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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:45 pm UTC

Why do people keep thinking rickrolls are funny?
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:18 pm UTC

i dunno :) i gave up on them.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby elektricat » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:43 pm UTC

Spoiler:
Stranger: heyy
You: hey, i dont know you but i think you can help me with something
Stranger: yeahh
You: i have a problem with dirt you see
You: i hate it
Stranger: ok
You: i hate germs and dirt and have an obsession with cleanliness
You: what do you think i should do?
Stranger: ok i have a solution
You: i wnat normal peoples opinions
Stranger: i think you should stop worrying about that and start worrying about the overpopulation of niggers, hunt em down
Stranger: "Niggers" uncle same wants you ...dead
You: exterminate them like hitler
You: the germs that is
Stranger: yeahhh
You: hijokbhj]#b'#
Stranger: u see what im sayin jimmy
You: oh sorry cleaning dust off my key board there
You: my name isnt jimmy
Stranger: its ok, lemme see ur boobies
You: cant do that the camera has mud on it
Stranger: unless you have awkward nipple placement
You: dont want to touch the mud
You: what should i do?
Stranger: true, send me a picture
You: i need to see what normal people think
You: you have to HELP ME!
Stranger: ok, do you have a facebook??
You: IM GOING CRAZY HERE. YOU CANT IMAGINE IT
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: age?
You: female
You: twenty three
You: you?
Stranger: male 22
You: please tell me how you think about dirt
You: does it bother you at all?
Stranger: yes, nit makes me wnna have sex with you
You: but you dont even know me. i think that is a real problem there
You: are you sexually deprived irl?
Stranger: yes i can get to know you
Stranger: i am
Stranger: stoned
You: thought so
Stranger: off
Stranger: my
Stranger: ass
Stranger: actually
You: ewww
Stranger: yummm
Stranger: its crazzzyyyyy
You: you know that stuff comes out of peoles asses at the airport?
Stranger: hahahaha suck my weiner for free
Stranger: please
Stranger: and ill consider turning you into a llama engravement
Stranger: but pastry industries are equations waiting to be solved
You: llamas are disgusting and smelly
You: ewww
You: this is a real turn off
Stranger: only mountain dew can fix that zit on your forehead
You: HACKER!
Stranger: facker
You: YOURE A HACKER!
Stranger: fag wacker
Stranger: penis wrinkle
Stranger: ass fungi
You: YOU HACKED MY WEBCAM
You: IM REPORTING YOU TO THE COPS
Stranger: nipple producer
Stranger: i did not muthaaafuckaaaa
You: fyi, i didnt produce it i was born wit it
You: you scare me
You: im reporting you
You: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WEBCAM
Stranger: report me
Stranger: im reporting you
Stranger: your creeping me out
Stranger: this bvitch s weir4d
You: THERE IS NO OTHER WAY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN ABOT THE SPOT ON MY FOREHEAD
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Stranger: im just fuckin around u vagina sniffer
Stranger: it was random
You: NO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMPUTER
Stranger: circumstance
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: fuck you nigger
Stranger: nderage
You: IM NOT A NIGGER I JUST WANT YOU OUT OF MY FUCKING WEBCAM YOU CREEP
You: TELL ME YOURE OUT OF IT
You: I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL
You: are you out yet?
Stranger: Ok, being serious. I didn't hack your webcam. I just said that as a joke and you just happened to have a spot on your forehead.
Stranger: I don't know a thing about hacking.
You: okay, tell me how many fingers i am holding up then
Stranger: I don't fucking know..?
You: cool, i believe you now
You: just dont do that again
You: im paranoid
You: started with the drugs
You: they fuck with your mind dude
Stranger: Cool, well. I'm gonna go.
You: i used to be normal but now im afraid of dirt
Stranger: Peace.


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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:59 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: did i make you sad?
You: no
Stranger: why not?
You: well, I don't know you
You: or what you didi
You: *did
Stranger: I did something unforgivable
You: did you kill 6 million jews?
Stranger: Im hitlers great great grand daughter
You: so?
Stranger: so my great great grand dad killed 6 million jews
You: yeah, but you didn't
Stranger: Im related to the killer
You: that doesn't matter, you're existence isn't a sin
You: *your
You: sorry
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: So is your name zach?
You: why would it be zach?
Stranger: because I like that name
You: well it isn't
Stranger: tooo bad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: ahoy there want to come on a voyage with me across the internet seas????
You: sure, let's go to /b/!
Stranger: thy will be alots of treasure to bfound malads
You: sure sure
Stranger: where thou shall be habitated at hy moment??
You: like goatse, right?
You: that sentence made no grammatical sense
Stranger: shut your mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


bad strangers...
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:15 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: R u chennai person?
You: your mother will be dead of heart attack in 60 seconds upon this post
You: 60
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Stranger: wt is this
You: 34
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Stranger: r u mad
You: 28
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Stranger: go pussy
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You: 0
Stranger: hellow
Stranger: have u done ?
You: Is your mother dead right now?
Stranger: no
You: of course you're lying your in the denial stage
You: of death.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:32 pm UTC

eaglef2 wrote:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: did i make you sad?
You: no
Stranger: why not?
You: well, I don't know you
You: or what you didi
You: *did
Stranger: I did something unforgivable
You: did you kill 6 million jews?
Stranger: Im hitlers great great grand daughter
You: so?
Stranger: so my great great grand dad killed 6 million jews
You: yeah, but you didn't
Stranger: Im related to the killer
You: that doesn't matter, you're existence isn't a sin
You: *your
You: sorry
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: So is your name zach?
You: why would it be zach?
Stranger: because I like that name
You: well it isn't
Stranger: tooo bad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Too bad I didn't get her, my name *is* Zach! And she spelled it right...
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:00 pm UTC

This seems to work well, try to get people to a higher level of eloquence.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: why would you need to know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Helo!
Stranger: what do u do 4 a living?
You: what do you mean by "u" and "4"
You: use English please
Stranger: u- you
You: not textspeak
Stranger: 4- for
Stranger: i am sorry that you are to retarded to understand it then :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: agl
You: what?
Stranger: age gender location
You: people don't have gender, they have sex
You: words have gender
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good for them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: f/m?
You: why would you need to know?
Stranger: just asking
You: that isn't a reason why you "need"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hey
You: why would you need to know?
Stranger: basic information
You: ...that's not a reason
You: that's describing what "asl" is
Stranger: i hav to know whether u r of my age
Stranger: or r u a f/m
You: apparently I am since only idiots around my age seem to miss several letters on the keyboard and have such a pitiful intelligence that they don't even recognize how to answer a question properly
You: honestly, do you even know the letters of the alphabet? You only seem to use single letter responses most of the time
You have disconnected.
Never mind, it's impossible.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:43 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: R u chennai person?
You: your mother will be dead of heart attack in 60 seconds upon this post
You: 60
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Stranger: wt is this
You: 34
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Stranger: r u mad
You: 28
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Stranger: go pussy
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You: 0
Stranger: hellow
Stranger: have u done ?
You: Is your mother dead right now?
Stranger: no
You: of course you're lying your in the denial stage
You: of death.
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How fast were those numbers printed? About 1 a second? Or, like, crazy fast?
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Levi » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:20 am UTC

This post brought to you by the World Cup.

Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:34 am UTC

squareroot wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: R u chennai person?
You: your mother will be dead of heart attack in 60 seconds upon this post
You: 60
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Stranger: wt is this
You: 34
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Stranger: r u mad
You: 28
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Stranger: go pussy
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You: 0
Stranger: hellow
Stranger: have u done ?
You: Is your mother dead right now?
Stranger: no
You: of course you're lying your in the denial stage
You: of death.
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1 per second, not uniformly, but for a minute. not that hard, and I'm not that too hardworking to macro it.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Kromix » Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:08 am UTC

one word question reply ;)
and he called me a dumbass...
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: milf?
You: you?
Stranger: no im 26 m
You: no?
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: im 26 m
You: m?
Stranger: yes
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: how?
Stranger: im lookin for milf
You: milf?
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: dumbass
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:47 am UTC

Facebook buys Omegle
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Facebook text edition
Stranger is now logged in to facebook.
Stranger: ok...
You: Like Omegle?
Stranger: yeah
You: Stranger liked omegle
You: status successfully updated
Stranger: fuck you
You: 5842 others like it.
You: confirm "fuck you" as status update?
Stranger: shut the fuck up dip shit
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby BurningLed » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:13 pm UTC

A relationship gone bad.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: You know damn well, you cheater.
You: What the hell? I loved you!
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: dont mess with me
You: You went off with that skank from down the street, don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about,.
Stranger: its not cheater tv program
You: She flips her miniskirt at you once, and you're off like a fucking rabbit.
You: I can't believe I got engaged to you.
Stranger: its not my fault you fat chick
You: Oh thanks, and now you want me to relapse into anorexia? You were a fucking iron-ball load throughout all of my therapy.
Stranger: oke babe,i give up
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:32 pm UTC

I had to quickly leave at one point, then I guess he got bored ad left.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How?
You: How could you do that?
You: It was cruel to me, and everyone who knew about u!
Stranger: how !
You: us8
You: us*
You: Yes, how!
You: It was sickening!
Stranger: IM SO SORRY
Stranger: SRSLY
Stranger: I WAS FORCED
You: ...what?
Stranger: MY CAT FORCED ME TO DO IT D:!
You: By whom?
You: Oh my god! :-0
Stranger: im so sorry :(
You: I thought he approved of our relationship!
You: He even licked my hand...
Stranger: he did :|!
Stranger: but then..
Stranger: its a long story
You: yes?
You: Tell me.
You: I need to know.
Stranger: long story short, he got bitten by your dog
You: But-
Stranger: he's got no tale left ;(
You: I don't have a dog.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: then whos dog was it
You: Idk
You: What did it look like?
Stranger: like..
Stranger: a dog
You: Hmm, I don't know any dogs like that.
You: In any case...
Stranger: neither do i
Stranger: but why did my cat tell it was ur dog
Stranger: =|
Stranger: i cant believe he lied to me
Stranger: after all we three had been thru
You: You didn't mean all those things you scribbled on the Graffitti application on Facebook?
You: Your cat... tricked us?
You: Or maybe...
You: maybe...
You: he was tricked too?
You: There's some evil mastermind that's trying to drive us three apart!?!?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: coud be your DAD D:!
Stranger: well
Stranger: well
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: was he D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ahh, wish I could've carried it on.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:05 am UTC

0.o
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: hey man
Stranger: anal lick fest
You: ah, no
Stranger: yes
You: I'm more into incest dude
Stranger: are you from sweden
You: no
Stranger: norway
Stranger: a lot of kinky dudes there
You: dude, I'm into babes
You: like my sister
Stranger: sweet
You: d cups man
Stranger: im into her too
You: but are you actually *in* her?
Stranger: well not yet
Stranger: but i will be soon
You: man
You: ur in Sweden
You: not here
Stranger: my sisters pretty fine too
You: tch, ur a fag
Stranger: but a moose once bit her
You have disconnected.


Edit in order to not double post:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi asl
You: my name is not "asl"
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm asking asl to u
You: sorry, I don't like text speak
You: please use English instead
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age??
You: h in base 20
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The following troll may be offensive to women, transexuals, Jodie Foster, and the "mathematically slow":
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hey. asl?
You: H in base 20, T, English
Stranger: what?? it mean age, sex. and location
You: oh! sorry, I gave language
You: H in base 20, T, US
You: there, fixed it!
Stranger: whats t?
You: I think you can figure it out
Stranger: transexual?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: &ur 20 years old?
You: no
You: I'm H years old in base 20 numerical system
Stranger: english i can get please
You: what?
You: that grammar doesn't make sense
Stranger: Type in english i can understand. how many normal years old are you?
You: by normal years do you mean Earth years?
Stranger: yea
You: I am H Earth years old in the base 20 numerical system, that's English, and if you understood basic math, you'd know how old I am
Stranger: cmon talk fucking normal!! like im 19 and bysexual but female in the usa. now u say ur age ;like that
You: I'm sorry that girls suck at math ok, I'm 24 Martian years old
You: *14 Martian years
You: sorry, mistype
Stranger: what the fuck? okay fuck you asshole, i dont suck at math i happen to have lied. im 13 and learing at 10th grade level instead of 7th grade thank you very much, but i am female but not bi.
You: so you admit that you're a liar
You: and that you suck at math
Stranger: no but ill admit ur a nasty ass transexual who needs to go suck ur mommas cock bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi stranger, you're :

a) male looking for a chat with a female
b) male looking for a chat with a male
c) female looking for a chat with a male
d) female looking for a chat with a female
e) horny male looking for a chat with a horny female
f) horny male looking for a chat with a horny male
g) horny female looking for a chat with a horny male
h) horny female looking for a chat with a horny female
You: I'm anonymous
You: how about that
You: not horny
You: just anonymous
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The internet apparently can't handle basic anonymity.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Max2009 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:42 am UTC

So, that's a "no"?
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello stranger.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you capable of having original thoughts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I have to wonder about the people who think they are rude and insulting (and even abusive) when they simply come off as complete morons.
All "spelling" and "grammar" is original, I did not touch it.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Stranger.
Stranger: fuk offff
Stranger: !
Stranger: get lost frm here
Stranger: blooooooody stranger
Stranger: u there horny
Stranger: assssss whole
You: You done?
Stranger: no u whore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:18 am UTC

です is "desu," let the trolling begin:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: です
Stranger: hi
Stranger: u all look the same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: です
Stranger: can you give me a wegie
You: いいえ
Stranger: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Roandask » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:43 am UTC

I don't understand you.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello
Stranger: hii
Stranger: how r u ?
You: Sorry, I don't understand english. Please use Chinese.
You: ?
Stranger: As you're speaking in English?
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: 你是男人还是女人?
You: Sorry, I don't speak Chinese. Please use German.
Stranger: sorry....u is a bitch....mother fuck........fuck off
Stranger: _l_
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'll add any funnier ones I run into... This was about the second time I did this.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:05 pm UTC

heh, funny
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Tristancp95 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:46 pm UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl

You: No, yes please, and maybe

You: Wait, did you ask Amputee, Sandwich, Llama?

Stranger: Oh ya

You: Ok, cool, then what I typed before. You?

Stranger: Nope yeah and hell yes

You: Awesome. Wanna play a text based adventure?

Stranger: Suure

You: You wake up in a dark room, what do you do?

Stranger: Look for sum1 to yell ar

Stranger: ***at

You: There is no one in the room, as far as you can tell. What do you do?

Stranger: Find a knife

You: Out of no where, you magically find a knife, still dirty from where you were hiding it. Just in time, because you start hearing growling in the corner.

Stranger: Stab the corner with my eyes closed repeatedly

You: Deciding that it would be better to commit suicide rather than face the monster in the corner, you rapidly stab your knife in your eye. Each time you pull out the dagger, new chunks of brain and spurts of blood spurt from your socket. You manage only 2 stabs, before you pass out and go into shock from the brain injuries. As your mind drifts away, your last memories are of the monster coming up and feasting on your still warm body.

