps coming, what does that matter?
Stranger: You want the porn to look back at you?
You: you might be the only person interested in that
You: shit maybe
Stranger: Wait, that actually sounds a bit hot.
You: i want it to look into my eyes as i blow my load all over it
You: yup
You: thanks for giving me a fetish i've never heard of
Stranger: That's a good way to ruin a perfectly good keyboard.
You: plastic covering
Stranger: Handy.
You: i may be a freako but im not stupid
Stranger: Just hope the internet's not into snuff at the time...
You: yeah, but im more worried about getting a virus
You: the internet seems very promiscuous
Stranger: Heh, brand new computer viruses.
Stranger: Downloadable STDs.
Stranger: Now I think about my fingers are feeling quite... itchy.
You: as long as it's free and doesn't come with spyware, it can't be too bad right?
You: too late for you man
You: you have the computer equivalent of aids
Stranger: Next time I'm typing with condoms on my fingers.
You: i hope you learned your lesson
Stranger: Yes sir.
You: i think i might be in your boat soon though
You: she's looking qat me with that look
Stranger: In my boat?
Stranger: Are you sure you're ok?
You: that look that says, after i service these 3 billion people, im gonna manhandle you and give you e-AIDS
You: oh crap
You: too late for me it seems
Stranger: Let's face it. Humanity's screwed.
Stranger: And not good fucked either.
You: eh, it was bound to happen, may as well do it looking at porn and not nuclear explosions, or fatal toe lesions, or zombies
Stranger: Damnit, I was holding out for the Zombies!
You: well my friends are here, so i gotta go
You: me too
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: Have fun!
You: hope you get better soon
You: i will
Stranger: Ciao!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mishrak]

You're in Texas, Phrozt?

[Dataflashsabot]

Sample output of my custom-written OmegleAnnoy(tm) bot:

Spoiler:

Stranger connected
Me: Hiya
Stranger: hello
Me: it's raining
Stranger: it sure is
Me: ...uh, no.
Stranger: i like it though
Me: I have an RC helicopter. it's quite fun
Stranger: sorry?!
Me: I'm afraid not
Stranger: you're rich haa
Me: asl?
Stranger: 16
Me: heh, yeah
Stranger: f
Me: lol
Stranger: uk
Me: I'm bored
Stranger: you
Me: Well what do you THINK?
Stranger: what do i thinka bout what?
Me: asl?
Stranger: im horny.
Me: heh, yeah
Stranger: 16,f,uk like i said aha
Me: Okay, that's fine by me!
Stranger: haha
Me: pick a number between 1 and 100
Stranger: youu?
Me: no
Stranger: asl?
Me: no
Stranger: you wont tell me your asl?
Me: I AM THE KING
Stranger: HAA, WHATEVER :
Me: I'm bored
Stranger: *:)
Me: I have an RC helicopter. it's quite fun
Stranger: yeah i know you havea helicopter
Me: mm
Stranger: i dont give a fuck
Me: no
Stranger: im rich too (Y)
Me: asl?
Stranger: yessss, bitch(:
Me: heh, yeah
Stranger: haa
Me: Okay, that's fine by me!
Stranger: ive told you 2 fucking times1
Me: maybe...
Stranger: youre a fucking computer!
Me: good point
Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUT.
Me: WHAT IS LOVE
Stranger: you're talking shit.
Me: Don't Panic!
Stranger: go SUCK
Me: heh, yeah
Stranger: YOUR MUMS DICL.
Me: Don't Panic!
Stranger disconnected.

[The Scyphozoa]

What we should do is put everything the stranger says into iGod and then put iGod's replies into Omegle.

[Aben Zin]

Kee hee hee. I've been having fun. Who needs rickrolling?

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello stranger. I'm a man.
Stranger: ha, sup. samme
You: Oh. Well.
You: Can I still pretend that you're a naked chick?
Stranger: haha, wtf...
You: Well, it's not like I can see you or anything.
You: Lets say your name is.... Jessica.
You: You're 23 years old and live in Ontario.
You: You have three cats.
You: Hey Jessica!
Stranger: Umm, Hey!
You: How're the cats?
Stranger: they are great!
You: So... You're naked then. Tell me about that!
Stranger: MMhmm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Az

[.Salo.]

My first time and I get cybersexed

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im 17, M, Horny, looking for a Quick Cyber Sex Chat
You: hey buckaroo
You: oh yea
You: so game. what are you wearing
Stranger: u startt
Stranger: i meann youre the chick
You: I'm wearing a nice lace garter
Stranger: yumm
Stranger: and whats under that garter
You: thinking about the holocost
You: jews
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u got any
Stranger: pics of urself
Stranger: hotty?
You: old picks from the 40's
You: plenty of sexy ones
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler


Edit: [spoiler]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm so lonely
Stranger: me also
You: the solitude makes all of lifes pain magnify
Stranger: yes
You: lets kill ourselves on 3
You: 1
You: 2
You: now
Stranger: are you death????

[tastelikecoke]

^ nice. You are now cyberlaid.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey, GOD...

