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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:17 pm UTC

And it happened again... I hate you, Mishrak.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby sellyme » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

*Bribes. Again...*
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:58 pm UTC

*bribe back*
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:01 am UTC

How much will you give me to make you the winner?
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:43 pm UTC

Can't do it.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:58 am UTC

om nom nom nom
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:10 am UTC

My winning was spoiled by someone with a post count of 2! WTF?
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:50 pm UTC

Now you're winning again. Shhh.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby _infina_ » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:37 am UTC

not anymore.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:20 am UTC

Congratulations, you are officially the winner! I"m so glad that we've settled this silly business.
There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby sellyme » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:24 am UTC

This post is solely for increasing my post count.

In reply to the below post, if you search your posts it shows your post count including forum games. That's what I base my counts on to compare to how often I post on Kongregate.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:30 am UTC

Posts in Forum Games don't add to your postcount.
There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:15 pm UTC

I heard there were cookies.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:20 pm UTC

I heard there are still websites that pride themselves on being cookie-free
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby sellyme » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:49 pm UTC

That's like a restuarant being proud of having no food because food has a chance of poisoning you >.<
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:45 pm UTC

I don't think anyone cares about cookies now that they're so easy to delete.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:05 pm UTC

poast ~
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:21 pm UTC

Haha. I have you now! Kaimason will pay me well! Though you are winning... darnit.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby sellyme » Sat Aug 07, 2010 8:24 am UTC

No he isn't.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:06 pm UTC

Not yet anyway.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:45 pm UTC

I wonder if someone will post after me, making me the winner.
That is, until someone posts after that post.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:02 pm UTC

Sure, you are now winning, until I start winning.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby TiglathPileser3 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:13 am UTC

Now you're winning.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:13 pm UTC

The day is mine! Soon at least.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:32 am UTC

Now it is
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:31 pm UTC

huh?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby _infina_ » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:10 pm UTC

well now.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:30 pm UTC

what's this about
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:07 pm UTC

Second to last post wins. No multi-posting. You're winning right now.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kromix » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:09 pm UTC

did i loose?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby tomtom2357 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:15 am UTC

Nope you just won!
Edit: Yay I win!!!! :D
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjquines » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:11 am UTC

Actually, YOU WON.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Oflick » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:37 pm UTC

Everyone's a winner. Except those who aren't cjquines.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

really, now?
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby tomtom2357 » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:12 am UTC

I think that I am going to win, I am going to keep posting here until such time as I go online and find myself 2nd, then I will post on so many threads that this will move off the page and be forgotten (not that this actually works, I am proof of this, I dug it up!)
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Doodletigress » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:37 pm UTC

Here is your Crown of Winningness. I will be wanting that back in a moment.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby eculc » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:46 am UTC

and your crown is returned, sir. after 3 days, too!
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Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:21 pm UTC

eculc Wins! Huzzah!


*EDIT* YES! Yes, you should say winner!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kick » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:54 am UTC

You are incorrect, sir...or should I say winner?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby eculc » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:10 am UTC

nooooooooooo...
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
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