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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:28 am UTC

You receive a DVD with the bootleg version a film that was not made in this particular universe. (Perhaps the Simpsons feature under consideration in 01992)

I put in an object that is a perfect black body emitter on all wavelengths.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby popman » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:50 am UTC

you get a block of antimatter/matter which promptly cancels itself out leaving you with nothing.





i take out circuitry
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:39 am UTC

You are promptly zapped by the vending machine's causality monitoring system.

I put in a note requesting 42 1cm3 metal cubes.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:43 pm UTC

you get a note that reads

I put in a wishing star
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby popman » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

you get an xxxkcd comic strip



I put a cake in
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kromix » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:30 pm UTC

you get a lie


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby squareroot » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:47 am UTC

You get a congratulatory message from Glados, thanking you for euthanising it.

I put in Gary's Mod.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:58 am UTC

You get out a scary rod.

I put in a spoon.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:46 am UTC

You get a Kourier's standard issue magna-poon.

I put in a customized RadiKS skateboard complete with smartwheels.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Arkeal » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:45 am UTC

You receive a similar skateboard, except on third the original size.


I put in my old computer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:55 pm UTC

You get a new top-of-the-line Dell that only runs windows 3.1

I put in a gallon of books

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:23 pm UTC

You receive 3.78541178 Liters of books.

I put in a Soviet-era Radioisotope Thermal Generator. It's shielding is not entirely intact.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:37 am UTC

You get back a bolt of energy equal to the generator's mass times the speed of light squared. Probably hurts quite a bit, I'd imagine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:28 am UTC

Out comes a radioactive bill, which will increase in radioactivity and size until it is paid.

I put in a nixie tube.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Thesh » Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:01 am UTC

You get a 3 Musketeers candy bar (I'm a dick like that)

I put in a bag of Doritos
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:04 am UTC

You get a bag of Chinese imitation brand "Doretoes".

I put in Robert Cop action figure.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:11 am UTC

You get back a Robex watch.

I deposit an empty soda can into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SchighSchagh » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:15 am UTC

You get a prompt to insert $1.25 for a 42-degrees F cool soda.

I put in a genie.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:24 am UTC

You get an egg

I put in a mile of light

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:52 am UTC

You get a cubic meter of sound.

I put in a plumb bob.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Have_A_SnApple » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:32 am UTC

You get a Roman groma.

I put in a scroll of papyrus.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:02 pm UTC

You get a golden record-esque tape, except in ancient egyptian.

I put in Scrooge McDuck's first dime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Spots » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:12 pm UTC

You get Justin Bieber's first penny.

I put in an hour of my time.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:59 am UTC

You get 18 miles of anti-time, and Scrooge McDuck's first dime with Scrooge attached and singing the duck tails them song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Sb0hGUNIQ

I put in 1033 used left socks and 23 right socks.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby WXsniper » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:19 am UTC

You get a perfectly sorted sock drawer, with 23 dirty left socks, and 1033 new in package right socks.

I put in a 3.14159265cm piece of hemp twine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:26 pm UTC

You get a delicious (marijuana) pie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Me321 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:50 pm UTC

Well if you won't put anything in, then I will.

I put in 4 5's made of water.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Triangle_Man » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:00 pm UTC

You get 3 4's made of hydrocholic acid.

I put in a pumpkin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:55 pm UTC

You get the spirit of Halloween.

I put in my sweat and blood.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:09 am UTC

You get a very small demon who is only capable of pulling out hairs. One at a time.

I put in an amusingly carved pumpkin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Quate » Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:52 pm UTC

You get an amusingly carved pumpkin pie.

I put in a college level textbook about astronomy.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Thesh » Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:03 pm UTC

You get your horoscope.

I put in my mortgage statement.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:20 pm UTC

You get a Monopoly property deed.

I put in a thimble.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:39 pm UTC

You get a thumb.(le)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Thesh » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:42 pm UTC

I'm guessing you put in pineapples? If so, you get the first season of Psych on DVD.

I put in a cell phone from 2001.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:54 pm UTC

I seem to have a big problem putting stuff in after I've taken something out.

Thesh, you get a cell and a phone from 2001

I put in a picture of the future.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Spots » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:54 pm UTC

You get a picture from today.

I put in a burnt match.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby turret » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:07 am UTC

You get a match's worth of wood, phosphorous, and fire.

I put in a pair of Boxer's gloves.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Spots » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:12 am UTC

You get a part of Hollyfield's ear.

I put in the fire that I recently acquired.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Thesh » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:31 am UTC

You get herpes.

I put in a menu for a thai restaurant.
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