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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:29 am UTC

Diamond Pickaxe
3
Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has Mountainwalk and "If this creature deals combat damage to a player and that player controls a mountain, destroy that mountain".
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Pez Dispens3r » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:28 am UTC

Someone doesn't like red decks...

Diamond Hatchet - 10
Artifact - Equipment
Equip - 0
Doesn't make for particularly cheap
or effective weapons, diamond.


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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:47 am UTC

Goblin Arisen
3BR
Creature: Goblin Zombie
7/3

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:01 am UTC

Alhambra, Jewel of the Oasis
Legendary Land

T: Gain {RRR}
T: All creatures you control have +0/+3 until end of turn.

Cumulative Upkeep 2

A pretty fort, and effective too. Too bad she's falling apart all over the place.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:34 am UTC

:D
W
Enchantment

If your opponents are not smiling, you may draw a card after every spell you cast.


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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:09 pm UTC

Bad Mood
2UB
Global Enchantment
Whenever a player speaks, that player loses one life.
Whenever a player smiles, that player must sacrifice a permanent.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby bocochoco » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:48 pm UTC

Alphabetical Order
BB
Instant

If target players permanents are not in alphabetical order, that player loses 5 life.



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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:54 pm UTC

Smart As The Day Is Wide
U
Instant

If it is daytime, all creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn.
All creatures you control have -2/-2 until end of turn.

I played this because it's daytime!

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:00 pm UTC

Plastic Litter
3
Artifact

Indestructible
~ is under control of whomever has the most lands. If there is a tie, roll between the tied players to determine control.
You may only untap up to X lands during your untap step, where X is the number of lands controlled by the player with the least number of lands.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:43 pm UTC

Morphling Myr
4
Artifact Creature - Myr Shapeshifter
When Morphling Myr comes into play, choose a creature type.
1: Morphling Myr becomes the chosen creature type until the end of the turn.
2/2

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby bocochoco » Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:40 pm UTC

Tribal Fortitude
GGW
Enchantment

Creatures under your control have forestwalk and gain +0/+2.
Tap: Sacrifice ~, creatures under your control gain +3/+2 until end of turn.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:59 pm UTC

The Tattered Wifebeater of Infinite Laziness
0
Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gains Defender and +0/+4.
Equip 1

War? Well they can come to me.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:37 pm UTC

Breeding Grounds
Land (Planechase Frame, preferably)
T: Add G to your mana pool. Play this ability only if you control two or more creatures.
2G, T: Exile a creature you control. Search your library for any number of creatures whose total converted mana cost are less than or equal to the converted mana cost of the exiled creature, and put those creatures into play tapped. They do not untap during your next untap step.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:12 pm UTC

Woeful Hills
Land
T: Add {BB} to your mana pool.

All nonblack creatures you control have -1/-1.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:21 pm UTC

Ice-Nine
2UW
World Enchantment

All lands are snow lands. Whenever a player uses snow mana to cast a spell or ability, they gain 1 life.

And thus the world froze over.

(Wording is probably off. I mean whenever a player taps a snow land specifically to produce Image, which is required to cast a spell or ability.)

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby rrwoods » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:27 pm UTC

Gypped wrote:(Wording is probably off. I mean whenever a player taps a snow land specifically to produce Image, which is required to cast a spell or ability.)

The closest you're going to get is "Whenever a player plays a spell or abilitiy with Image in its cost". This is for two reasons.

1. There is no such thing as "snow mana". However if there were, "using snow mana to cast a spell" would happen every time someone used mana from a land, since all lands are snow from this card.

2. If you did somehow reword the trigger condition so that it could tell when mana a land produced would be used to pay Image, the trigger condition would need to tell the future, since players activate mana abilities before costs are paid (either because that's simply the order in which things happen during the steps to play a spell/ability since you have to have the mana before you can use it, or because they tap their lands before announcing their play, which most players do).

However the reword I proposed gets really close to what you want, since if the player does tap their lands while announcing the spell, the trigger will go on the stack at the same time as it would if you had it exactly right (a trigger can't go on the stack during the process of casting something, so it'll go on the stack immediately afterward in either case).
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby bocochoco » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:54 pm UTC

Strange Matter
4
Artifact

Tap: Exile target creature. Put a 3/3 Mutated Abomination creature token into play under its owners control. ~ does not untap during your next untap step.


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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby rrwoods » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:01 pm UTC

Fleshstorm - XB
Sorcery
Put X 0/1 black Thrull creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add 1 to your mana pool."


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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:03 pm UTC

Bloodstorm
3RB
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature at random.
Storm (Scourge Mechanic, the one that duplicates the spell for each spell played before it that turn).

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:56 pm UTC

Sorrow Dynamo
2BB
World Enchantment

All nonblack creatures have -1/-1.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:54 pm UTC

Spacewarp//Spacewrap

Spacewarp
4U
World Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, place a distortion counter on ~.
All creatures cost 1 less to play. All creatures have -X/-X, where X is the number of distortion counters on ~.
UUX: Flip ~. Any player may play this ability.