If you are really up there...
Stranger: its me
You: Please guide us towards the better good.
Stranger: ok
You: Even though our family has been wrecked by the earthquake...
Stranger: yes
You: GOD. Please.
Stranger: quit yer whining
You: GOD has spoken!
You: I believe in you GOD!
Stranger: shut yer cake hole
You: GOD. Please. I beg you.
You: if you are listening GOD...
Stranger: ok, heres what you do
You: GOD?
You: what will be your guidance?
Stranger: ram a fork repeatedly into your eye ball
Stranger: the left one
You: O my god!
You: It's a sign!
Stranger: only through this can i see if you are serious
You: GOD spoke to me in my heart!
Stranger: do it
You: I will GOD! Promise!
Stranger: fud
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A profound conversation with GOD.

[kaimason1]

Well? Have you rammed the fork in yet?

[Kromix]

and the bad series of puns

did you fork yourself?

[quadmaster]

Spoiler:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: wht up
You: yes, yes it is
You: not doing hw
Stranger: lol
You: CAUSE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT
Stranger: r u a guy or girl
You: if you say asl, I'll find you and kill you
Stranger: wow
You: those people are SO ANNOYING
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u a guy or girl
You: they make all girls on the internet feel more like a commodity than a real person
You: ...
You: no comment
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im a girl
You: interesting
Stranger: u
You: again, no comment
Stranger: u not
You: nope
Stranger: y not
You: wrong sperm go to the egg
Stranger: Golly Gosh Darn Gee Wiz
You: Gee Willikers
You: I accidentally a babby
Stranger: Gee Willikers
You: and it APLODE!!1!1
You: AND THEN DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?
Stranger: u type like a guy
You: never gonna give you up!
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: ok
You: never gonna run you around
You: and hurt you
You: never gonna make you cry
You: never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: lolololol
You: never...
You: umm
You: dang
You: most people disconnect before I get this far
Stranger: can i ask u a question
You: you can
Stranger: wht is ur age
Stranger: lol
You: 12, judging by my inability to troll
Stranger: i am 2
Stranger: im 12
You: 15, judging by that calendar
You: oh
You: didn;t mean to insult you
Stranger: so wht is ur age
You: 177 calendar
Stranger: ur real age
You: 17
You: and bored
You: so acting like a twelve year old
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
You: because generally they have more fun

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: disconnect!
Stranger: not ey
You: now
Stranger: net
You: or u die!
Stranger: yet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 21 m norway.. im looking for this guy called Waldo, i was hoping you could help me?
You: yes
You: is he wearing a striped sweater?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: red n white
You: Then I do believe I have you man
Stranger: thats GREAT, i finally found u!
Stranger: my day is saved, thank you!
You: alright, I'll send him ove
Stranger: cool
Stranger: tell him to bring some snacks
Stranger: and some porn
You: He seems a nice chap, but he does tend to get lost in a crowd
You: wait, wat?
Stranger: wat
You: WAT!!??!?!?
Stranger: WAT!`?
You: \/\//-\+!!/!?!??!?!/!??!1/!?/!
You: NO PRON FOR YOU
Stranger: ((((((((((((((((((((((
You: YOU IS BAD KIDDIE
Stranger: I haz nid pr0n!!1
You: o noes!
Stranger: i need to work my onion!!!!!!!!!!
You: get in the choppa!
Stranger: oh shit, a snip
You: they is cuming for you pron!
You: you is die soon
Stranger: (((
You: oops, I accidentally the choppa
You: now waldo no escape
Stranger: (((((
You: wat we do now?
Stranger: hmm, lets call the only beeing capable of such a task
Stranger: his name is
Stranger: the bachelor frog
You: ...
You: ribbit
You: (boom, head shot)
You: well, he was useless
Stranger: :S
You: and he brains all over waldo's nice sweater
Stranger: then my only chance is to FLEE FOR MY LIFE!!!!!! run like a steroid nigger from kenya
You: ...
You: That was uncalled for
You: you stupid nazi
You: now we have no hope of escape, the racism police will get us
You: and they all kenyans, so we can no escape them
Stranger: =(
Stranger: true dat
Stranger: well i haz to go
Stranger: LLLLLater

I'm not sure who was trolling who in that last one

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: .
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: .....
Stranger: ...
You: ........
Stranger: ..
You: .............
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ...................................................................................................................................................................................
You: .....................
Stranger: .........................
Stranger: .........
Stranger: ...........................................................................
Stranger: ....................................
Stranger: ............
Stranger: .......................
Stranger: ...............................................
Stranger: ..............................................................
You: you fail to recognise the fibbonaci sequence
Stranger: ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................wha
You: also, that's no how you spell hey
Stranger: no realy
Stranger: really
You: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
You: mine's longer
Stranger: i dont care
You: really really?
Stranger: nvm
You: o
You: I know that one
You: it stands for No Vroom Manvagina
Stranger: no .. it means never mind dumbass
You: .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: als
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: assl
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: asl
You: asl
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: als
You: alsalsa
Stranger: 16 m nv
You: lsaslalsalsals
You: sla
You: als
You: aslaslaslasl
You: salsa?
Stranger: Flclc
Stranger: Cmc
Stranger: Cmc
You: YEAA!

i'M NOT REALLY PROUD OF THAT LAST ONE