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Postby hyperion » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:45 am UTC

Barrel.



Sorry SexyTalon
Peshmerga wrote:A blow job would probably get you a LOT of cheeseburgers.
But I digress.
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Postby warriorness » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:35 pm UTC

Barrel.!
Iluvatar wrote:Love: Gimme the frickin' API.
yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:58 pm UTC

Barrel.!?
in ur beanz makin u eveel
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:28 pm UTC

BarreL.
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:31 pm UTC

[bar-uhl]
PRG

An important message for you:

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:14 pm UTC

Barrel‽
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:20 pm UTC

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"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
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Postby Peshmerga » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:23 pm UTC

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i hurd u liek mudkips???
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Postby hyperion » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:10 pm UTC

BARREL.
Peshmerga wrote:A blow job would probably get you a LOT of cheeseburgers.
But I digress.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:21 pm UTC

Barrel.
EDIT:

Barrel
Berral.
Braael.
Barrel..
Brall.
Barrell.

Barell.
Barreel..
Bareel.


Try typing it fast, fingers just go all over the place.
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Postby MFHodge » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

White Background wrote:Image - Image
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Postby Cheese » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:00 pm UTC

barr-L
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SexyTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby Durinthal » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:05 pm UTC

B A R R A L
(+50!)
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Postby Xial » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:18 pm UTC

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
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Postby sillybear25 » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:31 am UTC

What kind of barrel? The exploding red ones that say WARNING: FLAMMABLE on the side that everyone ends up shooting just to watch people go flying all over the place despite the fact that it takes just as much effort to shoot the barrel as it does to shoot the person?
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Postby hyperion » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:35 am UTC

Berrul.
Peshmerga wrote:A blow job would probably get you a LOT of cheeseburgers.
But I digress.
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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:39 am UTC

Brrl

dnt nd n stnkng vwls.
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Postby fjafjan » Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:46 am UTC

BAroooool!

BAROOOOOOLLL!
//Yepp, THE fjafjan (who's THE fjafjan?)
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:07 am UTC

|34|2|231

I needed to use Wikipedia for that. Don't know 1337 that well.
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Postby SecondTalon » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:45 pm UTC

Bear-el.
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

Honestly, if you're talking BBQ and 'a guy in a parking lot' isn't part of the conversation, something's wrong."
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Postby hyperion » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:51 pm UTC

bareel
Peshmerga wrote:A blow job would probably get you a LOT of cheeseburgers.
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Postby Mother Superior » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:55 pm UTC

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Have a barrel of Molten Boron after work!
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby SecondTalon » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:21 pm UTC

Nobody does Barrel like Molten Barrel.
"When Archie is too progressive for you, that's how science identifies you as an earlier species" - Luke McKinney, Cracked.com

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:25 am UTC

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I think that won the "Most Annoying Bear-ral of '96" Award.
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Postby Aeltar » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:10 am UTC

Barrel? I 'ardly knew 'er!
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Postby __Kit » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:46 am UTC

barrel?

sorry I never played before...
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Postby Maseiken » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:53 am UTC

Sorry guys, I'm not really that into Pokemon...






... That said...




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"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...
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Postby Cheese » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:19 pm UTC

b is for 'be', a comm'nly used word,
a is for 'a', to describe stuff,
r is for 'are', because it's short,
r is for... wait, I already told you this one...
e is for 'E's, disco burgers and eccy,
l is for 'ill', if you have a funny accent.
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SexyTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:03 am UTC

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Postby fjafjan » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:36 am UTC

The LuigiManiac wrote:|34|2|231

I needed to use Wikipedia for that. Don't know 1337 that well.


8 Is B, not "|3"!. |\|008
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:46 pm UTC

fjafjan wrote:
The LuigiManiac wrote:|34|2|231

I needed to use Wikipedia for that. Don't know 1337 that well.


8 Is B, not "|3"!. |\|008


there is no standard way to spell in 1337. you are both n00bs. ph3ar my mad skillz!!!!11111eleventlybarrel
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Postby madjo » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:14 pm UTC

!lerrab
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Postby keozen » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:08 pm UTC

Bob and Elle walked into a pub, they had been going out for quite a while now and Bob thought he'd introduce her to his local. Anyway, the night got a bit merry and Elle got a tad merry and so very much too drunk. She started pushing over chairs and ended up throwing a chair through a window.

The next day the barman, a close personal friend of Bob's, called him up to talk about the night before.

And then he said it, what Bob had been dreading to hear....

"I'm sorry, we'll have to Bar Elle"
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Postby wraith » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

Beautiful girl, you have no name
Afraid girl, where are you going
Restive girl, life ain't a game
Running girl, you're not to blame
Emotional girl, you're not all-knowing
Love, girl, can cause pain

PS That 'Bar Elle' thing was pretty good :wink:
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Postby bbctol » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

B to the A to the double-R E L!

Berial.

read with engrish accent
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Postby _TiM_ » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:45 am UTC

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http://www.myspace.com/mr_t1m0thy
^^ Feel free to add ^^
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Postby keozen » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:00 am UTC

Once upon a time two good friends died (awwww).

As it turns out the good deeds and the bad deeds they had done in life more or less balanced and it was not sure if they should go to heaven or to hell.

So, a big interview was set up with a jury of Angels where each man was asked several questions and given hypothetical situations where they had to explain what their actions would be and why.

After all this there still wasn't a true distinction. Both men were told that by all rights half of them should be in heaven and half of them should be in hell, and since they couldn't split their souls in half they just wern't sure what to do. The only other course of action would be to send one to heaven and one to hell, but then how to decide.

Bob looked over to Cleatus with a tear in his eye and stepped forward.

Cleatus tried to stop him, but Bob patted his hand proclaiming "It'll be ok."

Turning to the angel Bob stood with his head high.

"It's ok...... I'll Bare Hell."


((Hmmmm, I wonder how much further I can stretch it))
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Postby __Kit » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:09 am UTC

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Postby keozen » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:19 am UTC

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p-18WhMkxx4
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:47 am UTC

_TiM_ wrote:http://64digits.com/users/MrPacman/Do_a_Barrel_Roll_.PNG


I had thought of that, but knew it needed a picture to work well. Good work.

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*Does bahrel roll*
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