Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:45 pm UTC

you get Birthday Suit Samus. YAY!!!


i put in a "Rooster Booster"
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby furgale » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:48 pm UTC

you get a rockstar

I put in a giraffe

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:24 pm UTC

You get quertial aphasia.
I put in a MicroSD card.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keand64 » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:49 am UTC

Your memory becomes that of a computer. (Unfortunately, you now experience retrograde amnesia on contact or in the vincinity of strong magnets).

I put in a dollar twenty five. And hit the 'pepsi' button. (A dollar twenty five says I don't get a pepsi).
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In the future, man will be required by law to enlarge his penis and use vicodin, and on occasion, donate $5000 to a Nigerian.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:54 am UTC

You get a Pepsi.

I put in a gator.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:50 am UTC

You get out hungry hungry hippos.

I put in the entire McDonalds food chain.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby LucasBrown » Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:35 pm UTC

You get triple bypass surgery.

I put in the surgeon.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:29 pm UTC

LucasBrown wrote:You get triple bypass surgery.

I put in the surgeon.



you get an Übercharge

i put in a backburner
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vapour » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:34 pm UTC

You get backstabbed by a spy because you don't have your weapon...HA

I put in a cup of tea.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:04 pm UTC

you get a cup of piss

i put in hickory smoked horse buttholes in a cup
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keand64 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:52 am UTC

you get horseshit.

i put in a spike.
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In the future, man will be required by law to enlarge his penis and use vicodin, and on occasion, donate $5000 to a Nigerian.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby The Scyphozoa » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:44 am UTC

You get a drink.

I put in DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAH.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:19 pm UTC

you get Dr. Tran!


i put in a chicken
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby BurningLed » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:47 pm UTC

You get an egg. Image

I put in a chocobo
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:03 am UTC

You get a highly mangled chocobo.

I put in a golden ticket.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:28 am UTC

You get out a traffic ticket.

I put in the vending machine that I'm putting the vending machine into.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:12 pm UTC

you get a pink pony that rapes you relentlessly

i put in a condom ( Used )
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

You get out your mom ( Used )

I put in Anikin Skywalker

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:33 am UTC

you get a butt load of stupid

I put in the next poster
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:21 pm UTC

You get screams for help (HELP!)

Since I'm currently in the vending machine, I attempt to crawl out and put $1.00 in for a Pepsi.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:41 pm UTC

you get raped by a donkey wearing a tutu


i put in some feces...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:09 pm UTC

You get hordes of angry ninjas who were using the vending machine as their hiding place.

I put in sodium acetate.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:38 pm UTC

you get a supersaturated solution inside a gelcap that is wrapped as a candy. '


i put in Kool-Aid(R)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:20 am UTC

you get a trademark

I put in candy
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby _infina_ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:45 pm UTC

You get out exact change.

I put in Forum Games.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:28 am UTC

You get back a printout of the Vending Machine thread.

I put a pair of jumper cables into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:39 pm UTC

you get a dead battery


i put in Badion's used sister in the vending machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:36 am UTC

You get beaten to death by Catwoman.

I put a packet of salt from a fast food restaraunt into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:27 pm UTC

You get a hamster with a packet strapped to his butt

i put in said hamster and some pvc piping into the vending machine
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

You get: 1 rubber duck, 2 oranges, 3 pies, 4 gallons of fried chicken, 5 miles of hand sanatizer, 6 pints of moons, and 7 7's.

I put in 1 foot of inches.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Manticorehunter » Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:38 am UTC

You get the entire metric system.

I put in $1.25 and a tube of Carmex.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:45 am UTC

Out comes a chunk of partially napped obsidian, a bone awl, some rawhide thongs, a small ball of dried animal hair, a cloak woven from dried grass, a strip of hide from an unknown animal which is ~30cm wide by ~1m long, and bag-like object made from several grids of ferrite core memory, adorned with badly corroded resistors. Inside this are several fairly ordinary 8 and 16 pin DIP chips and one which is clearly an Intel 4004, it's gold plated conductors still untarnished.

I put in a cardboard box containing over 100 rolls of 7 row punched tape which contains data used by wire wrap machines and CNC routers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:38 pm UTC

You get the entire state of Alaska



I put in a marker

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Antimony-120 » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:48 pm UTC

You get out a green apple, blueberries, whatever the red one smelled like, cinnamon, black liquorice, lemon, and any other colours I'm forgetting.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:26 am UTC

Out comes the Pythagorean theorem.

In goes a massive spherical device festooned with warning labels (some of them several generations old). Some of it's components are cryogenic, others are superheated. It must never be disconnected from it's electrical source, for at it's center is a temporarily stabilized and buffered singularity.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby popman » Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:37 pm UTC

you get nothing




I put incorrect grammer in
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:46 pm UTC

You get a grammar nazi, complete with a scolding from your high-school English teacher.

I put in a keyboard, with some of the keys switched around.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:56 pm UTC

Frg .y m. .y.pban day.e x.jago. C jab-y yfl. abfydcbi m.abcbiugn abfmrp.

I put in a Dvorak keyboard
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:03 am UTC

you get an abcdef keyboard

I put in a home-made cake.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:04 am UTC

You get a lie.

I put in 1 (one) metric crapton.
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