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kerowhack wrote:Ahhh, yes, this one takes me back. Just the mention of Computer Shopper in the first panel had me grinning nostalgically. I had a TI-82 and I wrote a video poker program to get me through math class. It spread like wildfire through 11th grade, and eventually made it's way to a teacher, as these things often do. I got one of those "so much potential if..." speeches when they finally figured out who wrote it. This comic makes an awfully good point though; I think the only thing keeping TI in business anymore is their graphing calculator monopoly and supplying oddball chips to government and military agencies. As the supply guy for my division on my sub, I used to see the prices for all these components when we ordered replacement parts. One IC, which IIRC was a quad NAND gate or something, was 60 bucks! Even rad-resistant and mil-spec, there's no justification for that price when you could get the equivalent from Mouser for maybe $3. Every TI shareholder should thank the Navy, Air Force, NASA and the College Board for every cent they get.
Quicksilver wrote:Casio > TI's. I still use my graphics calculator to this day to help with recursions.
benbald72 wrote:I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke ....
Poposhka wrote:This was an awesome strip!
and hits close to home, because I wrote a 3d engine for mine in college too!
seriously, we should have a pissing match about which ti-calculator-3d-engine is the best. mine could import 3Ds max files! ... no not really.
SpringLoaded12 wrote:Randall, it's a calculator; it doesn't need an NVidia graphics card and a friggin' Pentium Quad Core.

bigglesworth wrote:And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
doogly wrote:murder is a subset of being mean
monteslu wrote:For the price, these things could easily be running on a decent ARM chip with a larger, color, possibly touchscreen display. The resolution on graphing calculators is pathetic.
mojo-chan wrote:Even seemingly quite basic stuff like magnitude converters (e.g. 500ns = 0.5ms = 2000Hz) or plug-in RMS calculation don't seem to be very common. ... In fact, why is there no app store?
At the moment the best option seems to be to just write an Android app.
monteslu wrote:SpringLoaded12 wrote:Randall, it's a calculator; it doesn't need an NVidia graphics card and a friggin' Pentium Quad Core.
That is no excuse.
For the price, these things could easily be running on a decent ARM chip with a larger, color, possibly touchscreen display. The resolution on graphing calculators is pathetic.
eran_rathan wrote:I miss my old TI-82... some @#!$% stole it from me in Differential Equations in college.
BrianX wrote:monteslu wrote:SpringLoaded12 wrote:Randall, it's a calculator; it doesn't need an NVidia graphics card and a friggin' Pentium Quad Core.
That is no excuse.
For the price, these things could easily be running on a decent ARM chip with a larger, color, possibly touchscreen display. The resolution on graphing calculators is pathetic.
Interestingly, a lot of the issue here has to do with College Board requirements for the SAT/SAT II/AP exams.
mojo-chan wrote:At the moment the best option seems to be to just write an Android app.
Solt wrote:Disagree!
You guys are missing the biggest reason by far, which is battery life! Battery technology for the cheapest alkaline batteries hasn't changed at all in the last 10 years (at least). Start stuffing in color (hell, even backlit) screens, touchscreens, and faster processors, and battery life would go to shit. You'd have to replace the batteries every week at best, or put in rechargeable Lithium Ion which would be even worse because there's no cheap way to have a backup if you accidentally run out during a test.
Solt wrote:That's not to say TI isn't improving the things they can improve without hurting battery life- A quick search shows the TI84 plus silver is packing 1.5 MB of flash memory and USB connection to a computer, as well as "more than twice the speed" of the TI 83 plus. Still overpriced but there's a good excuse for certain specs not having improved.
monteslu wrote:Yet more excuses. The radio and wifi are a major battery draining component on smartphones. I didn't propose adding either to these calculators(though wifi that could easily be toggled off would be nice).
Given the size of these TI relics, they could contain massive batteries that charge over USB and last for weeks or even months if not in full time use.
Wow a whopping 1.5MB of flash memory.
The Samsung Vibrant android phone has 11 thousand times more internal memory, and a 1 GHz processor in a tenth of the volume of a TI84+.
I get that people giving tests don't want test takers to cheat. That doesn't mean a calculator with hardware from this millennium couldn't be submitted for approval.
freddyfish wrote:does anyone besides me still think the ti-89 is the hack for ALL math( except stats because its just hard to type in the data on that calc))?
admittedly i hate using matlab since its bulky and makes my computer cry... but seriously. symbolic integration is AMAZING. as is solving systems of equations by simply typing them in
Lathe wrote:Good comments. The HP 48SX has magnitude and units conversion (still use mine for quick S.I. <--> Metric conversions). There was an "HP 48 Goodies" BBS back in the early 90's for free apps. Those without a modem (or couldn't deal with long distance charges) could buy floppies with collections of programs. Certainly not an app store, but this was 1.5 decades before the term existed and most people were not even on the Internet.
Regarding an Android app, I've been debating on downloading the HP 48SX calculator emulator or just getting a collection of apps that perform the same functions. Seems like it would be the smarter way to go but I'm somewhat set in my ways.
irrelevant wrote:Genuine "get out of my head" comic.
But I supposes this one would be for many... atleast anyone who's had to buy TI83/4/9 recently, which is a lot of people I assume.
I mean, unless that's packaged as a TI 83/4/9 you can't even give that hardware/software away anymore, can you?
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