Take a penny leave a penny.

[CorruptUser]

I feed the pony laxatives.

There is a pony, 372 putrid pennies and a Quantum Eigenstate Device on the pile.

[cjdrum]

I feed the putrid pennies laxatives.

There is a pony, 372 extremely putrid pennies, and a Quantum Eigenstate Device on the pile.

[cjdrum]

Edit: oops, ignore this post.

[Platypodes]

I modify the Quantum Eigenstate Device to blast pine-freshness instead of planetary destruction. I use it on the pile.

There are now a pony, 372 clean pennies, a modified Quantum Eigenstate Device, & an astoundingly powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[Kromix]

I take the pony, make pony jerky and place it in the pile

There are now some pony jerky, 372 clean pennies, a modified Quantum Eigenstate Device, & an astoundingly powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I sell the pony jerky for $50, and leave a penny as an insult.

There are now 373 pennies, a modified Quantum Eigenstate Device, & an astoundingly powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[Kromix]

I take the Quantum Eigenstate Device and sell it on eBay for $0.99 and $700 S&H, then buy a mason jar. I fart in the mason jar and preserve the fart perfectly sealed and place it in the pile.

There are now 373 pennies, a perfectly preserved fart in a mason jar, & an astoundingly powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile

[cjdrum]

I contain everything in a jar for 100 years, then open the jar of fart.

There are now 373 pennies, an empty mason jar, and a strange mingle of methane gas smell and powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile, which is in a giant mason jar.

[Platypodes]

*SMASH* I bust the giant mason jar with a sledgehammer.

There are now 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, and a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile. (No, there's no sledgehammer; I took it home.)

[eggdudeguy]

I chase platypodes and steal his sledgehammer. Then I add it to the pile.

There are now 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, and a sledghammer on the pile.

[Thesh]

I leave a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

There are now 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, a sledghammer, and a killer rabbit on the pile.

[Mauthe Dhoo]

I attempt to approach the pile, but am killed by the rabbit.

There are now 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, a sledghammer, and a killer rabbit on the pile. There is a bloodied mess near the pile.

[_infina_]

I use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on the pile. Making sure I follow the directions, as follows.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

There are now 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, and a sledgehammer on the pile.

[soccerkid324]

You forgot to count to three. The killer rabbit kills you as punishment. I take the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and count to three: One, Two, Five!!! <three sir> THREE! I throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and it explodes killing the rabbit in a dramatically large explosion.

There is now one dead infina, 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 17 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, and a sledgehammer on the pile.

[cjdrum]

I place some underscores and remove incorrectness.

There is now one dead _infina_, 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 15 giant shards of glass, a powerful pine-fresh scent, and a sledgehammer on the pile.

[more_people]

I use the sledgehammer to kill cjdrum and I place his body on the pile.

There is now one cjdrum, one dead _infina_, 373 pennies, 1 empty mason jar, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 15 giant shards of glass and a powerful pine-fresh scent.

[Platypodes]

I take my sledgehammer back, clonk eggdudeguy for being a thief, & reanimate all the dead people.

There are now 373 pennies, 3 zombies, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, & a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[cjdrum]

Yay for being a zombie!

I kill the sledgehammer, reanimate it and command it to eat Platypodes' brain.

There are now 373 pennies, 4 zombies, a zombie sledgehammer, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, & a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[Platypodes]

Braaaaaaiiiiiins!

I spend the pennies on enough brains to fill the mason jar.

There are now 4 zombies, 1 zombie sledgehammer, 1 fart's worth of methane gas, 1 mason jar full of brains, 17 giant shards of glass, & a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I ignite the methane gas, killing (unkilling?) the zombies.

There are now 373 pennies, 4 bodies, a zombie sledgehammer, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, & a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[Thesh]

I take a penny.

There are now 372 pennies, 4 bodies, a zombie sledgehammer, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, & a powerful pine-fresh scent on the pile.

[Kromix]

i use a reodorant aerosol to nullify the deorodizing effects of pine fresh.

There are now 372 pennies, 4 bodies, a zombie sledgehammer, 1 empty mason jar, and 17 giant shards of glass.