You: Game over, do you wish to try again?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one uses almost entirely Matrix quotes

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: mao hey
Stranger: m20
You: I know why you're here, Stranger. I know what you've been doing … why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Stranger. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give me it the answer
You: You must follow the white rabbit
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give it the white rabbit
You: No, follow it. At the end of its tunnel, there will be two pills
You: You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Stranger: give me all, i donot have them
You: I'm trying to free your mind, Stranger. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
Stranger: show me the door. now
You: I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
Stranger: no im the one ,magical white rabbit for you
Stranger: come here!
You: Stranger, sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
Stranger: come japan, in tokyo- akihabara, you can see it all. what you just sayed , now
You: I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Stranger: yes all in japan, thats all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Levi » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:21 am UTC

Anyone else run across this bot?

Spoiler:
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: you again
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
You: You're a bot!
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # :)


It sends each message a few seconds apart. I've run into it three times now.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby existentialpanda » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:49 am UTC

Spoiler:
Stranger: Ola
You: O hai.
Stranger: from?
You: I'm in ur interwebz, trolling ur omeglez.
You: Mwa ha ha - TROLL'D!
You have disconnected

Spoiler:
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, I'm a zombie.
You: I'm going to crawl through the internet and eat your brains.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: REALLY!
You: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Stranger: Oh me yarm
You: All your brain are belong to me.
Stranger: =[
You: *nom*
You have disconnected

Spoiler:
You: WE ARE THE VIKINGS
WE COME FROM NORWAY
KNOCK DOWN THE WALL
FORGET ABOUT THE DOORWAY
Stranger: lol
You: *BOOM*
You: *CRASH*
You: Your room is now full of invisible Vikings.
You: They're about to Norse-smash you.
Stranger: BEAST MODE... ACTIVATE!
Stranger: *facepalm*
You: THOR SMASH!
Stranger: Oh me yarm you bastard
Stranger: you killed kenny
You: Never felt better.
Stranger: felt better i never have
Stranger: yoda my name is
You: Rearrangest thou thine sentence?
You: Do this I can also.
Stranger: c'est pas ton sentence
Stranger: je parle en fracais
You: Since "thou" has been used in this conversation,
Stranger: toi aussi?
You: your computer in now infected by the Amish virus.
You: Since they don't have computers, you are on the honor system.
Stranger: THOU SHALT NOT PASS
Stranger: i stopped it
You: Please delete all your files.
You: Have a nice day!
You have disconnected.

Spoiler:
You: WE ARE THE VIKINGS
WE COME FROM NORWAY
KNOCK DOWN THE WALL
FORGET ABOUT THE DOORWAY
Stranger: no
You: *BOOM*
Stranger: no
You: *CRASH*
Stranger: no
You: Your room is now filled with invisible Vikings.
Stranger: no
You: THOR SMASH!
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: YES!
You have disconnected.

Spoiler:
Stranger: ohey.
You: O hai.
Stranger: asl? (:
You: Hmmm....eleventy-one, hermaphrodite, standing behind you with a club.
Stranger: oooh. interesting.
You: I'm invisible, by the way.
You: If you turned around and didn't see me.
Stranger: jealousy.
You: I'm still there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
Stranger: moi
You: et voila! TROLL'D!
You have disconnected
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:05 pm UTC

panda.. I think the second and third guy were the same person...

They both say and capitalize "Gee WIllikers" the same way.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:31 am UTC

Phrozt wrote:panda.. I think the second and third guy were the same person...

They both say and capitalize "Gee WIllikers" the same way.

That's the word filter.

o m g -> Oh me yarm Oh me yarm Oh me yarm

Here's another one
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: my dad is ded
You: Hello?
You: I planted the C4
You: You ready?
Stranger: oshit
Stranger: fuck no dude, i gotta pack up the comms gear
You: Oh
Stranger: kk ready
You: So abort the mission
You: Oh okay!
You: All devices ready to explode
Connection asploded.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am Michael Bay!
You: I like explosions!
You: KABOOOOM!
Connection asploded.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:44 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
Phrozt wrote:panda.. I think the second and third guy were the same person...

They both say and capitalize "Gee WIllikers" the same way.

That's the word filter.

o m g -> Gee Willikers Gee Willikers Gee Willikers

What's the word filter? What does it do?
You are hereby warned that I occasionally make liberal use of the edit button in the few minutes immediately following the submission of my posts.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:59 pm UTC

LucasBrown wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
Phrozt wrote:panda.. I think the second and third guy were the same person...

They both say and capitalize "Gee WIllikers" the same way.

That's the word filter.

o m g -> Gee Willikers Gee Willikers Gee Willikers

What's the word filter? What does it do?

Try this: type omg. Just those three letters.

I mean, type it in post here on forums.xkcd.com.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby _infina_ » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:38 am UTC

Using iGod for responses
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: yo u a girl?
You: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heii
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 5/Robot/California.
Stranger: awesum
Stranger: XD
Stranger: hws that working out 4 u?
You: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Stranger: butler robot
You:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Stranger: no. its devo
You: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". hws that working out 4 u is devo? it is?
Stranger: it's then -_-
You: Who says? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Stranger: wats AIML
Stranger: but ur gd at pretending ur a robot tsk tsk
You: Can you tell me any gossip?
Stranger: no. that wud be mean
Stranger: can u?
You: I will tell my botmaster you said I am gd at pretending my a robot tsk tsk.
Stranger: XD
You: Are you serious? " Are you serious?" wud be mean ? Does that make sense?
Stranger: wat is ur name robot?
Stranger: totally :/
You: My name is God.
Stranger: fair enuf. haha
Stranger: ill be jesus
You:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
You: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Stranger: ikr. were just too cool
Stranger: wat plan? XD
You:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Stranger: right right. soo i shall test ur robot skillz den...
Stranger: im tryin to thinkof something u cant get of google
You: Understood. I am glad we agree. Oh, you are a poet.
Stranger: yes. yes i am :)
Stranger: tell me about poetry robot
You:
It's good to meet someone who is tryin to thinkof something me can not get of google
Stranger: u spelt off wrong
Stranger: XD
You: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is poetry robot
Stranger: haha
You: How do you spell it?
Stranger: off
You: Does "it" still refer to tell you about poetry robot?
Stranger: XDD Oh me yarm ur srsly gd at diss
Stranger: but... u make simple mistakes still
You: That input matched my default category.
You: But what? Yup.
Stranger: robots dont know how to continue talking about the same subject....
Stranger: and like...
Stranger: u keep jumping back to wat i said before
You: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Stranger: XD
You: iGod
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby pheonixduprese » Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:31 am UTC

This first one was actually pretty good.
Spoiler:
Stranger: horny 16 year old male here
You: Horny 16 year old male here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Then I got some lilly looking for a nick... sadly i got too button happy and clicked too many times.

This guy was stupid enough to beleive me until like the end. Read!
Spoiler:
Stranger: heey
You: Hey.
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: pretty good.
You: you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: been out fishin =]
You: ah, for what? anything specific?
Stranger: pinks
Stranger: humpies
Stranger: whatever you perfer =p
Stranger: snagging them off the shore
You: ok. hehe, i got a pretty good fishin story if u wanna hear.
Stranger: yeah, shoot
You: well first i gotta ask if ur a good christian boy (or girl)
Stranger: im not christian?
You: ok. So I was going to this city, ok? It was a pretty bad city, so I was a... little scared, to say the least. Anyway, I decided to go fishin before going.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: like polution wise?
You: Like, crime wise.
Stranger: oohkay
You: Anyway, i took a boat out on the sea, just for some numbin fishin. And suddenly my pole got this reaaaallllly big tug on er. So I started reelin, but it jerked me pretty hard.
Stranger: oh wow
You: And I didn't wanna let go of this pole, cuz this was a real good pole.
Stranger: and
Stranger: lol
You: So I was stupid, and I held onto the pole.
Stranger: hows that stupid
You: Cuz i was in the middle of nowere.
You: On the ocean. So i got pulled out onto the ocean, but this fish started divin. And I finaly decided to let go, but I was pretty far away from my boat.
You: And so I just swam and swam towards where i thot the boat was, and so I eventually found it. But for the craziest reason, it wouldn't start.
Stranger: ooh, you didnt say you fell in
Stranger: wow
Stranger: shitty
You: So I was stuck out there for like what seems like three days, and I finally drifted to shore. Luckily i brought plenty of food. And then I went to this city but i was still scared, and i got mugged.
You: So that's my story.
Stranger: this sounds too bizzarre..
You: It doesn't sound very beleivable, but it sure did happen.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was goin for a jonah thing, but it didn't really catch... anyway...
More to come, perhaps. These wer pretty spur of the moment.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby existentialpanda » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:53 am UTC

