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Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby WarDaft » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:54 am UTC

I leave a penny.



There is now 1 penny in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:36 pm UTC

I leave a penny.

there is now 2 pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Stacy S. » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:48 pm UTC

i take both. didn't even need them. free money is free money.

now there are zero pennies
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby eggdudeguy » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:09 pm UTC

I take a penny.

now there are -1 pennies
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SuperTD » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:11 pm UTC

I take five pennies. I think we're showing the natural human greed here.

There are now -6 pennies
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby thicknavyrain » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:26 pm UTC

I leave 6 pennies
There are now no pennies in the pile

I'm assuming we can't add complex numbers of pennies.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Magnanimous » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:54 pm UTC

I leave 32767 pennies.

There are now 32767 in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby JBJ » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:02 pm UTC

I leave 1 penny.
I take 1 tachyon.

There are now [Integer Overflow] pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:21 pm UTC

I take 23,767 pennies.

There are now over 9000 pennies in the pile.

(And, assuming that the pennies are old enough anyway, I can probably melt them down and get even more than the $200+ I've already got from the copper. Thanks, Magnanimous. ;))
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Phrozt » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:56 pm UTC

I take a pony.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Wooy` » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:27 am UTC

I may or may not have taken an indeterminate amount of pennies.

There is now a negative pony, and an unknown number of pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Platypodes » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:46 am UTC

I leave eight pennies. There are now 9009 pennies and one negative pony in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby pizzazz » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:01 am UTC

I add a pony and 1+i pennies, but take e pennies.

There are now 9010-e+i pennies in the pile
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby phlip » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:10 am UTC

I take a penny and give you a hamburger.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:24 am UTC

I leave a penny.

There are now 9010-e+i+5‽ pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby CydTheSloth? » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:31 am UTC

i take half the pennies AND leave 10 pence... someone do that math for me... oh i take the pony and the hamburger too.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby poxic » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:32 am UTC

I leave a penny.

There are now 9010-e+i+6‽ pennies and one hamburger in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:47 am UTC

I eat a hamburger, take a soda, and leave the soda's deposit of e pennies.

There are now 9011+i pennies and a negative soda in the pile.

(fixed the math)
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby WarDaft » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:55 am UTC

I leave a penny.

There was never actually a pony in the pile, so now there are negative two ponies in the pile.

There are now 4506+i-e pennies, 10 pence, negative one soda, negative one hamurber, and negative two ponies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:05 pm UTC

I take all the pennies and replace them with Schrodinger pennies.

There is now negative one soda, negative one hamurber, negative two ponies, and 4506+i-e pennies that change in number if you look in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby thicknavyrain » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:15 pm UTC

CorruptUser wrote:I take all the pennies and replace them with Schrodinger pennies.

There is now negative one soda, negative one hamurber, negative two ponies, and 4506+i-e pennies that change in number if you look in the pile.


Actually they only take on a definite state once you look but as we know the state already then it has already been observed. Phew.

I put in a soda and a partridge in a pear tree.
There is now -1 Hamburger, -2 ponies 4506+i-e pennies, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby _infina_ » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:44 pm UTC

I take 1 anti-hamburger, 2 anti-ponies, and place 4056+i-e anti-pennies, and an anti-partridge in an anti-pear tree.

so, there is a lot of energy in what used to be the pile (say about 8.98755179 × 1016 time the mass of the pile (in kg) in joules)
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby pizzazz » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:46 pm UTC

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I put 2 pennies in the pile.

There are now 2 pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Magnanimous » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:56 pm UTC

I pay for my beverage and dump the change in the bin.

There are now five pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:50 am UTC

I leave e^pi - pi pennies.

There are now 24.999099979 pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:41 am UTC

I carve and carve the pennies until there are twice as many of them.

There are now 49.99819996 pennies in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby more_people » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:43 am UTC

I leave a pony, burger, beverage, soda, and 10 million years in the pile. Just in case.

There are now 49.99819996 pennies, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda and 10 million years in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:48 am UTC

I take the pennies, but leave the exact amount in quarters.

There are now 1.999928 quarters, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda and 10 million years in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby more_people » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:00 am UTC

I'm thirsty. I'll take a mysterious beverage and a soda.

There are now 1.999928 quarters, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda, 10 million years and - 1 mysterious beverages in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:02 am UTC

I leave 2.000072 quarters in the pile. Convert to dollars:

There is now 1 dollar, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda, 10 million years and -1 mysterious beverages in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:33 am UTC

I eat the burger, drink the soda, pay for it with the dollar, and ride the pony off into the sunset. Oh, and I take 10 million years to do it...............................................................

There are now -1 mysterious beverages in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:42 am UTC

I leave 2 mysterious beverages in the pile. Anyone game enough to drink it?

There is 1 mysterious beverage in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:44 am UTC

I drink 1 mysterious beverage. It causes me to vomit pennies.

There are now 372 pennies in the pile
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:14 am UTC

CorruptUser dies from either the mysterious beverage itself or from vomiting pennies.

The pile now contains 372 pennies and a dead CorruptUser.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Thesh » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:00 am UTC

I take 372 pennies.

The pile now contains a dead CorruptUser.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:02 am UTC

Take both the pile and where the pile sits.

There is now a negative pile placement position.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby poxic » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:43 am UTC

I put in a pile placement position.

There is now nothing.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:44 am UTC

I take the nothing.

There is now .
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby poxic » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:47 am UTC

I take now.

There is .

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:48 am UTC

I take "There" and leave an "n't".

isn't .
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