xkcd

by **cjdrum** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:28 pm UTC

As you walk in, there are several Swastika flags hung up on the walls. Do you:
a) Ignore them, your wound is more important.
b) Run away!
c) Burn the flags!!!

by **TheSweetKill** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:30 pm UTC

get my wound treated then burn the flags and then run away

by **thorgold** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:40 pm UTC

TheSweetKill wrote:~~get my wound treated then burn the flags and then run away~~

Ignored
B) Run away!

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:49 am UTC

As you are running, the Nazis' flags jump off the walls, then explode into fireballs and run after you. Do you:

a) Grab a fire extinguisher
b) Grab a fire extinguisher and extinguish their flames
c) Run, again!
d) Incapacitate the flags with your mind
e) Decide to wake up from the dream

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:52 am UTC

Incapacitate the flags with my mind

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:53 am UTC

Unfortunately, the flags don't have any mind for you to control with your mind. They continue to run. Do you:

a) RUN!
b) Grab a fire extinguisher
c) Wake up

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:56 am UTC

a) RUN!

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:58 am UTC

You run straight to a field of velociraptors. Do you:

a) Become the "clever girl" and trap them
b) RUN! Again, again.
c) Lie down and do nothing.

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:59 am UTC

c. Lie down, do nothing.

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:00 am UTC

The velociraptors proceed to tear you to shreds, and you wake up from your strange dream. Do you:

a) Shoot yourself, just in case this is a dream too
b) Find some velociraptors
c) Find Leonardo DiCaprio

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:06 am UTC

d) Shoot Leonardo DiCaprio and the velociraptors.

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:53 am UTC

more_people wrote:~~d) Shoot Leonardo DiCaprio and the velociraptors~~.

Find leonardo dicaprio

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:58 am UTC

After finding Leonardo DiCaprio, do you:

a) Tell him to say something that he says in Inception
b) Say "Hi"
c) Accuse him of taking you into a dream within a dream

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:05 am UTC

Accuse him for taking you into a dream in a dream

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:12 am UTC

Enraged, Leonardo DiCaprio turns into a raptor! Where do you go?

a) Jurassic Park
b) A mine
c) Wherever a Chuck Norris-like person is

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:15 am UTC

to a Chuck Norris-like person

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:29 am UTC

Okay, you've found some guy called Chuck. Do you:

a) Apologise for interrupting his yoga
b) Join him in his yoga
c) Have a sandwich

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:30 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:34 am UTC

After doing some yoga in front of Chuck, you realise that he wasn't actually doing yoga. He was actually warming up to roundhouse kick the target, which is now behind you. Do you:

a) Jump out of the way
b) Let Chuck roundhouse kick you and the target to somewhere else
c) Keep doing yoga

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:38 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:41 am UTC

You decide that it's inevitable that Chuck is going to kick you. You hold on to the target, and... *whack*! You are now soaring through the air. Do you:

a) Befriend a bird
e) Befriend the target
f) Wait
g) Try to fly higher.

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:41 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:44 am UTC

After flapping your arms like a moron, ~~you fly higher~~ you look like a moron. You see some telegraph lines, and you are headed straight towards them. Do you:

a) Flap your arms like a moron again
b) Befriend a bird
c) Embrace electricity
d) Try to land on a single wire
e) Release your parachute

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:45 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:47 am UTC

After naming your new friend, the target, "Electricity", you embrace it and...

a) Prepare to die
b) Flap your arms like a moron
c) Release your parachute

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:49 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:51 am UTC

After naming your parachute "to die", and preparing it, you are even closer to the telegraph lines. Do you:

a) Scream
b) Flap your arms like a moron
c) Embrace Electricity and To Die
d) Release To Die

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:52 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:55 am UTC

Funny, To Die is voice activated. You hear a faint, robotic voice say "Voice recognised. To Die activated.", then the parachute opens above you, and you aren't moving so fast. Do you:

a) Flap your arms like a moron
b) Flap your arms like a moron and scream

by **more_people** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:56 am UTC

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:20 am UTC

You hear a faint, robotic voice. "Voice recognised. To Die deactivated." You start falling. Do you:

a) Fall asleep and dream
b) Shoot yourself and un-dream
c) Wait until you hit the ground
d) Flap your arms like a moron

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:48 am UTC

Flap my arms like a moron

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:04 am UTC

You slow your fall significantly! You slowly fall into a field of velociraptors. Do you:

a) Fall asleep and dream
b) Let the raptors eat you, and un-dream
c) Comment on the recurring themes in this game

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:03 am UTC

Fall asleep and dream

by **cjdrum** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:24 am UTC

Since the raptors were 5 seconds away from eating you, you have 60 seconds dream time. Do you:

a) Throw a party
b) Shoot yourself
c) Dream a dream within a dream

by **AHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:58 am UTC

Throw a party

(that way the raptors will be impressed and not eat your face off

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:08 am UTC

While throwing a party the raptors start to eat everything you have 30 seconds till they are done what do u do:
A. make a run for it
B. give them more food
C. Use the yoga you learned from Chuck Norris-like guy

by **AHHHHHHHHH AN ALIEN** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:11 am UTC

by **thorgold** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:35 pm UTC

Oh no! You gave them nachos. Raptors are allergic to nachos - no, not as in the "break out in hives" allergic, or the "OSHI-*dead*" allergic, but in the "HULK SMASH" allergic. Yes, nachos make velociraptors even more ferocious than normal. Do you:

a) Dream within a dream to Limbo
b) Hug time!
c) Break out the emergency supply of Epi-pens

by **Kromix** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:46 pm UTC

a) Dream within a dream to Limbo

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