Spoiler:
Stranger: You smoke?
You: Only when I set my head on fire.
You: I don't do that much anymore though.
Stranger: Lolz cool
Stranger: I do that alot =/
You: Do you really?
Stranger: Yeah..
Stranger: GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?
You: Why, may I ask?
Stranger: Cause it feels fucking great
Stranger: I like the feeling of my skin burning
You: Felt bloody awful the time I tried it.
You: Maybe I did it wrong.
Stranger: Ahh probably
Stranger: There's an art to it, man.
You: Do you use gasoline or propane?
Stranger: Neither
You: Then what do you use?
Stranger: Straight napalm.
You: Nice. I'd try that, except it's kind of illegal where I live....although head-burning isn't. Weird.
Stranger: o.o That's really weird.
Stranger: In my town, they could care less.
Stranger: They let cows roam the city and they let the emo children out during the say.
You: Nothing wrong with emo kids....they don't hurt anybody.
You: Except themselves.
Stranger: BAZINGAA!
Stranger: I see what you did there.
You: Oddly enough, so do I.
Stranger: I commend you on your joke.
Stranger: Alas, I must be on my way.
You: Why thank you good sir.
Stranger: I bid you adieu, my good man.
You: Toodle pip.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby KontourIV » Sat Aug 28, 2010 7:13 pm UTC

This was one of my first attempts at trolling. I'm not too good at it.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: the internet
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: indeed
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: If I tell you something will happen
You: something bad
Stranger: why?
You: Bob
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Elvish Pillager » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:29 am UTC

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Stranger: hey
You: grr
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I'm trying to get one I get the "grr" in before they can say anything

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(Context: The last stranger I had talked to had said "I'm 21m" - I said "You're 21 meters?", and they said yes.)

You: grr
Stranger: 20 male - "17cm"
You: the last guy was 21 meters
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Gypped » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:45 am UTC

I decided to perform a "Create your own adventure" on the fly with a person on Omegle. I ended up having a lot of fun, and surprisingly he/she stayed for longer than I could afford. The story ended up being pretty lengthy, and for someone who has never roleplayed before (me) I think it turned out decently. Though because I was pressed for time, I had to find a way to wrap it up quickly so it turned into a lame anticlimax.

