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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Tillan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:44 am UTC

keeping on first page
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby quadmaster » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:11 am UTC

wheee! necromancy!

that's... that's ok, right?
here, mods, I even made a little box for you! no hard feelings, right? right?

|------------------------------|
| (insert red text here |
|------------------------------|
I... I didn't do it.
<- he did it, I swear
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Josephine » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:09 am UTC

necromancy? This. Is. SPARTAAAA!!!!0x1

Memes. So bad they're good.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:30 pm UTC

...I-I'm so sorry...
videogamesizzle wrote:Wait, are you saying you're not a goddess?

Man, I made a shrine and everything!

Best thread ever

=]
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Max2009 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:20 pm UTC

Bringing it back to the first page.
Also, I have a cold.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby PumpkinKing » Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:17 am UTC

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:06 am UTC

To the first page!
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby poxic » Mon May 10, 2010 1:13 am UTC

Time to resurrect this odd little puppy.
TEAM SHIVAHN
Pretty much the best team ever

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Kromix » Mon May 17, 2010 3:58 pm UTC

bump
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Click Me! <---- Click There! :)
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Christophoros » Mon May 24, 2010 6:46 am UTC

Bump back to page 1.
"Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake."

"Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement."

Never Forget
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby black_hat_guy » Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:49 am UTC

first page
Billy was a chemist.
He isn't any more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby eggdudeguy » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:14 pm UTC

what those guys said, except I did it.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby MatteoTom » Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:16 am UTC

BUMP
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby cjdrum » Wed May 11, 2011 2:52 am UTC

BUMP
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby mieulium » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:55 am UTC

Bump to first page
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

"OBJECTION!"
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:07 pm UTC

....Am I doing it right?
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby tomtom2357 » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:37 am UTC

No, this is thread necromancy!
I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby mieulium » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:18 am UTC

Oh dear.
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

"OBJECTION!"
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:31 pm UTC

To the first page! And beyond!

(current ratio: 679.45918)
“eow reckon killing folk may-did make them like eow, but it doth not. It just maketh folk dead.” - Original quote from A very Potter Musical, current interpretation from the 2013 Madness
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby matt96 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:06 am UTC

Calsans wrote:this is last on front page. Moving it to first!

That is what I am doing now

Edit: 100th post in this tread :D ! :D ! :D ! :D
-.. . .-. .--.
photos from my trip to New Hampshire
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby eculc » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:48 am UTC

bump to keep the thread alive (sorry guys!)

and mine is the 100th reply. :twisted:
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri May 04, 2012 10:03 pm UTC

keeping the thread on page 1
“eow reckon killing folk may-did make them like eow, but it doth not. It just maketh folk dead.” - Original quote from A very Potter Musical, current interpretation from the 2013 Madness
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby patzer » Tue May 15, 2012 4:08 pm UTC

bump
TheMulattoMaker wrote:Wow...
...when I stumbled out of bed this morning, I had no idea I'd accidently a meme, let alone inadvertently a religion. :shock:
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby LOLBeth » Thu May 24, 2012 9:54 pm UTC

nudge nudge
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby ShortChelsea » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:45 pm UTC

This should be on the first page.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby cemper93 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:30 pm UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:This should be on the first page.

Indeed.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:33 pm UTC

oh ello.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:24 am UTC

si
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Adam H » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:38 pm UTC

I've always wanted to post in this thread.

*cries tears of joy*
Goodbye
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:52 am UTC

there, there.
“eow reckon killing folk may-did make them like eow, but it doth not. It just maketh folk dead.” - Original quote from A very Potter Musical, current interpretation from the 2013 Madness
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby UniqueScreenname » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:21 am UTC

Adam H wrote:I've always wanted to post in this thread.

*cries tears of joy*

Why didn't you?
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:43 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure people won't view this if it's left sinking.
bentheimmigrant wrote:Why doesn't my science do that???

a twitter of some sort
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby patzer » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:03 am UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:I'm pretty sure people won't view this if it's left sinking.

that's why it needs bumping.
TheMulattoMaker wrote:Wow...
...when I stumbled out of bed this morning, I had no idea I'd accidently a meme, let alone inadvertently a religion. :shock:
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby mieulium » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:07 pm UTC

bump?
Hi. This is Martha. She likes dull objects. She likes you too! Oh wait... I guess you'd better get some brain training on then.

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby ArDeeJ » Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:24 pm UTC

yes. bump.
bentheimmigrant wrote:Why doesn't my science do that???

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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Darvince » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:10 am UTC

sugg hydrocinnamyl eliomys
Someone will ever know.
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Rosewinsall » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:39 pm UTC

meep
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby orangedragonfire » Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:14 pm UTC

Oh, noes, it has continued to sink! Again!
“eow reckon killing folk may-did make them like eow, but it doth not. It just maketh folk dead.” - Original quote from A very Potter Musical, current interpretation from the 2013 Madness
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Tillian » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:39 am UTC

And back to the front page you go.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!
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Re: Minimize the post:view ratio! (view, but don't post)

Postby Pressed Bunson » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:16 pm UTC

Ka-bump.
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Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

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Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


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