Take a penny leave a penny.

[WarDaft]

I leave a penny.



There is now 1 penny in the pile.

[KrazyerKate]

I leave a penny.

there is now 2 pennies in the pile.

[Stacy S.]

i take both. didn't even need them. free money is free money.

now there are zero pennies

[eggdudeguy]

I take a penny.

now there are -1 pennies

[SuperTD]

I take five pennies. I think we're showing the natural human greed here.

There are now -6 pennies

[thicknavyrain]

I leave 6 pennies
There are now no pennies in the pile

I'm assuming we can't add complex numbers of pennies.

[Magnanimous]

I leave 32767 pennies.

There are now 32767 in the pile.

[JBJ]

I leave 1 penny.
I take 1 tachyon.

There are now [Integer Overflow] pennies in the pile.

[Sean Quixote]

I take 23,767 pennies.

There are now over 9000 pennies in the pile.

(And, assuming that the pennies are old enough anyway, I can probably melt them down and get even more than the $200+ I've already got from the copper. Thanks, Magnanimous. )

[Phrozt]

I take a pony.

[Wooy`]

I may or may not have taken an indeterminate amount of pennies.

There is now a negative pony, and an unknown number of pennies in the pile.

[Platypodes]

I leave eight pennies. There are now 9009 pennies and one negative pony in the pile.

[pizzazz]

I add a pony and 1+i pennies, but take e pennies.

There are now 9010-e+i pennies in the pile

[phlip]

I take a penny and give you a hamburger.

[Sean Quixote]

I leave a penny.

There are now 9010-e+i+5‽ pennies in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

i take half the pennies AND leave 10 pence... someone do that math for me... oh i take the pony and the hamburger too.

[poxic]

I leave a penny.

There are now 9010-e+i+6‽ pennies and one hamburger in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I eat a hamburger, take a soda, and leave the soda's deposit of e pennies.

There are now 9011+i pennies and a negative soda in the pile.

(fixed the math)

[WarDaft]

I leave a penny.

There was never actually a pony in the pile, so now there are negative two ponies in the pile.

There are now 4506+i-e pennies, 10 pence, negative one soda, negative one hamurber, and negative two ponies in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I take all the pennies and replace them with Schrodinger pennies.

There is now negative one soda, negative one hamurber, negative two ponies, and 4506+i-e pennies that change in number if you look in the pile.

[thicknavyrain]

I take all the pennies and replace them with Schrodinger pennies.

There is now negative one soda, negative one hamurber, negative two ponies, and 4506+i-e pennies that change in number if you look in the pile.

Actually they only take on a definite state once you look but as we know the state already then it has already been observed. Phew.

I put in a soda and a partridge in a pear tree.
There is now -1 Hamburger, -2 ponies 4506+i-e pennies, and a partridge in a pear tree.

[_infina_]

I take 1 anti-hamburger, 2 anti-ponies, and place 4056+i-e anti-pennies, and an anti-partridge in an anti-pear tree.

so, there is a lot of energy in what used to be the pile (say about 8.98755179 × 10¹⁶ time the mass of the pile (in kg) in joules)

[pizzazz]

In the aftermath, 10 billion years later, after what was our solar system has long since been absorbed into other objects and systems, more mass coalesces into another star and system around where we used to be, with another Earth-like planet, that evolves life, and those life forms evolve into people and invent computers and have silly internet games, and someone creates a thread like this one, (gasp for air),

I put 2 pennies in the pile.

There are now 2 pennies in the pile.

[Magnanimous]

I pay for my beverage and dump the change in the bin.

There are now five pennies in the pile.

[cjdrum]

I leave e^pi - pi pennies.

There are now 24.999099979 pennies in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I carve and carve the pennies until there are twice as many of them.

There are now 49.99819996 pennies in the pile.

[more_people]

I leave a pony, burger, beverage, soda, and 10 million years in the pile. Just in case.

There are now 49.99819996 pennies, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda and 10 million years in the pile.

[cjdrum]

I take the pennies, but leave the exact amount in quarters.

There are now 1.999928 quarters, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda and 10 million years in the pile.

[more_people]

I'm thirsty. I'll take a mysterious beverage and a soda.

There are now 1.999928 quarters, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda, 10 million years and - 1 mysterious beverages in the pile.

[cjdrum]

I leave 2.000072 quarters in the pile. Convert to dollars:

There is now 1 dollar, 1 pony, 1 burger, 1 beverage, 1 soda, 10 million years and -1 mysterious beverages in the pile.

[Sean Quixote]

I eat the burger, drink the soda, pay for it with the dollar, and ride the pony off into the sunset. Oh, and I take 10 million years to do it...............................................................

There are now -1 mysterious beverages in the pile.

[cjdrum]

I leave 2 mysterious beverages in the pile. Anyone game enough to drink it?

There is 1 mysterious beverage in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I drink 1 mysterious beverage. It causes me to vomit pennies.

There are now 372 pennies in the pile

[cjdrum]

CorruptUser dies from either the mysterious beverage itself or from vomiting pennies.

The pile now contains 372 pennies and a dead CorruptUser.

[Thesh]

I take 372 pennies.

The pile now contains a dead CorruptUser.

[cjdrum]

Take both the pile and where the pile sits.

There is now a negative pile placement position.

[poxic]

I put in a pile placement position.

There is now nothing.

[cjdrum]

I take the nothing.

There is now .

[poxic]

I take now.

There is .

/ooh, getting all existential now

[cjdrum]

I take "There" and leave an "n't".

isn't .