And...
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Spacewrap
World Enchantment

When ~ enters play, destroy all creatures with converted mana cost less than X, where X is the number of distortion counters on ~. Destroy ~.
... There we go.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:13 am UTC

Mana Plague
5
Instant
Put X -1/-1 counters on each creature that entered the battlefield this turn, where X is that creature's converted mana cost. Each creature that had a -1/-1 counter put on it this way gains infect.
The the plague truly leaves no survivors. Those it doesn't kill, it eventually turns.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:52 am UTC

Plague Bomb
BBX
Instant

Destroy target creature with converted mana cost X. It can't be regenerated.
All creatures have -X/-X and are black until end of turn. (This includes your creatures.)

Some people are more dangerous dead than alive.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:52 am UTC

Amphibious Zombie
2UB
Creature - Zombie
Amphibious Zombie is colorless.
At the beginning of your upkeep put a submerge counter on ~. If ~ has two or more submerge counters on it, remove all submerge counters from ~.
Amphibious Zombie is blue and has islandwalk as long as it has at least one submerge counter on it.
Amphibious Zombie is black and has swampwalk as long as it has no submerge counters on it.
3/2

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:25 pm UTC

Reversal of Reversal of Fortunes
1UU
Instant - Trap

Split-second
Play ~ only when you are the target of a spell that requires you to discard cards.
For every card you discard, draw a card. The player that caused you to discard must discard twice that many cards. If they cannot discard that many, then they must remove cards from the top of their library from the game until the difference has been made up.

Ho-ha!

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:31 am UTC

Visegrip the Tormentor
2RRBB
Legendary Creature - Human Lord
3/4

When ~ enters play, place a bind counter onto all enemy creatures.
BB: Add a bind counter to target creature.
T: Deal 1 damage to target creature for each bind counter on that creature.
Creatures with bind counters on them have -X/-0, where X is the number of bind counters on that creature.

The only things prettier than torture devices are bloody torture devices.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:48 am UTC

Disparate Demon
2WW
Creature - Demon
2/3

Protection from demons
When blocking or being blocked by a demon, ~ gains +2/+2.

Although ridiculed as an outcast by his peers, he could still hold his own against them.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:34 am UTC

Vile Knave
BBB
Creature - Human
Vile Knave has -1/-1 for each white permanent in play.
6/6
His strength falters in the light of righteousness...

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby bocochoco » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:54 pm UTC

Valiant Charge
WW
Sorcery

Creatures under your control gain -1/-1 and Exalted until the end of turn.

Should any other here share this rash youth's prejudices, let him speak now, ere I sheath my sword, for truly, it is fatiguing to draw the weapon again and again.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:24 am UTC

Sixth Son of a Seventh Son
2GW
Creature - Shapeshifter
2+*/2+*

~'s creature type is the same as the most common creature type on the battlefield.
~'s power and toughness are equal to 2 plus the number of creatures that share a type with it.
~ cannot be blocked by creatures that share a type with it.

But I thought I only had five sons?

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:52 pm UTC

Sentient Blunderbuss
2
Artifact

When ~ enters play and at the beginning of your upkeep, place a control counter on ~. Whenever you tap ~, you must pay X mana, where X is the number of control counters on ~.

T: Deal 1 damage to all enemy creatures.
T: Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.

It's a lot of work firing bullets of my own accord, you know. Can't be assed to do it for free; certainly not.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:49 pm UTC

Bouncing Blade
(no mana cost)
Artifact - Trap (yes, expanding the subtype)
Whenever a creature without flying attacks in the same combat step as a creature with flying, you may play ~ from your hand.
T: Deal 2 damage to each attacking creature with flying, and one damage to each attacking creature without flying, or deal one damage to each attacking creature with flying, and 2 damage to each attacking creature without flying. You may play this ability only during the combat stage, after attackers are declared, but before blockers are declared.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:27 am UTC

Expanding Mind
UU
World Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, add U to your mana pool.

Sacrifice an Artifact: Gain UUU.

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I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby AntonGarou » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:32 pm UTC

Infected Cleaver
2
Artifact-equipment
equip 1
equipped creature gains +2/+0 and whenever equipped creature damages a player that player gains a poison counter(a player that gains 10 poison counters loses the game)

Chop Chop!

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:31 pm UTC

Rusty Pot
1
Artifact

T: Gain {UR}. You gain a poison counter.

Did you wash that thoroughly?

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:41 am UTC

Two-Shiv Poison
BRR
Tribal Enchantment - Viashino Aura
Enchant Creature
If enchanted creature is a viashino, it gets infect. Otherwise, enchanted creature gets infect, and -2/-2.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:02 pm UTC

Colorless Band
3
Artifact - Equipment

Equip 0
Equipped creature is colorless, and has "T: Gain {1}."

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Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Kain » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:01 pm UTC

Damn you, completely subverting the idea of the card with just one additional letter!

Trammel of Nonsense
UU
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Activated abilities of enchanted creature cannot be used.
"Monkey Butter Window Washer!"

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby Gypped » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:10 pm UTC

Ban on Colorless Mana
6
Legendary World Enchantment

When ~ enters play, choose a mana type. While ~ is in play, all colorless mana must be paid with the chosen type.

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Re: Create a Card: MTG

Postby BurningLed » Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:12 pm UTC

Oh, whoops xD I totally read that wrong, sorry.

Ban on Colorless Mana
WURGB
World Enchantment

You may not play any spells with colorless mana in their costs (This does not include cards with cost '0').

No, if it's a Red spell, all of its mana should be RED.

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