Best pony?
Stranger 1: The dead one.
Stranger 1: Which will be all of them by the time I'm through.
Stranger 2: I don't even know how to answer
Stranger 1: Answer with your fists.
Stranger 2: Haha, I don't know any ponies
Stranger 1: You don't need to, child.
Stranger 1: Keep your mind pure and untainted.
Stranger 1: We will need you after the revolution.
Stranger 2: Not really a child but alright

Stranger 1: DO NOT DOUBT THE WORDS OF YOUR ELDERS, LITTLE ONE
Stranger 2: I'm 6'2
Stranger 1: >implying that's tall
Stranger 2: GOML son, GOML
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Best pony?
Stranger 1: VIDYA GAMES
Stranger 1: AND PICCOLO DICK
Stranger 2: rainbow dash
Stranger 1: inb4 rainbowdash
Stranger 1: Fuck.
Stranger 1: Time to commit sudoku
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Best pony?
Stranger 2: No pony
Stranger 2: because Im not a 12 year old girl
Stranger 2: I have social skills
Stranger 2: and I enjoy women
Stranger 2: Faggot
Stranger 1: Rainbow jizz or twilight puke or whatever they're called
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Best pony?
Stranger 1: Jizzle
Stranger 2: i don't care about that show
Stranger 1: me neither
Stranger 2: so lets ignore the question
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 2: hows it going?
Stranger 1: hello
Stranger 1: quite well
Stranger 2: gonna watch the mizzou game at 8
Stranger 1: nice nice
Stranger 1: too bad its 8:43
Stranger 1: You are quite late
Stranger 2: 7:39
Stranger 1: Ahh
Stranger 1: You are in the mideast
Stranger 2: where do you live to have a time zone that is an hour and 4 minutes different?
Stranger 2: midwest
Stranger 1: East > west
Stranger 2: Central time
Stranger 1: Hey dude
Stranger 2: but I live in the midwest
Stranger 1: Steve jobs says its 8:44
Stranger 1: I have a mac
Stranger 1: therefore I am correct
Stranger 2: lol, I do too
Stranger 1: Oh shit
Stranger 1: Steve jobs is a lying bitch
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Best pony?
Stranger 1: RAINBOW DASH
Stranger 1: obviously
Stranger 2: fuck this shit
Stranger 1:

Stranger 2: i'm a furry
Stranger 2: fuck your shit
Stranger 1: fine, then fuck it
Stranger 1: i dont care, im not a pony
Stranger 2: NO
Stranger 2: NOT IN THAT WAY
Stranger 1: suuuuure
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Here is the first one with that person.Best pony?
Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger 2: Rapidash.
Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
Stranger 1: OBVIOUSLY A DOWN RIGHT SHITTY ONE
Stranger 2: u mad?
Stranger 1: IT IS CONFIRMED THAT LYRA IS THE BEST FUCKING PONY
Stranger 2: u mad?
Stranger 1: SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO SHOVE THAT QUESTION DOWN YOUR FUCKING AUTISTIC ASSCHEEKS
Stranger 2: u mad?
Stranger 1: YOU POMPOUS-ASS SWEATY LOINED APE
Stranger 2: u mad?
Stranger 1: AND STRANGER
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Best pony?
Stranger 2: rainbow dash
Stranger 1: charile
Stranger 2: charlie was a unicorn not a pony
Stranger 1: wanna have cyber sex
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: hell why not
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: *insert penis here*
Stranger 2: inserted penis there
Stranger 1: lmao
Stranger 1: this is weird lets start over
Stranger 2: ok fine
Stranger 1: *insert 44. magnum here*
Stranger 1: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Best pony?
Stranger 2: AJ!
Stranger 1: Rainbow Dash I think
Stranger 2: lol she's nice too
Stranger 1: Aj is ok
Stranger 2: they all are

