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Worst Death Ever (split from Paranoia Live)

Postby Scigatt » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:16 am UTC

What do you think is the wosrt way to go?

IMO worst kind of death to happen in real life: Fatal Familial Insomnia

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Postby schumi_girl » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:17 am UTC

Of a gun shot wound. Well, due to loss of blood actually.

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Postby priapus » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:18 am UTC

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Postby Spot » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:22 am UTC

priapus wrote:being eaten alive by dogs/bears/zombies/etc.

I would have to go with drowning or being buried alive. One tends to panic when they can't get air, and those last couple of minutes must be torturous. Also, being set on fire because that hurts all over (or wherever the fire reaches).

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Postby Belial » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:22 am UTC

Being raped to death by dogs/bears/zombies/etc
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Postby digitalc » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:25 am UTC

Belial wrote:Being raped to death by dogs/bears/zombies/etc

horrible. Mine personally would be either drowned in the bathtub or being bled to death by thousands of leeches.

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Postby priapus » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:31 am UTC

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Postby TheKhakinator » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:56 am UTC

Not being able to breath freaks me out. To struggle so much as one dies seems bad. This covers choking, drowning, etc.

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Postby Torn Apart By Dingos » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:17 pm UTC

Torn Apart By Dingos. ;)

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Postby clockworkmonk » Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:02 pm UTC

drowning in a Port-A-Potty.
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Postby tessuraea » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:14 pm UTC

Gotta go with the Reavers.

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Postby Roun » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:10 pm UTC

Being buried alive. I fear someday waking up in a coffin/box under 10 feet of dirt where no one can hear me, and dirt is slowly pouring in through the lid.

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Postby fjafjan » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:17 pm UTC

personally it would be being buried in salt while at the same time people raped by zombies/raptors/bears/balls.
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Postby Thunderbird4! » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

Starving to death at the bottom of one of those play-pen ball-pits.
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Postby rachel » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:50 pm UTC

Anything to do with not being able to breathe. That'd have to be the worst way to go ever.
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Postby Verator » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:59 pm UTC

Being digested alive.
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Postby niko7865 » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:14 pm UTC

Fire, or being slowly cut apart but kept alive for as long as possible.

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Postby elminster » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:34 pm UTC

Somewhere along the lines of niko7865's, being specifically kept alive to feel pain, especially if enhanced through unnatural means (e.g. drugs to increase pain) and watching people you care about (especially close family) suffering the same fate prior to or during your own torture. Physiological pain has been linked with physical pain before.

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Postby xooll » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:53 pm UTC

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Postby bbctol » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:55 pm UTC

Being devoured by gigantic mandibled grubs who make odd clicking sounds as they squirm, slimy, suffocating, and creepily warm, up your body.

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Postby djn » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:07 pm UTC

Being dropped into a slow wood grinder with unclimbable walls wouldn't be very good.

I'm actually not sure how horrible the leeches are. It's incredibly icky, but on the other hand, blood loss isn't the worst way to go (fainting early on and all), and leech bites don't hurt much (they add some form of anaesthetic, probably so you won't notice and remove them when they bite).

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Postby saxmaniac1987 » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:21 pm UTC

Remember the scarabs from The Mummy? Yeah. That would be teh suck.

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Postby CitizenErased » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:48 pm UTC

I can't believe no one has mentioned being burnt to death. ouch *shudder*

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Postby djn » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:38 pm UTC

CitizenErased wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned being burnt to death. ouch *shudder*

See Spot's post, fairly early on. Still not pleasant, of course.
Also, there's the Brazen Bull. Nothing like being roasted slowly in a small chamber.

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Postby J Spade » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:40 pm UTC

Death by snoo-snoo.

Or drowning.

Actually, yeah, drowning.

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Postby 3.14159265... » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:50 pm UTC

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Postby parkaboy » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:15 am UTC

priapus wrote:being eaten alive by dogs

THIS is why i'm terrified of dogs. I'm going to go with killed by dogs.

and lol @ your user name. its awesome. ^_^

or, if for some reason you didnt die of suffocation first, dying in a fire would be pretty nasty too.

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Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:23 am UTC

I'm going to have to agree with the Reaver folk. Scary shit, that.

On the other hand, being eaten alive from the inside might be... well... Happy Fun Time? Especially if they don't eat anything essential at first.

Ooooooo. Death from radiation poisoning sounds really bad too. Breakdown on the intestines, diarrhea, cell death and whatnot.

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Postby __Kit » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:35 am UTC

*reminded of crazy Chinese torture methods an horror movies* - basically any of those.

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Postby EvanED » Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:56 am UTC


IRL, burned or drowned/asphyxiated.

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Postby 2DMan » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:00 am UTC

I plan to not die. Ever.

But failing that, falling from a great height would suck. All that thinking time on the way down? Not cool.
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Postby jestingrabbit » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:48 am UTC

clockworkmonk wrote:drowning in a Port-A-Potty.
Beat me to it. Though I can't imagine that all the chemicals in a port-a-potty are good for you.

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Postby Zohar » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:15 am UTC

I'm guessing anything very lengthy (not including terminal disease). If you have time to think about how you'll definitely die in the next few hours (e.g. locked away somewhere) that seems pretty horrible. Then again, terminal diseases, especially for someone who's pretty young, can't be a lot of fun. You get the same feeling of impending doom, I would assume.
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Postby Gelsamel » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:25 am UTC

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Having the mast of a ship rammed through your eye. That would be a really cool way to die... I guess it depends on your definition on "worst".

If you mean horrific and gory or "horrible" then yeah, but it's still sweet as hell.
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Postby lukkucairi » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:10 pm UTC

Alzheimer's Disease. Or any degenerative dementia, really.

Seriously. I can't imagine anything worse. Your mind dies, but you're still walking around, and nobody's legally allowed to put you the fuck out of your misery. I'd rather die of cancer.

As to "cool" worsts? I thought the Columbia disaster was an epic way to go.

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Postby Narsil » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:52 pm UTC

Imagine being chained to the bottom of a grain silo as flour is slowly poured in.

1) You have the waiting, and that's brutal.
2) You can't move much and you're in a isolated space.
3) Flour is slowly restricting your movement further.
4) Get some flour in your mouth and it will dry the fuck out of your throat, plus it's all over the air.

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Postby Belial » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:53 pm UTC

See "Saw 3". Same type of death, but *much* worse.
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Postby Phenriz » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:58 pm UTC

Being strapped down.

Your "executioner" slices 1/4 to 1/2 of an inch of your body (starting at the toes, then pads the exposed wound with sea salt then cauterizes the wound every day. (not sure how you could do this with accuracy)

You would probably live for a good week or two, but the pain would be enough to make you want to die.
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Postby Rippy » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:48 pm UTC

2DMan wrote:I plan to not die. Ever.

Hey, so far, so good.

I'd say asphyxiation would suck. Being boiled would probably be worse (in moderately hot water so as to prolong your agony)

A clean gun wound would be alright (well, alright as far as deaths go). Getting shot in the foot and slowly bleeding to death would suck.

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Postby Bugs » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:58 pm UTC

Marburg virus is much like ebola (so you slowly die of massive haemmoraging from all your mucous membranes), but the symptoms include constant hiccoughing. Not only is this painful, but everyone knows hiccoughing is inherently funny so noone will take your demise seriously.

Another creepy one is Kuru, a (now extinct) prion disease transmitted by eating infected human brain tissues. It's a very slow-progressing disease, and one of the last symptoms is commonly a week or two of "pathological laughter". Possibly not the worst disease to die of, but I bet it'd be damn creepy to see.

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