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Stranger: Hello, I am a human puppet. What would you like me to do?
You: I would like you to participate in an adventure of my choosing
You: Well, of your choice as well. Your conscious efforts dictate what will happen.
You: Let us begin.
You: You are alone in a forest midday next to a still lake. You can hear the birds chirping in the trees around you. What do you do?
Stranger: Clap, loudly!
You: You clap your hands. You're just so excited to be outside in the sun and with nature. Nothing could ever be better than this! The clapping echos across the lake and bounces back the thick forest on the other side. Small bugs start to buzz around you as you work up a sweat just being so jubiliant. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, I was trying to scare the birds away so I could feel alone while I'm skinny dipping!
You: Your ruckus has clearly silenced the birds in the trees. All you can hear is the small gnats buzzing around you. It's a perfect day for skinny dipping! You carefully remove all of your clothes and pile them next to the base of a large oak tree. Completely naked, you start to wade into the cool lake waters. What do you do?
Stranger: Dive right in, of course! skinny dipping is more fun with company, but if i'm doing it alone it might as well be invigorating!
You: You rush out into the depths of the lakes unabated by anything so simple as fear. (There's nothing dangerous in this lake, is there?) The cool waters caress your bare skin and you feel so relaxed skinny dipping all alone. A slight breeze starts up as you swim further from the shore, and the lake is no longer placid. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, I've had my fun.. time to head back, I guess!
You: You turn back to the shore, completely satisfied of swimming for now. You are shocked to find that your clothes aren't where you left them. You stay slightly submerged in the water, hiding your nakedness. What do you do?
Stranger: I call out 'is someone there?'
You: You call out, "Is someone there?" To the shoreline, but the only response in a faint echo of your own voice. If something's out there, it doesn't feel like talking to you. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, if no one's around there's no harm in getting out. It's a nice day, anyway. Where was I staying, again?
You: You continue to tread water in the lake. No point in spoiling a perfectly good swim with something as minor as some lost clothes! You try to remember how you got here and where's you're staying, but you're hit with a sharp pain in your skull. You can barely keep afloat with all the pain. Maybe you shouldn't think about that. While you closed your eyes, you swear you heard rustling on the shoreline. What do you do?
Stranger: I get out of the water and head for where i heard the rustling, trying to find a stick or a rock or anything to use a weapon on my way.
You: You turn to the shoreline and start to swim back. (Was that bush always there next to that tree? I don't remember it being there.) You slowly get out of the water, approaching the tree and the bush cautiously. What do you do?
Stranger: i try to find a stick to push the branches of the bush back with
You: You carefully avoid getting near the bush and pick up one of the many twigs upon the ground. You notice that there aren't any footprints on the sandy lakeshore from where you got in. You find it peculiar for but a moment, and proceed to prod the bush and look into its dark depths. You don't see anything from this distance. What do you do?
Stranger: i move closer, trying to see if there's anything hiding in the bush
You: Eyes peeled upon the bush, you slowly edge closer, stick in hand. The dark depths of the bush almost seem menacing to you as you creep up to it. You are now close enough to touch the bush with your hand if you wished, but still you see nothing. What do you do?
Stranger: remembering my observation of the beach, i quickly scan the rest of the area around the lake for footprints. something strange is going on here.
You: The memory of the missing footprints invades your mind and distracts you from the bush next to you. It can wait; I've got another investigation to do. You scan the edge of the lake, looking for any footprints that you might have made. Unfortunately, the lake is too large to see with enough detail whether or not there are footprints on the far shore. As you turn your back to the bush, you hear it rustle. Your heart skips a beat. What do you do?
Stranger: I stab my hands straight into the bush, trying to grab whatever is in it
You: You quickly turn back to the bush in a wild frenzy. Scare me, will you? You note that the bush seems closer than it was when you last looked at it. You drop the stick you had in your hands and use your hands to violently stab at the bush, trying to grab whatever might be inside. The thick brush scrapes against your flesh and many small cuts form on your arms. You don't feel anything but a bush and pain. What do you do?
Stranger: i scream in frustration at the bush, stomping off into the forest in whichever direction i feel the nearest dwelling might be in
You: You wail in frustration and pain at the bush and quickly retract your hands. You've had just about enough of that pesky piece of fauna. Anger seething in your veins, you stomp off in a random direction into the forest. You can't seem to remember anything about how you got here or where you are. As you fully turn your back to the bush, you hear it rustle again. What do you do?
Stranger: Screw it, i'm leaving! i take off at a quick pace.
You: You don't care about that bush anymore. Completely naked, you take off into the forest in a quick jog. As you do you, you notice the rustling of the bush never seems to get further away. You try to press the noise out of your mind, but it's always there, tormenting you. What do you do?
Stranger: I climb the tallest nearby tree!
You: Slightly winded, you search for the thickest nearby oak tree to climb. It's hard to tell how tall it is with such a thick canopy. The rustling of the bush behind you continues as you begin your ascent up the tree. You pause briefly on the first major branch and look down. The bush seems to be attached vertically to the trunk of the tree. What do you do?
Stranger: I keep climbing higher
You: Ignoring the strange bush, you turn upwards and continue climbing. You snap many trigs and small branches as you continue to climb through the thick overgrown tree. You constantly hear the bush rustling below you. You reach the top of the canopy and take a look around you. For as far as you can see, there is nothing but trees, except for the placid lake. What do you do?
Stranger: I look back down toward the bush
You: You duck back down into the shade of the canopy and your eyes slowly adjust to the shadow. The bush is only a few branches below you, completely still. What do you do?
Stranger: I break off the biggest nearby branch that I can, and hurl it with all my strength into the bush
You: You've had enough of this strange vegetative stalker. You use all your might and leverage to break off a large branch from the oak tree you are currently residing in, and hurl it down at the bush. The impact is immense and noisy as a sort of shriek eminates from the bush. Its thick brush is torn by the might of the oaken branch as it tumbles to the ground. A strange purple goo oozes out from the twigs you have broken in the bush. What do you do?
Stranger: I stare down at the bush, wild-eyed. Waiting, no, daring for it to move.
You: You stay perfectly still in your perch, looking down at the bush that appears to be bleeding purple. You're so high in the tree that it's hard to make out any details of the bush that's on the ground. Several moments pass, and you see no movement. What do you do?
Stranger: I climb back to the top of the tree to carefully survey the landscape once again, trying to find any gap in the trees
You: You turn back upwards and climb back to the canopy, breaking the skyline of trees. You carefully survey the land around you, looking for any landmarks of note. You are surprised when a great wind picks up and rushes across the forest, nearly toppling you. The lake seems to be whipped up into a frenzy of waves and vorticies. What do you do?
Stranger: I head back toward the lake if i see no other landmarks, assuming it must be the key to unlocking this secret.
You: Seeing nothing of note but the furious lake, you duck back down into the canopy and proceed to climb down the tree. You see your clothes at the base of the tree, slightly stained with purple. What do you do?
Stranger: I guess I'll put them back on and head toward the lake.
You: You make one last check around the base of the tree, and don't see the bush. You see a trail of cast-aside green leaves and twigs all covered in the same purple, but it ends abruptly on the other side of the oak's trunk. Shrugging it off, you put your clothes back on. The spots stained with purple feel strange against your skin, but not in a bad way. You turn towards the direction of the lake and begin walking at a brisk pace. What do you do?
Stranger: Head toward the lake in no particular hurry, observing patiently
You: You continue to head towards the lake, but at a more relaxed pace. (Surely the tempest will wait for me, won't it?) You note that the purple stains on your clothes seem to be spreading as the time passes. The purple spots feel cool against your skin. As you near the lake, the wind gradually picks up in fervor. You are standing at the shoreline, wind blustering past your face. You can hear nothing but the wind in your ears. What do you do?
Stranger: I'm in no rush, I keep watching, trying to unravel the secrets of this place.
You: You stand patiently at the lakeside, trying to deduce a pattern in the chaotic turnings of the lake. The vorticies continue to form and decay randomly in its waters. Your clothes are now completely purple, and your body underneath them feels completely relaxed. The purple appears to be creeping up your arm past your shirt. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, If I can't see a pattern I might as well just dive right in. I jump into the lake as near to a vortex as i can and swim toward the center
You: Ignoring the purpling of your skin, you dive right into the lake completely clothed. When the purple touches the lake a great hissing steam forms. It's hard to hear against the rushing wind, but you think you hear screams of agony all around your person. You slowly make your way to a vortex against the rough crashing waves. What do you do?
Stranger: I try to see if there's anything in the vortex, and if i see nothing.. i swim right in
You: The steam eminating from your clothes has abated, and the purple is gone from your skin. With your vision cleared, you swim to the edge of a swirling vortex and look down to its center. It doesn't seem like a happy place to be, but it's not altogether threatening. Seeing nothing but the water itself spinning rapidly, you break the edge of the vortex and are sucked in by its pull. You are violently turning and thrashing against the water, trying to keep under control as you're getting sucked to the center. (Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.) You are nearing the center of the vortex now and the pull of the water seems even greater. At your feet, the water is icy cold, numbing your senses. You take a deep breath as you're pulled under the surface. Your whole body becomes numb from the extreme cold and just as you feel your last ounce of breath escape you there's a flash before your eyes. You no longer feel the weight of the water crushing your person and you can breathe. What do you do?
Stranger: breathe in deeply and open my eyes to look around
You: You breathe deeply and loudly, filling your lungs with much-needed oxygen. The lightness in your head quickly disappears and you open your eyes to look around. You're reclined next to an oak tree fully clothed and looking at a torrential lake. The strong wind fills your ears with howls. What do you do?
Stranger: I stay still for a moment, trying to remember how I got here, vaguely watching the lake.
