Ok, this one happened a month or so to be fair, but i only just recently remembered this thread and thought to post it here. Here we go, (and really prepare yourself, this one is out there).
So first off I have to give some background info on this girl. She is in high classes, but frankly, she is absolutely retarded , and I mean REALLY retarded. She once, while I was discussing the concept of time as a linear dimension with some friends, she interjected with "NOOOO!! Time is round because clocks are circles!!" (Note you have picture this with her having a very odd voice, kind of like the stereotypical teenage girl, with her voice rising and falling in its emphasis rapidly in random ways, adding strange exhaling syllables at the ends of words etc. We make fun of her for it, anyway on with the story).
So in my English class we had a project in which we split up into small groups, maybe 4-5 per group. We had a month to read a certain novel (I read A Farewell To Arms in case anyone cares) this girl was in a group of 5 with four other girls (I pity them). They read a book, (can't remember the title)about four sisters that were living in the Dominican Republic as a part of the underground resistance trying to overthrow the dictator. Very inspiring I am sure.
So the month was done and these five girls get up to give their presentation. As part of it, they each had a little part where they talked about how they were like one of the sisters in the story. Now lets pause and do some math here: 4 sisters is less than 5 students.
Well yup, sure enough this idiotic girl gets up last and says something to the effect of "I didn't connect with any of the sisters, instead I found myself connecting with the dictator." Now I know what you are thinking, probably something like 'lolwut." but wait one second, it gets better. Now since the novel was based on a true story, this girl decided to get a picture of the dictator, but she couldn't find one. So she decided to instead go with the obvious second choice, you guessed it: Hitler.
So alright fine one dictator is as bad as another, whatever. but wait there is more. She decides to dress up like Hitler to make her point. yes you read that right. So now we have this teenage girl wearing a Hitler mustache and hat, standing in front of the class. At this point we are all a bit concerned, but hey, one almost could have predicted something like this, so fine, we go along and listen, definitely creeped the heck out though.
It is important to note that at this point my friend, who sits in front of me in the front row, wakes up from having been asleep.
So now, still dressed as Hitler, this girls begins to talk about specific ways in which she was like the dictator. For one, she gets angry when she doesn't get her way. To demonstrate this, she gives an example. (Warning the upcoming bit is really pretty out there) She talks about how she has had many pets, including a few hamsters. She then says, and i quote,
"So I had this hamster, and he was my favorite hamster, but he wasn't doing what I wanted him to do. And, well, I am not going to say what i did because its a bit too violent for school, but..."
Well the class just about lost it to the point of her being unable to finish what I am sure would've been an amazing story. The teacher was just about speechless, and thankfully the bell rang right about then, saving the teacher from having to comment. This did however, spark a slight meme in our class, wherein one of us would just come up and say, "So i had this hamster..."
"Are you insinuating that a bunch of googly eyes hot-glued to a Cheeto constitutes a sapient being?"
Can't let you brew that Starbucks!