[more_people]

I kill you, throw you on the pile and use all the pennies to pay Jeff Dunham to join the pile. He uses your dead buddy as a puppet.

There are now 5 bodies, a zombie sledgehammer, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass and Jeff Dunham.

[Kromix]

MMm mMBody...


my parallel me cuts your head off tosses it in the pile and pisses in its mouth.

There are now 5 bodies, a zombie sledgehammer, one severed head with piss in its mouth, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass and Jeff Dunham.

[more_people]

I throw a puppetizer in the pile and Jeff Dunham uses it on you so that he has an actual puppet.

There are now 5 bodies, a puppetizer, a zombie sledgehammer, one severed head with piss in its mouth, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, a Kromix puppet and Jeff Dunham.

[Kromix]

i stab a stick under the servered more_people's head and prop it tup by jeff dunham

There are now 4 bodies, a puppetizer, a zombie sledgehammer, one severed head with piss in its mouth, 1 empty mason jar, 17 giant shards of glass, a Kromix puppet, an urinated-more_people's-head-on-a-stick and Jeff Dunham.

[cjdrum]

I place several large bodies of mass into the pile, creating a black hole and destroying all that nears it. I make a new pile a few million light years away, and place a penny in the pile.

There is now a penny in the pile.

[more_people]

I place Jeff Dunham in the pile. The black hole is now a puppet. It goes on the pile as well.

There is now one penny, Jeff Dunham and a black hole puppet.

[Thesh]

I take a penny.

There is now Jeff Dunham and a black hole puppet.

[cjdrum]

I burn Jeff Dunham, then remove what's left of the black hole puppet from the pile.

There is now the ashes of Jeff Dunham on the pile.

[thorgold]

I put the ashes of Jeff Dunham into a Greecan urn, and promptly fire that urn into the sun.

There are now ionized plasma in the pile.

[Platypodes]

Hm, I'm not sure whether I'm still dead or not. For simplicity's sake, I guess I'll assume I'm alive.

I take the ionized plasma. There is now nothing on the pile, which technically isn't a pile since nothing is piled on it.

[MuschMusch]

I put 5 pennies on the inexistent pile, but i pile them to 2 and 3 pennies.
And I take a pair of x-ray-goggels... I always wantet theese! ... ...

There is now a pile with 2 pennies, and a pile with 3 pennies and minus one x-ray-goggles in the _inexistentpile

EDIT: I think the Pile isn't inexistent anymore...

[Kromix]

you did take x-ray goggles out of nothingness though....

i take 2 pennies and pour some ketchup on the last 2 pennies.

There is now 2 cents covered in ketchup in the pile

[coolguy5678]

I place the pile onto itself.

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On the pile, there are 2 pennies covered in ketchup and a pile containing:
  2 pennies covered in ketchup and a pile containing:
    2 pennies covered in ketchup and a pile containing:
      2 pennies covered in ketchup and a pile containing...

[Kromix]

i bend coolguy5678 onto himself (head in anus), and place him on the pile

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On the pile, there are 2 pennies covered in ketchup, a coolguy5678 bent onto himself (head in anus), and a pile containing:
  2 pennies covered in ketchup, a coolguy5678 bent onto himself (head in anus),  and a pile containing:
    2 pennies covered in ketchup, a coolguy5678 bent onto himself (head in anus),  and a pile containing:
      2 pennies covered in ketchup, a coolguy5678 bent onto himself (head in anus),  and a pile containing...

[She]

I place a turtle underneath the pile.

On the pile, there are 2 pennies covered in ketchup, a coolguy5678 bent onto himself (head in anus), and the pile itself, on top of a turtle. All the way down.

[Platypodes]

I unbend coolguy5678 and boot him off the pile. I wash the pennies & put them back.

There are now 2 pennies on the pile on the turtle (under which it's turtles all the way down).

[thorgold]

I place the pile in a non-Euclidian plane of space, specifically one that bends inwards on itself. The pile collapses into a singularity, as infinite matter is infinitely stacked upon itself.

There is one singularity of infinite mass, in which the pile is contained.

[cjdrum]

I remove a mass of mass from the pile.

There is now a singularity of finite mass, in which the pile is contained.