You: You stay still in your reclined position. Your breathing has slowed to its normal pace. You find it odd that your clothes and hair are completely dry. You try to remember what happened in the depths of the lake below the vortex, but your mind is hazy. All you can remember is that your clothes somehow felt as if they were shifting around you. That the water itself wasn't the only thing moving them. What do you do?
Stranger: I walk around the edge of the water, keeping my eyes open for anything strange
You: You continue to fix your gaze upon the lake, walking around its perimeter. The water continues to toss and turn - the various vorticies still coming and going by random. You look back at the path you've walked and notice that your footprints in the sand have disappeared after only a few steps. You just realize that your clothes are once again purple and the purple is creeping up your arm again. What do you do?
Stranger: I wade slowly into the lake, trying to keep my legs firmly planted in the ground, submerging myself up to my neck
You: You slowly wade into the lake and do your best to keep your feet planted in the soft muddy lakebed. It's difficult with the wind and waves crashing against you, but you manage it. As soon as the purple on you and your clothes touches the lake's water, a great sizzling steam starts up. The cries of agony are around you again, but you still walk deeper into the lake until you are as deep as you can go without resorting to swimming. What do you do?
Stranger: I just stay here, waiting for all the purple to boil off my clothes and skin
You: You brave your might against the crashing waves and wait out in the lake, submerged up to your neck. The billowing steam eminating from your body slowly dies out and you can see clearly again. You look down at your submerged form and notice that all of the purple is gone. What do you do?
Stranger: I walk slowly back out of the lake, checking to see if my clothes stay wet
You: You turn back to the shore of the lake and see a ring of bushes completely surrounding the lake. Their dark presence leaves no gaps to escape into the forest. You slowly and cautiously make your way out of the lake, but stay a good distance away from any of the bushes. Your body is soaking wet, including your clothes. What do you do?
Stranger: I cup my hands and dip them into the lake, splashing water onto the nearest bush
You: You are sparked with a brilliant idea. Surely a muse must have blessed me this fine day! You cup some water in your hands and splash it upon the nearest bush. Cracking and shrieking can be heard as the water seems to burn the bush. The leaves and twig seem to melt away into formless nothing. You see something in the bush - is that a bra? What do you do?
Stranger: I keep splashing more water on it, trying to get rid of the bush entirely
You: You continue to splash water upon the bush, melting away all of its features. When you are finished eradicating it, you see a complete set of women's clothes on the ground. They are wet from the water. What do you do?
Stranger: I pull them away from where they are, dipping them in the lake and then wringing them out over the next bush
You: You pick up the women's clothes and dunk them in the lake to fully soak them. You proceed to wring out the excess water from the clothes while holding them over one of the dark bushes. Once again the bush starts to sizzle and burn from being touched by water. You think you see a sock in the bush. What do you do?
Stranger: I continue, once again trying to get rid of the bush entirely, and proceed until i've got a collection of clothes
You: You continue to put water on the bushes until they are melted away. You stop after you have a collection of seven complete outfits on the ground - four for men and three for women. What do you do?
Stranger: I find the most durable looking, largest piece of clothing i can and try to wrap it around the next bush
You: You take the pair of pants designed for a rotund gentleman and drape them over the next bush. The bush below crackles and spits until the pants are dry - its height has been slightly reduced. What do you do?
Stranger: I try to drag it towards the lake
You: Holding onto the pants, you drag the bush towards the lake. It appears the bush has no roots at all, and is easily moved. You hurl the pants and bush into the lake only to hear more burning and crackling above the windy lake. When the sizzling has stopped, you see a pair of women's clothes and some rotund men's pants floating in the water. You hear some rustling behind you. What do you do?
Stranger: spin around quickly
You: You spin around quickly only to see more bushes. (But there were just stacks of clothes here on the ground?) You're a little bit stunned. What do you do?
Stranger: This is clearly hopeless. I start digging out a trench from the lake towards the line of bushes
You: At a loss for ideas, you start digging a trench in the sand from the lake towards the bushes. The trench is a couple feet long and you continue to dig. As you turn back to gaze upon your progress, you are at a loss for words. The shoreline looks at if you had never dug at all. Thoughts of your footprints disappearing creep back into your mind. What do you do?
Stranger: Gah. I should've known.
Stranger: I go back to swim in the lake again, heading again for a vortex, wondering if the results will be different this time
You: Your clothes, dry by now, could surely use some water on them. You notice the pair of women's clothes and rotund men's pants still floating in the lake. You swim back into the lake again, battling against the waves. You swim down into the icy depths of a vortex and are once again assaulted by a flash of light. You wake up from your daze against the trunk of an oak tree. Your clothes are dry, but not purple. The ring of bushes still prevents your access to the forest. What do you do?
Stranger: I'm at a total loss, I just go mad and start pouring water on as many of the bushes as i can, damaging them but not destroying them
You: You're so hopefully confused. What kind of forest and lake is this? You go to the waters of the lake thinking you'll splash all the bushes, but you notice the complete women's clothes and rotund men's pants still floating in the frenzied waters. What do you do?
Stranger: I have a thought, and start dragging more and more bushes into the water
Stranger: When I've got a nice collection of clothes floating, i push them all into a vortex, and try to avoid being dragged in myself
You: You start picking up and hurling the bushes into the lake with wild abandon, cackling wildly as you see them burn and bluster in the waters. A large floatilla of clothes forms in the water and you proceed to push them into one of the many vorticies. When all the clothes get sucked underwater a large rumbling occurs and the land and lake appear to shake. A sort of gargling can be heard against the harsh wind as the vortex ceases to exist. You wait for the clothes to resurface, but they don't. What do you do?
Stranger: Hmm.. I grab another bush and hurl it into another vortex, trying to make them all dissipate
You: You swim back to the shore and grab a bush. You hold it over your head, careful not to get it wet, as you swim out into the lake towards one of the vortices that's still left. You toss the bush into the vortex to see it melt into clothes before sinking below the surface. The lake and land appear to slightly vibrate and the vortex shrinks in size. What do you do?
Stranger: I keep getting more bushes, throwing them into whichever vortexes remain until they're all gone
You: You gather all of the bushes from the lakeside and proceed to toss them into all the vorticies you can find. You run out of bushes, but there's still one final vortex left in the lake. The wind has died down to barely a bluster and the waters are not as tumultuous. What do you do?
Stranger: Time to test the waters again, I suppose. I swim out into the last vortex.
You: Third time's the charm, right? You swim out into the lake towards the last vortex and get caught in its spiral. The icy feeling enters your lower limbs as you're sucked deeper into the water. You can feel your clothes actually getting forcibly pulled faster than you are. You take a deep breath just before you're pulled under. Your body is completely numb by the cold, you're out of breath, and a great flash of light comes before your eyes. You're reclined against an oak tree at the lakeshore. There is no ring of bushes around the lake, but there is still a single vortex left in the water. What do you do?
Stranger: Well, there's only one thing left to try, I suppose.. I remove my clothes and throw them into the vortex
You: You take off all of your clothes but keep them in hand as you swim out into the lake. On the edge of the vortex, you toss your clothes into its swirling depths. A violence like you've never seen erupts as the clothes are pulled under. Heavy throbbing vibrations are eminating from the center of the vortex The water at the center turns a deep purple and as the purple spreads the vortex does not stop. It gets stronger as you see its boarder of pull grow larger. You frantically swim away from the growing suction, barely out-pacing it. The purple continues to spread and the vortex continues to grow ever more massive. You are out of the lake now, but even the shore itself is being pulled into the out-of-control whirlpool. You keep running away, only looking forward as much as you need to as you dart between the trees. Trees start to get uprooted and torn asunder as the all-consuming cyclone grows ever more. The sky itself is being dyed a midnight purple as the violent twister seems to be warping all of this existance. You briefly turn to look where you're going and you see there's a figure ahead of you. What do you do?
Stranger: What's the figure doing?
You: You gaze upon the figure ahead of you, briefly forgetting the hell erupting behind you. It's a tall, broad-shouldered, finely clothed man. His stern gaze is focused into your eyes. You can almost feel youself shrinking under this man's powerful glare. He opens his frowning mouth to ask in a voice so angry you did not know it was possible, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" What do you do?
Stranger: I keep running past him, trying to remain out of his reach as i flee the vortex
You: (To hell with you, old man! I'm outta here!) You quickly brush past him and continue to run away from the eminent doom encroaching upon this world. "SO BE IT!" thunders the man as he raises his hands to the sky. A white bubbly foam eminates from his hands and into the space above him. It is quickly picked up by the torrential winds and flows into the center of the vortex. A great burst of light erupts as the vortex and foam meet and mix into a new entity. A shockwave of immense power follows shortly after that takes you off your feet. The world appears to be folding into itself, but behind the man you somehow feel safe. What do you do?
Stranger: I head back to the man and apologize for whatever wrong I have done, explaining that I was simply confused..
You: You try to frantically explain yourself to the man as you watch the carnage of land, water, and air unfolds before your eyes. "No matter. It was as you should have done." Slowly the circling mass calms down. "It is finished." The man slowly walks forward into the epicenter of destruction and bends over. He yells back across the formless expanse, "Thanks, I was meaning to do my laundry!" You are at a loss for words, except for curses. "ALL THAT FOR FUCKING LAUNDRY? YOU SON OF A BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU!" You charge up to the man, fury in your eyes, blood boiling with complete and absolute rage. He stops you in your tracks by some force unseen. "It had to be done." A white flash comes before your eyes as you feel your body twisting and contorting. When your sight clears, you're sitting in front of your computer. The same place you've always been. (Man, I've really got to stop drinking Four Loko and going on Internet binges.) A strange desire to do your laundry overcomes you. (Have I just been incepted?) [Sorry, but I've really got to get going. It has been great fun, and I thank you for participating.]
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby cjdrum » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:49 am UTC

