Choose Your Own Adventure-ish

[cjdrum]

You are at home, doing nothing. Do you:
a) Get food
b) Cook food

b) Cook food

While cooking your food, there's a fire. Do you:
...

etc. Should be self-explanatory.
You can't make anyone die.

Rule EDIT: No Twilight.
No choosing options that aren't there.
No more_people.

You are on a boat. Do you:
a) Jump out and swim ashore
b) Go fishing

[Gypped]

b) Go fishing (amidoingitrite?)

[cjdrum]

As soon as you throw your fishing line into the water, there is an extreme pull on the end. Do you:
a) Throw some bait as far as you can
b) Try to reel the fish in

(yes, youaredoingitrite)
And anybody can give what happens/the options, just in case that wasn't clear.

[John Citizen]

b) Try to reel the fish in.

[Kromix]

as you reel in the line, it tangles around your index finger, you grab your trusty knife, do you:

a) Cut the line
b) Cut your finger

[MuschMusch]

b) cut my finger *iwantthatfish*

[Promicin]

You are now bleeding. Do you...

a. Call 911?
b. Drive yourself to the hospital?

[Kromix]

a) Call 911 *although i'm in a boat out in the water it would have been wiser to create a tourniquet and stop the bleeding*

[MuschMusch]

911 is on their way (some how) but there's still the "Fish" pulling... do you

A) Wait for 911
B) cotinue to reel

silly choice, cos you just cut your finger to reel along...

[Plasma Man]

B) Continue to reel.

[Kromix]

you reel in the catch and pull it out of the water, it is a sardine, out of frustration you:

a) toss fish with all your might back into the water
b) attempt to have the fish perform fellatio on you

[cjdrum]

a) Toss fish with all my might

Ew, no. Just no.

[LucasBrown]

It turns out that the fish has eaten a blasting cap and it explodes when you throw it. The blast hurls you back to land.
a) Think "That was fun!" and go do it again
b) Decide you're going crazy (since there's no way a fish could blow up like that) and go elsewhere

[Kromix]

b) Decide you're going crazy (since there's no way a fish could blow up like that) and go elsewhere

[mmark9094]

You end up in the middle of a small town, without remembering how you got there.
Do you:

a) use your totem.
b) talk to someone in the town.

[Kromix]

a) use your totem.

[cjdrum]

Upon using your totem, you attract the attention of the castle guards.
Do you:

a) Attempt to defeat them with your Kung Fu skills
b) Go to Kung Fu lessons, to later defeat them with your newfound Kung Fu skills

[Kromix]

a) Attempt to defeat them with your Kung Fu skills

[LucasBrown]

You are overpowered by the guards and killed--but, since you are in a dream, you wake up into a nice, comfy chair with soft cushions in a hotel.
a) Pull the hypodermics out of your wrist and walk away
b) Wake the other dreamers up

[mmark9094]

b) Wake the other dreamers up... with a KICK.

[John Citizen]

One of the woken dreamers punches you back and knocks you out. You awaken to find yourself in the year 10000 BC. Do you:
a) Try to build a time machine
b) Impress the locals with "magic trickses"

[cjdrum]

b) impress them with "magic trickses".

[thorgold]

You spend two weeks with the locals, and are worshipped in the same manner of a Greek god. Will you be...
1) Benevolent
2) Malevolent

[Gypped]

Benevolent

[cjdrum]

After a long, benevolent reign, you are now back to the current day. Do you:
a) Attempt to reign over the people of today's America
b) Write a book about your experiences

[LucasBrown]

Write a book

[cjdrum]

You become famous - not because of the book, but because of your insanity. Do you:
a) Plead sanity
b) Burn the books

[John Citizen]

b) Burn the books.

[cjdrum]

Apparently your book became so... popular that it is in audio book form, in iBooks, on the Internet and on Kindle. Do you:
a) Burn the Internet!
b) Burn the iPads!

[Promicin]

Burn the Internet!

[thorgold]

How will you burn the internet?
1. Fast-spreading, extended "incubation" computer virus that will cause all web pages to change to a .gif of a burning flame
2. Physically burn down every server in existance

[cjdrum]

Option 2.

Because only PCs would get that virus.

[Ansain]

after the 7th server burned, you get news that the police are looking for the "serial internet arsonist"

Do you?
a) Keep on burning servers. by the time they catch up to you the Internets will be destroyed.
b) Skip town and get a new identity.

[John Citizen]

a) Keep on burning servers.

[cjdrum]

Okay, the cops catch up to you just after the final server is incinerated. They cuff you, and demand an explanation. Do you:
a) Tell the truth - "I was destroying a book that made me look insane"
b) Say something ridiculous - "I was bored..."
c) Incapacitate the cops and uncuff yourself with their key

[Ansain]

c) incapacitate the cops...

with my mind!

[thorgold]

A surviving cop shoots you in the leg and calls for reinforcements before passing out. The wound is pretty nasty, but you'll need a head start to lose the fuzz. Do you:
1) Immediately tend to the wound, escaping can wait.
2) Escape first and hope you don't bleed out
3) Take the officer's gun and finish the job

[cjdrum]

2) Escape first, and hope I don't bleed out.

[TheSweetKill]

while you where escaping come across a hospital and a hotel who apperently don't know about the internet arsonist events because they have never had internet
do you:
A) Go in the hospital and ask for help
B) Go in the hotel and ask for help
C) Keep on going and hope you don't bleed to death

[thorgold]

a) Go in the hospital for help.