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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:29 pm UTC

My ass is problematic.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:30 pm UTC

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this ass!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:30 pm UTC

Ass comes in a little glass vial...
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:31 pm UTC

...ASSING.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:32 pm UTC

It takes an ass to raise a child.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Whelan » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:33 pm UTC

It takes a village to raise an ass.
"I like to be understood whenever I open my mouth; I have a horror of blinding people with science"- Richard Dawkins
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Magnanimous » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:33 pm UTC

KA... ME... HA.. ME....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:35 pm UTC

You gotta fight,
For your right,
to ASS!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:36 pm UTC

She works hard for the ass
So hard for it, honey!
She works hard for the ass
So you better treat her right!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:42 pm UTC

No ass in the 'verse can stop me.
'I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space.' - Hamlet

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:46 pm UTC

ass-scratch fever!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:46 pm UTC

Not even Captain Picard's mighty double facepalm is enough to describe this page.
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Briareos » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:48 pm UTC

Double ass-palm?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:55 pm UTC

I am so proud of what I started here.

Lucy in the Ass with Diamonds.
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Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:56 pm UTC

We didn't start the ass, It was always burning

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Moo » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:57 pm UTC

The ultimate ass of life, the universe and everything?


I've been away for a while, I'm still getting the hang of this.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:58 pm UTC

Restaurant at the end of the Ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Xeio » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:58 pm UTC

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=age+of+earth

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=age+of+universe

So the earth has been around for about the third of the universe? That seems so strange.

NotActuallyAnEdit: Holy crap, I leave this post for only half an hour and like 12 posts show up in the "new posts" feature.

And then two more...

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC

Forty-ass.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC

but how does that compare to the age of ass?

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:59 pm UTC

ass ass ass
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:01 pm UTC

A bird in the hand is worth two in the ass.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:02 pm UTC

A bird in the ass is worth two in the bush.


IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:04 pm UTC

NecklaceOfShadow wrote:IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an ass.

^My vote for the winner.

You see, for every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and snap! The job's an ass!
tenet |ˈtenit|
noun
a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
noun
a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:05 pm UTC

Briareos wrote:Truly Giant Speck is Master of the ass, who sets them spinning in their assigned paths.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:14 pm UTC

Out of the sea
Wish I could be
part of your ass
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:17 pm UTC

Who lives in a pineapple under the ass?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:19 pm UTC

I need your clothes, your boots and your arse.

(Edited for Britishness)

EDIT 2: Frankly my dear, I don't give an arse.
Spelling and grammar can go screw themselves.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:22 pm UTC

Hey, I'm pro-egalitarian, if British you be, then British the game can be made.

Sponge-Bob Square-Ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:23 pm UTC

Tell me before I waltz out of your ass for turning my back on the past...
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Lostdreams » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:26 pm UTC

I'm gonna give you an ass you can't refuse.
The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
TrlstanC wrote:But, I'm still curious, did no one else ever learn about creationism in science class at some point, at least those who went to public school?

Sorry, we just learned science.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby OBrien » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:27 pm UTC

Does replacing a whole scentence count, or does it have to be just one word? If not:

Girl in bar: So Johnny, what're you rebelling against?
Johnny: Arse.
Spelling and grammar can go screw themselves.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:30 pm UTC

If it can be put into context, that can be allowed. Like you just did. But the context of the original is important for the humor of the game.

Like Star Ass isn't allowed, because it could be Star Trek or Star Wars. But Star Wars: A New Ass, or Star Ass: A New Hope would work.

Set phasers for ass.
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:31 pm UTC

Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small ass grew three sizes that day
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby mystic_aura » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:31 pm UTC

Star Wars: Return of the Ass?
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:32 pm UTC

Shoo! Get your lower backs out of FT! Some people are trying to be prude and Basically Decent in here!
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby podbaydoor » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:32 pm UTC

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!
tenet |ˈtenit|
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a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby Oregonaut » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

You, sir, ass?
- Ochigo the Earth-Stomper

The EGE wrote:
Mumpy wrote:And to this day, librarians revile Oregonaut as the Antichrist.

False! We sacrifice our card catalogues to him in the name of Job Security!

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:36 pm UTC

Oregonaut wrote:You, sir, ass?


I've been made an ass of!
I edit my posts a lot and sometimes the words wrong order words appear in sentences get messed up.

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Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Postby nehpest » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:39 pm UTC

Stolen from my facebook favorite quotes:

"The Constitution Ass is not a panacea for every blot upon the public welfare, nor should this Court Ass, ordained as a judicial body, be thought of as a general haven for reform movements ass."

John Marshall, 4th Chief Justice of the USSC, on the Constitution and the Supreme Court ass
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