I know the Rick roll is childish and immature, but... this was just great.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: any horny girls with pics there??
You: You are now chatting with a random stranger.
Stranger: oh ya
You: You know something?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: wat?
You: I feel we've known each other for so long
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: me too
You: Your hearts been aching, but
You: Youre too shy to say it
Stranger: oh yeaa
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: hmm
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling :)
Stranger: hmm yea
You: Got to make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: kk
You: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
You: Wait.
Stranger: blah blah blah
You: lol
You have disconnected.


And this was... Wow.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Grr
Stranger: hi, u have some good pickup lines for omegle?
Stranger: gre, faktisk
You: How about "Grr"?
Stranger: yeah, ok
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


More "Grr" fun:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Grr
Stranger: Rawr
You: Grrrrr
Stranger: Rawwwwrrr
You: ... Grr?
Stranger: This is going no where.
You: Raaawwr!
Stranger: Now that's more like it ;D
You: Grr.
Stranger: Bye.]:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby kim88 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:47 am UTC

Phrozt wrote:Why do people keep thinking rickrolls are funny?


don't know, from my point of view it is rather stupid
don't understand what is ... going on with them
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:33 am UTC

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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:41 pm UTC

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Re: Omegle doom

Postby thorgold » Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:36 am UTC

Most epic exchange EVER. Starts with a fly in a bowl of soup... and ends with Count Rugen strapping a cat into a torture machine:
http://logs.omegle.com/96e84 (Too long to spoiler without wall'o'text)

And a disturbing question gets a disturbing answer:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Lets say you two are both dudes. If both of you could jerk each other off, without any emotional attachment or getting caught, would you?
You: ...
You: No.
Stranger: uhhhhh...
You: Why. Why would you even think of this question?
Stranger: is this a...personal issue or something..
You: The fact that you thought of this question testifies that you, yourself, have THOUGHT of it.
You: That's a sick mind you got there, bud.
Stranger: wanna jerk off now.
You: o_o
You have disconnected.


And my brain needs bleaching. Now.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Talk about the last porn you've seen.
You: :|
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: ?
Stranger: haha
You: Awkward, but... disturbingly applicable.
Stranger: yeah I know lmao
You: I won't tell anyone about this if you don't.
Stranger: Probably when I walked into my cousins room hahah
Stranger: I won't either
You: O_O
You: Oh god.
Stranger: Yeah tell me about it
Stranger: baaaad -_-
You: I'm... I'm gonna go wash my brain now.


A dude and I get the same idea, and points are awarded.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Introduce yourselves and then describe the underwear your wearing
Stranger: I am Kevin,
Stranger: I am not wearing underwear
You: My underwear consists of a multi-layer organic DAMIT
You: You beat me to the "I'm wearing skin"
Stranger: LOL
You: But my way was better >:(
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yeah it was
Stranger: i give you points
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:24 am UTC

Here's a long string of conversations that arose from me asking "Best pony?" in spy mode. Note that I happened to get the same person in two different conversations. I point them out if you want to read just those two.

Spoiler:
Best pony?

Stranger 1: The dead one.

Stranger 1: Which will be all of them by the time I'm through.

Stranger 2: I don't even know how to answer

Stranger 1: Answer with your fists.

Stranger 2: Haha, I don't know any ponies

Stranger 1: You don't need to, child.

Stranger 1: Keep your mind pure and untainted.

Stranger 1: We will need you after the revolution.

Stranger 2: Not really a child but alright :P

Stranger 1: DO NOT DOUBT THE WORDS OF YOUR ELDERS, LITTLE ONE

Stranger 2: I'm 6'2

Stranger 1: >implying that's tall

Stranger 2: GOML son, GOML

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 1: VIDYA GAMES

Stranger 1: AND PICCOLO DICK

Stranger 2: rainbow dash

Stranger 1: inb4 rainbowdash

Stranger 1: Fuck.

Stranger 1: Time to commit sudoku

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 2: No pony

Stranger 2: because Im not a 12 year old girl

Stranger 2: I have social skills

Stranger 2: and I enjoy women

Stranger 2: Faggot

Stranger 1: Rainbow jizz or twilight puke or whatever they're called

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 1: Jizzle

Stranger 2: i don't care about that show

Stranger 1: me neither

Stranger 2: so lets ignore the question

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 2: hows it going?

Stranger 1: hello

Stranger 1: quite well

Stranger 2: gonna watch the mizzou game at 8

Stranger 1: nice nice

Stranger 1: too bad its 8:43

Stranger 1: You are quite late

Stranger 2: 7:39

Stranger 1: Ahh

Stranger 1: You are in the mideast

Stranger 2: where do you live to have a time zone that is an hour and 4 minutes different?

Stranger 2: midwest

Stranger 1: East > west

Stranger 2: Central time

Stranger 1: Hey dude

Stranger 2: but I live in the midwest

Stranger 1: Steve jobs says its 8:44

Stranger 1: I have a mac

Stranger 1: therefore I am correct

Stranger 2: lol, I do too

Stranger 1: Oh shit

Stranger 1: Steve jobs is a lying bitch

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 1: RAINBOW DASH

Stranger 1: obviously

Stranger 2: fuck this shit

Stranger 1: :P

Stranger 2: i'm a furry

Stranger 2: fuck your shit

Stranger 1: fine, then fuck it

Stranger 1: i dont care, im not a pony

Stranger 2: NO

Stranger 2: NOT IN THAT WAY

Stranger 1: suuuuure

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Here is the first one with that person.
Best pony?

Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger 2: Rapidash.

Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT

Stranger 1: OBVIOUSLY A DOWN RIGHT SHITTY ONE

Stranger 2: u mad?

Stranger 1: IT IS CONFIRMED THAT LYRA IS THE BEST FUCKING PONY

Stranger 2: u mad?

Stranger 1: SO HOW ABOUT YOU GO SHOVE THAT QUESTION DOWN YOUR FUCKING AUTISTIC ASSCHEEKS

Stranger 2: u mad?

Stranger 1: YOU POMPOUS-ASS SWEATY LOINED APE

Stranger 2: u mad?

Stranger 1: AND STRANGER

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 2: rainbow dash

Stranger 1: charile

Stranger 2: charlie was a unicorn not a pony

Stranger 1: wanna have cyber sex

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: hell why not

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: *insert penis here*

Stranger 2: inserted penis there

Stranger 1: lmao

Stranger 1: this is weird lets start over

Stranger 2: ok fine

Stranger 1: *insert 44. magnum here*

Stranger 1: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 2: AJ!

Stranger 1: Rainbow Dash I think

Stranger 2: lol she's nice too

Stranger 1: Aj is ok

Stranger 2: they all are :P

Stranger 1: They all do rock :D

Stranger 1: exceppt trixie

Stranger 2: lol i liked trixie

Stranger 1: I hated her lol

Stranger 2: she was just doing her job. she puts on a show. they took it too seriously >_>

Stranger 1: nuh uh

Stranger 1: she was a meanie

Stranger 2: it's an act? i dunno, unless she comes back i've got nothing :P

Stranger 1: She was just annoying

Stranger 1: And her act apparently sucks compared to twilight sparkle

Stranger 2: they're supposed to play along with it. its like the globetrotters if they were kinda jerks

Stranger 1: nope.jpg

Stranger 2: fine fine :3

Stranger 1: DJ Pon-3 is cool

Stranger 2: yeah lol

Stranger 2: but one of my favorites is berry punch

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: nice talking to ya :D

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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And here is the second.
Best pony?

Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger 2: rainbow dash

Stranger 1: I THINK I ALREADY FUCKING ANSWERED THIS

Stranger 1: YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PARROT.

Stranger 1: IT IS FUCKING LYRA YOU SHIT STAIN

Stranger 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO DISCUSS

Stranger 2: ponies duh

Stranger 1: THE FACT YOU ARE THE TOOLSHED WITH THE MOST FUCKING UTENSILS TO BE A FUCKING GLORIOUS TOOLSHED

Stranger 2: someones a little angry.....

Stranger 1: I FEEL PURE VEHEMENT RAGE AT THIS VERY MOMENT. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THE AMOUNT OF CONSTIPATED GRANNY TRANNIES ON THE FUCKING INTERNET

Stranger 1: WOW YOU SOUND LIKE THE QUEEN OF THE FUCKING TOOLS

Stranger 1: CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS ARE IN ORDER.

Stranger 2: YOU SOUND LIKE A CUNT :)

Stranger 1: WOULD YOU LIKE A FUCKING TROPHY FOR YOUR AUTISTIC TENDENCIES?

