My Hobby: Swiveling in swivel chairs. Which, by the way, APPARENTLY annoys uptight old ladies. Who knew?
My Hobby: Drumming on random objects to the beat of the song I'm listening to. Which, by the way, [see above].
My Hobby: Saying punctuation out loud instead of expressing it.
My Hobby: Using old and out-dated jokes, for the mere fact that they are old and out of date, therefore funny again.
My Hobby: Step 1: Warn people I'm a ninja. Step 2: See the person in a public place and approach them. Step 3: Say hi.
Step 4: Epic-dodge their flailing arms as they jump in terror and swear at me. Step 5: Apologize, and remind them that they were warned.
My Hobby: Being a ninja.
My Hobby: Correcting people's spelling and grammar mistakes. Especially when they are doing it on purpose, because they are fucking lazy.
My Hobby: Being racist to my close friends that I'm allowed to be racist to, but not to other people.
My Hobby: Not cutting my nails very often, because they are oh so pretty. (The ladies get jealous.)
My Hobby: Reminding young women how absolutely ridiculous they look when they dress that way.
My Hobby: All those "Your mom is-", "Your face is-", "No, you are-", "-in the pants.", "-in bed.", "Your grandmother is-", "That's what she said.", and even "That's what he said." lines.
My Hobby: Telling people how sexy their little sisters are.
My Hobby: Wearing excessive amounts of random dangling accessories, that aren't necessarily supposed to be dangling accessories.
My Hobby: Arguing with people about things of which I know nothing about, just to watch them get frustrated at how often I'm right.
My Hobby: Winning arguments on subjects I know nothing about using solely common sense.
My Hobby: Taking random numbers/number groups and breaking them down into smaller pieces, making very confusing equations out of them, and then turning to whoever is closest, pointing at the number, and telling them my ridiculous equation which was derived from the number.
Example: 15538 102st = 1*5=5+3=8-10=-2
And then looking very upset when they tilt their head and give me a funny look.
My Hobby: Randomly changing my accent throughout the day to whichever one I feel like using. Apparently this bothers 100% of my friends to the point they pretend they don't know me. Why? It's not like any of these random strangers knows what I really sound like! Who cares if I talk to the guy at Taco Bell using a Scottish accent?
My Hobby: Using expressions from other languages instead of English expressions. (This is not a hobby, I cannot help this.) Sometimes I change language completely during conversation, even though the only language I'm fluent in is English. I can end up using 3 different languages in one statement. It's not normal, I don't think. I just retain all these expressions, and words from other languages and they sneak into my speech patterns.
Some languages I accidentally use: Japanese, Spanish, Italian, Turkish, French, German, Chinese.
My Hobby: Also, I sometimes use internet speech instead of English. Or worse, refer to internet memes nobody is familiar with. (Which is easy for me, because I lost access to the internets for about 2 years, so I have no idea what's going on anymore.)
My Hobby: Referring to outdated memes.
My Hobby: Not shutting the hell up once I get on a roll.
My Hobby: Finding and absorbing as much trivia as my brain possibly can.
My Hobby: Same scenario, but with quotations, instead of trivia.
I'm just going to stop myself..
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