Stranger 1: They all do rock

Stranger 1: exceppt trixie
Stranger 2: lol i liked trixie
Stranger 1: I hated her lol
Stranger 2: she was just doing her job. she puts on a show. they took it too seriously >_>
Stranger 1: nuh uh
Stranger 1: she was a meanie
Stranger 2: it's an act? i dunno, unless she comes back i've got nothing

Stranger 1: She was just annoying
Stranger 1: And her act apparently sucks compared to twilight sparkle
Stranger 2: they're supposed to play along with it. its like the globetrotters if they were kinda jerks
Stranger 1: nope.jpg
Stranger 2: fine fine :3
Stranger 1: DJ Pon-3 is cool
Stranger 2: yeah lol
Stranger 2: but one of my favorites is berry punch
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: nice talking to ya

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And here is the second.Best pony?
Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger 2: rainbow dash
Stranger 1: I THINK I ALREADY FUCKING ANSWERED THIS
Stranger 1: YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PARROT.
Stranger 1: IT IS FUCKING LYRA YOU SHIT STAIN
Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO DISCUSS
Stranger 2: ponies duh
Stranger 1: THE FACT YOU ARE THE TOOLSHED WITH THE MOST FUCKING UTENSILS TO BE A FUCKING GLORIOUS TOOLSHED
Stranger 2: someones a little angry.....
Stranger 1: I FEEL PURE VEHEMENT RAGE AT THIS VERY MOMENT. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THE AMOUNT OF CONSTIPATED GRANNY TRANNIES ON THE FUCKING INTERNET
Stranger 1: WOW YOU SOUND LIKE THE QUEEN OF THE FUCKING TOOLS
Stranger 1: CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ARE IN ORDER.
Stranger 2: YOU SOUND LIKE A CUNT

Stranger 1: WOULD YOU LIKE A FUCKING TROPHY FOR YOUR AUTISTIC TENDENCIES?
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 1: 38) ) (ee ) (ee
Stranger 1: Sorry about t) (at... 38)
Stranger 1: ) (e is suc) ( a grumpy gills, isn't ) (e?
Stranger 1: glub glub glub
Stranger 2: WHATS GOING ON D:
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Best pony?
Stranger 1: Rainbow dash
Stranger 2: fluttershy
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: Fluttershy is pretty darn cool

Stranger 2: brohoof?
Stranger 1: brohoof
Stranger 2: I have to leave now the OFC needs to be repaired.
Stranger 1: okeey
Stranger 1: buh bye
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Best pony?
Stranger 1: Sherlock? - JW
Stranger 2: JOHN- SH
Stranger 1: Where the bloody hell have you been? - JW
Stranger 2: uhmmm, it's a long story... - SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well. I've sent you ten text since you went to the market. Will you be home soon? - JW
Stranger 2: I kinda bumped into Mycroft... - SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well, there's a bit of an emergency here. - JW
Stranger 2: WHat, what is it?! -SH
Stranger 1: Um. One word: violin. - JW
Stranger 2: ILL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY - SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well. Please try not and kill me when you get here. I'm not in the mood to die today. - JW
Stranger 2: I'll try my best! What the hell have you done!? -SH
Stranger 1: Well. The telly. They had a program. Taught me how to play the violin.. didn't quite turn out how I expected. - JW
Stranger 2: Oh god! what have I told you John! - Sh
Stranger 1: Not to touch your violin. - JW
Stranger 1: Only two strings broke, I promise. - JW
Stranger 2: YES and I expect you to obey -SH
Stranger 1: Do you forgive me, Sherlock? I am sorry. - JW
Stranger 2: well thats not to much of a disaster I suppose - SH
Stranger 1: I baked you some brownies to make up for it. And we can have a cuddle. - JW
Stranger 2: awwwh, okay I forgive you, just stay away from it from now on, maybe I'll give you a lesson some day - SH
Stranger 1: Thanks, Sherlock. I was nervous all day about it. When will you be home? I don't want the brownies to go cold. - JW
Stranger 2: I'll be about 20 minutes

-SH
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