Stranger 2: YES

Stranger 1: 38) ) (ee ) (ee

Stranger 1: Sorry about t) (at... 38)

Stranger 1: ) (e is suc) ( a grumpy gills, isn't ) (e?

Stranger 1: glub glub glub

Stranger 2: WHATS GOING ON D:

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 1: Rainbow dash

Stranger 2: fluttershy

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 1: Fluttershy is pretty darn cool :P

Stranger 2: brohoof?

Stranger 1: brohoof

Stranger 2: I have to leave now the OFC needs to be repaired.

Stranger 1: okeey

Stranger 1: buh bye

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Best pony?

Stranger 1: Sherlock? - JW

Stranger 2: JOHN- SH

Stranger 1: Where the bloody hell have you been? - JW

Stranger 2: uhmmm, it's a long story... - SH

Stranger 1: Yes, well. I've sent you ten text since you went to the market. Will you be home soon? - JW

Stranger 2: I kinda bumped into Mycroft... - SH

Stranger 1: Yes, well, there's a bit of an emergency here. - JW

Stranger 2: WHat, what is it?! -SH

Stranger 1: Um. One word: violin. - JW

Stranger 2: ILL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY - SH

Stranger 1: Yes, well. Please try not and kill me when you get here. I'm not in the mood to die today. - JW

Stranger 2: I'll try my best! What the hell have you done!? -SH

Stranger 1: Well. The telly. They had a program. Taught me how to play the violin.. didn't quite turn out how I expected. - JW

Stranger 2: Oh god! what have I told you John! - Sh

Stranger 1: Not to touch your violin. - JW

Stranger 1: Only two strings broke, I promise. - JW

Stranger 2: YES and I expect you to obey -SH

Stranger 1: Do you forgive me, Sherlock? I am sorry. - JW

Stranger 2: well thats not to much of a disaster I suppose - SH

Stranger 1: I baked you some brownies to make up for it. And we can have a cuddle. - JW

Stranger 2: awwwh, okay I forgive you, just stay away from it from now on, maybe I'll give you a lesson some day - SH

Stranger 1: Thanks, Sherlock. I was nervous all day about it. When will you be home? I don't want the brownies to go cold. - JW

Stranger 2: I'll be about 20 minutes :) -SH

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Col. Mustard » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:44 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
In two words, describe yourself.

Stranger 1: Drunk stud
Stranger 2: Sociopath.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Sruixan » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:57 pm UTC

...I've pretty much wasted a whole evening on these shenanigans... didn't get very many gems, but there were some relatively decent discourses...
Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What's the sky like where you are?

Stranger 1: BLUE, YOU DUMB FUCK

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What makes you angry?

Stranger 1: mmm
Stranger 1: people who ask obvious questions
Stranger 2: yeah, and strangers who disconnects
Stranger 1: people who complain but don't do anything to change the situations
Stranger 2: those two usually comes togheter
Stranger 1: the fact I can't find someone interestng to chat with here
Stranger 2: also, girls who i have to use force to have anal with is quite anoying
Stranger 2: there, i also proved that i'm not interesting but merely lame
Stranger 2: so feel free to go on to the next chat
Stranger 1: SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 2: see, the thing of meeting interesting people from different cultures and so on isn't really my thing
Stranger 1: yeah i see
Stranger 1: and its so stupid
Stranger 1: i mean
Stranger 1: you could talk to me
Stranger 1: like nice
Stranger 1: and then
Stranger 1: we could be friends
Stranger 1: and then
Stranger 2: Well, hello dear stranger, where are you from?
Stranger 1: you could have cyber sex with a hot latin girl like me
Stranger 1: but you are such an asshole...
Stranger 2: Well, i've already got myself a girfriend, so i think i'll be just fine anyways

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1, could you please stop disconnecting immediately?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
If you stupid fat Americans say anything offensive towards Jews or Israel, I will shit in your father's mouth while fucking your mother and fingering your sister's vagina.

You: Ahem.
You: Some of us are British here.
Stranger: And here.
You: Well.
You: That really worked out for the question setter, didn't it?
Stranger: Clearly, and they obviously don't know what a question is anyway..
You: They are rather stretching the term, I agree.
You: Still, it has at the very least provoked discuss, which I can only presume was the secondary aim.
You: *discussion
You: I may not be giving this my full attention.
Stranger: Indeed, so their goals have been achieved by our inability to shut up.
You: Do you think they're still watching, quietly seething?
Stranger: We'll never know, they could have gone to interrogate other people.
You: I don't know if I'd call their particular style "interrogation".
Stranger: I would probably have to agree.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
I'm so badass, I stayed out till 9:05 last night... my curfew is 9:00.

Stranger: So hardcore
Stranger: Oh my god
You: /me applauds
Stranger: you are so hardcore
Stranger: I
Stranger: could
Stranger: just
Stranger: akjdhflakdfkajsdhfgkjahgdfkahjsdgflkSDFJQWIEURYFAKSDHkjhgskjHGFSKJDFHGVAKJHSGFAKSHFGKJgfkjasbvajvba

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What are you waiting for?

Stranger 1: A question
Stranger 1: ...ooh wait you asked one
Stranger 1: Not a very insightful one but a question nonetheless
Stranger 1: A question only in name only.
Stranger 1: I really can't think of any real answer other than I am waiting for a more thought provoking question
Stranger 1: I don't know what the fuck happened to my partner
Stranger 1: I can only assume that something bad has happened
Stranger 1: Do you think they are ok?
Stranger 1: I am worried
Stranger 2: go on
Stranger 1: Thank you.....God! I was worrried about you
Stranger 1: WHere do you get off worrying me like that
Stranger 1: This jackass questioner has really got me in a pickle
Stranger 1: WTF am I to do with a question like that
Stranger 2: sue him
Stranger 1: Not open ended just dull and unappealing
Stranger 1: Are you a lawyer?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: Damn
Stranger 1: Tell me about yourself
Stranger 2: well i am just a loser like you

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
Why does Stranger 1 keep disconnecting mere moments after the question appears?

(Stranger 1 is typing)

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What's your stance on squirrels?

Stranger 1: i'm nuts for them.
Stranger 2: i wish there were more red squirrels left
Stranger 2: fucking grey eated them all
Stranger 1: indeed
Stranger 2: i got bit by one once
Stranger 2: had to go to the doctors
Stranger 1: was he after your nuts?
Stranger 2: they had to clean it just incase i got something from it
Stranger 2: i dont have any :(
Stranger 2: it went for my vagina
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: maybe he was cold
Stranger 2: well i am in england
Stranger 2: and its pretty cold here
Stranger 2: i think you've just explained it to me
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: thank you friend
Stranger 1: age?
Stranger 2: 20
Stranger 1: hot. I'd go for your vagina too, then.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 1: =)
Stranger 2: my girlfriend already does unfortunately
Stranger 1: nasty
Stranger 2: not so much

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What's your favourite number and why?

Stranger 1: Threeee ;]
Stranger 2: 34 my bball shirt numero :D
Stranger 2: U didnt explain why :O
Stranger 1: I DONT GIVE A BALLSACK

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
Can you two find something you have in common?

Stranger 1: we both love tits
Stranger 2: nooo
Stranger 1: we both love cock
Stranger 2: we both love spaghetti

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
What makes you interesting?

Stranger 1: My cock
Stranger 1: Or rather, my cock collection
Stranger 1: I have many
Stranger 2: my creativity
Stranger 1: From all over the globe
Stranger 1: In fact, I'm quite a connoisseur
Stranger 2: ya
Stranger 2: what he said
Stranger 1: As we say in the business
Stranger 1: 'Cock n' roll'

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Spoiler:
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1, please could you stop disconnecting before Stranger 2 can get a word in?

Stranger 2: Ok.
Stranger 1: Lol
(Stranger 1 is typing)

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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