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by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

Rules:

Take the previous post, copy it, then concatenate three words to create an amusing ADD-fueled tale.
Please don't quote the previous post because this is NOT the Quotation Pyramid thread
Do remember to close up punctuation and formatting marks

To start:
"Hello. Welcome to

by **Kromix** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house,

by **FCN** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:21 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house

by **Nautilus** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can

by **neoliminal** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:06 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

by **Lazar** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:07 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words,

by **ojno** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:26 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host

by **Lazar** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:00 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three

by **olicool10** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:46 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer.

by **Kaeyn** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:59 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but

by **ojno** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:47 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult

by **Lazar** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:49 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula

by **Vapour** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:43 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

by **Kromix** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:45 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end.

by **tastelikecoke** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:48 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh.

by **Vapour** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:50 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed!

by **Kromix** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:10 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming,

by **tastelikecoke** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:53 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, Ready the lamps.

by **Vapour** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:04 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, Ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, Ready the lamps, fetch the towels!
Thus ended the

by **ojno** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:34 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, Ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale

by **Lazar** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:11 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when

by **ojno** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:41 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage

by **Kromix** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:54 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

by **Vapour** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:20 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

by **tastelikecoke** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:38 pm UTC

Seven days after,

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Dark Souls Challenge · by **Mishrak** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:31 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself

by **olicool10** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:00 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game

by **Lazar** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:15 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against

by **Kromix** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:22 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:26 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne.

by **tastelikecoke** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:19 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said,

by **King of Frogs** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:27 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please"

by **tastelikecoke** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:29 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:59 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank

by **tastelikecoke** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:18 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine

by **olicool10** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:45 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find

by **WHSTech** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:18 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:08 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a

by **Vapour** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:42 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout.

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