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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:47 am UTC

granted, but the world unanimously decides that great now means terrible.

i wish everything would just get in order in my new house.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:25 am UTC

Granted, everything is under your neighbor's order.

I wish for Cervelo.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lady Freya » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:34 pm UTC

Bonooru1234 wrote:I wish that i was valedictorian at my school


Granted. But it still doesn't get you noticed on the XKCD fora

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:07 pm UTC

I wish for Lady Freya to die in a fire
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby _infina_ » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:25 am UTC

Granted, You spontaneously combust while making amends to Lady Freya.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lady Freya » Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:16 pm UTC

eaglef2 wrote:I wish for Lady Freya to die in a fire


I get it, you think I was being a wank bank in my last post? I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I wish to answer any unanswered wishes above with Not Granted (for closure), and make amends with eaglef2 without any spontaneous combustion

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:14 pm UTC

Lady Freya wrote:
eaglef2 wrote:I wish for Lady Freya to die in a fire


I get it, you think I was being a wank bank in my last post? I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I wish to answer any unanswered wishes above with Not Granted (for closure), and make amends with eaglef2 without any spontaneous combustion

Granted, infina was ignored so is obviously not the supreme deity of a sub-forum.

I wish for a great day.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:16 pm UTC

Granted, I'll have a great day. Too bad you'll get hit by a car.

I wish for the world to crumble.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:37 am UTC

Granted. You are a brain on life support in a in a jar. A feeble-minded janitor is poking your hypocanthus with a pipette.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:26 am UTC

Not granted.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:26 am UTC

Granted, the Internet crashes.

I wish for delicious scrambled eggs for breakfast in the morning.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:42 am UTC

Granted. They are, however Lovecraftian non-euclidean eggs and tableware. You go insane from indescribable horror.

I want to be a gigameter-scale spaceborne single-celled organism that feeds on solar energy and interstellar dust.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:14 am UTC

Granted. But NASA discovers it first before you, too bad.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:59 am UTC

granted. but i steal it.

i wish to not have to take physics

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Lazar » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:34 am UTC

Granted. Instead, you have to take scisyhp, which is just like physics except everything is made of antimatter.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:30 am UTC

Granted, I don't really care anyway.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:46 pm UTC

not granted.

i wish for a new keyboard

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby freaki » Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:03 pm UTC

Granted, you start to play the final countdown on your new keyboard, and this prompts the world to kill itself as you aren't very good at it.

I wish I knew what I was doing.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:37 am UTC

Granted, finally you understand what you are doing is nothing close to somewhat purposeful.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:35 am UTC

granted. but it is taken away from you after a millisecond of u owning it... also you no longer have the right to wish for roadbike related things.

i wish for things to be more simple

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KrO2 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:42 am UTC

Granted. All physics since Newton is now false.
I wish for all the powers and abilities of Charles "Chuck" Goodrich, [Profession Member].

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:50 am UTC

You get the Chinese polystation equivalent, which renders you a cretin spouting hard-translated gibberish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:19 am UTC

Granted, it's melodrama instead of sci-fi.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:35 am UTC

Granted. You are no longer employed; you have all the time you want to ride your bike.

I wish for $20.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:52 am UTC

Granted. You find a wad of old ones; however, given the fact that they predate the re-denomination into billions, trillions and quadrillions as well as the introduction of Kongbucks they are utterly worthless. They are worth less than the discarded billions and trillions that some of the most wretched denizens spend their days fishing out of the drains and open sewers amongst the urban hops plantations.

I wish to be amongst those eaten first when the stars are right and Cthulhu returns to this plane.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:23 am UTC

Granted. Before you do, however, you eat some of those eggs you had me eat earlier in this thread, so you're insane and don't remember being eaten.

I wish to not have insomnia.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Arkeal » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:30 am UTC

Granted. You never wake again.

I wish upon a star

I wish coding were simpler, while still being capable of running the world (semi)efficiently.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:33 am UTC

Granted. .99999 of all programming languages are now high level with many layers of virtualization and interpretation like Visual Basic. The remaining programmers who can descend below the the "tinker toys" to the real underpinnings become the real rulers of Earth. They form an esoteric, hierarchical society which, over countless generations becomes bureaucratic and utterly corrupt. They end up stifling the very innovation that they sought to preserve. This makes them and the whole technical class the object of much resentment. This eventually results in a sort of Butlerian Jihad which results in the death of ~.999999 of all human beings, the total collapse of civilization and the near extinction of Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

I want to have my consciousness digitized and transmitted to an extrasolar technological civilization, like Bobby Newmark.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existentialpanda » Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:03 am UTC

Granted. They are so fascinated by you that you spend the rest of your existence in their equivalent of a lab, being studied.

I wish for a light drizzle.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:18 pm UTC

Granted. You are on titan. There is a light drizzle of liquid methane. Unfortunately, you were not provided with any kind of pressure garment.

I wish that I could witness a fight between the two great sentient worms of science fiction: Jabba the Hutt and Leto II. (Just the two worms, no Fish Speakers or bounty hunters)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:43 am UTC

Granted, but it won't really matter anyway. ( I personally am not really into sci-fi)

I wish this program codes itself, and runs correctly.
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:56 am UTC

Granted, it's a self-modifying program. Which you must write first.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dark light paladin iv » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:32 am UTC

Granted but it's replace with emotionless boring curling (which is not a real sport)
I wish people wold stop considering curling a real sport.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby existentialpanda » Sun Oct 24, 2010 1:51 am UTC

Granted. Competitive hairstyling has been wiped from the face of the earth.

I wish I understood my math homework.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:25 am UTC

granted, but it still doesnt understand you.

i wish for more resistors...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheChewanater » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:27 am UTC

Granted. They're all 0Ω.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby the mishanator » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:17 am UTC

that would actually be pretty neat =0

granted, u have nightmares though.

i wish for some antibacon

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:20 pm UTC

It is annihilated by ordinary bacon.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RedBandit » Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:48 pm UTC

Denied! Instead, you are a fairy princess in the Disney Universe.

I wish for an umbrella.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby jendral_hxr » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:23 am UTC

Granted, it's Westlife instead of Rihanna who sings it.

TheChewanater wrote:Granted. They're all 0Ω.

I wish for superconductor at room temperature.
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