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by **Platypodes** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:25 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:About time I told somebody! I love Dick.

Dick? Who's he?

It must be someone cjdrum knows on the fora; I've never been in a relationship with anyone by that name IRL.

How are they related? I can't get any.

Um. I don't really know what the heck I was saying there. Did I say that? :headscratches: And you can't get any dick from Dick?

by **cjdrum** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:27 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:About time I told somebody! I love Dick.

Dick? Who's he?

It must be someone cjdrum knows on the fora; I've never been in a relationship with anyone by that name IRL.

How are they related? I can't get any.

Um. I don't really know what the heck you were saying there. Did you really say that? :headscratches: And I can't get any dick from Dick!

Aw, sadface for you. [/sarcasm]

by **thorgold** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:29 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:About time I told somebody! I love Dick.

Dick? Who's he?

It must be someone cjdrum knows on the fora; I've never been in a relationship with anyone by that name IRL.

We're related? Oh SHIT!

Yep. That girl you're crushing on is actually his mom. Awkward.

by **Platypodes** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:40 am UTC

thorgold wrote:Yep. I'm actually your mom. Awkward.

Mom? Really?! I didn't know you were on this forum!

cjdrum wrote:Look, I'm a ninja!

Yup. Hey, can you believe Thorgold is my mom???

by **cjdrum** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:44 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:I'm everybody's mom! Really! I didn't know all of my children were on this forum!

Yup. Hey, can you believe Thorgold is my mom and son???

... You're everybody's mom? You're thorgold's son? That makes you... A non-gendered time traveller?

by **thorgold** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:47 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I'm everybody's mom! Really! I didn't know all of my children were on this forum!

Yup. Hey, can you believe Thorgold is my mom and son???
... You're everybody's mom? You're thorgold's son? That makes me... sexy?

Stop trying to make yourself the center of conversation.

by **Platypodes** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:55 am UTC

thorgold wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I'm everybody's mom! Really! I didn't know all of my children were on this forum!

Yup. Hey, can you believe Thorgold is my mom and son???
... You're everybody's mom? You're thorgold's son? That makes me... sexy?

No, it doesn't. *ttthhhhhhbbbbbt*

As your mother, I demand that you be nicer to your fellow forum members. Especially since they're all your siblings.

by **thorgold** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:16 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
thorgold wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I'm everybody's mom! Really! I didn't know all of my children were on this forum!

Yup. Hey, can you believe Thorgold is my mom and son???
... You're everybody's mom? You're thorgold's son? That makes me... sexy?

No, it doesn't. *ttthhhhhhbbbbbt*

As your mother, I don't give a shit about you. Kill your siblings for all I care.

Okay!

by **more_people** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:45 pm UTC

thorgold wrote:
Platypodes wrote:As your mother, I don't give a shit about you. Kill your siblings for all I care.

No mummy!

Do what your mother tells you to do.

by **cjdrum** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:06 pm UTC

more_people wrote:
thorgold wrote:
Platypodes wrote:As your mother, I don't give a shit about you. Kill your siblings for all I care.

No mummy!

Do everything your mother tells you to do to her in bed.

Um. That really wasn't needed, more_people.

by **more_people** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:10 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:
more_people wrote:Do everything your mother tells you to do to her in bed.

Hey, what about me, more_people!

Why do you want to get involved?

by **Platypodes** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:18 am UTC

more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Hey, what about me, more_people!

Why do you want to get laid?

Probably for the same reason most people do.

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:14 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Hey, what about me, more_people!

Why do you want to get laid?

I have no idea. I doubt most people do.

Wait, are we still talking about me?

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:20 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I have no idea. I doubt most people do.
Wait, are you going to rape me?

.......

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:33 am UTC

more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I have no idea. I doubt most people do.
Wait, are you going to rape me?

.......yes.

... Awkward!

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:
more_people wrote:
.......yes.

... Awesome!

/me vomits.

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:27 pm UTC

more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
more_people wrote:
.......yes.

... Awesome!

great
/me comets.

I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED!!!

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:30 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:I WANT TO GET LAID!!

Aren't you six years old or something?

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:33 pm UTC

more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:I WANT TO GET LAID!!

But I'm six years old and something!

I wasn't talking about you.

In fact, I wasn't talking about that at all!

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:13 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:I wasn't asking you.

I was telling you to lay like that while did something that you are to young to understand!

No, mister! Don't do it! Please, no! :cry:

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:32 pm UTC

more_people wrote:Yes, mister! I want candy! Please, let me in your van!

That isn't a good idea, no matter what your age.

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:55 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:Here is a good idea, no matter what your age. thorgold.

What's thorgold got to do with this?

by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:59 am UTC

more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Here is a good idea, no matter what your age. thorgold.

What's thorgold got to do with my sex life?

Well, everything, apparently. I never said anything about sex - you were the one who brought it up. I therefore pronounce you:

Spoiler:

by **pheonixduprese** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:03 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
more_people wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Here is a good idea, no matter what your age. thorgold.

What's thorgold got to do with my sex life?

Well, everything, apparently. I'm really interested in sex - plus... you were the one who brought it up... you interested? I think it's finally time to announce it... I'm:
Spoiler:
gay

Cool bro! Me too!

by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:12 am UTC

pheonixduprese wrote:Cool story, bru! I spelled my username wrong, but cool story bru!

1. Don't call me "bru"
2. Yes, you did.

by **Platypodes** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:31 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:1. I have a cookie
2. Sine wave
3. Monkeys want to kill me

You just like making lists, don't you?

by **cjdrum** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:50 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:I just lurrrrve making lists, don't I?

Possible Answers:
Yes
No
Heck yeah! Check out these lists I made:
One
Two
Three
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet
A
E
I
O
U

Woah, calm down!

If I had written all of that, I'd be asking for donuts and ice cream.

by **Platypodes** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:05 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:I just lurrrrve making lists, don't I?

Possible Answers:
Yes
No
Heck yeah! Check out these lists I made:
One
Two
Three
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet
A
E
I
O
U

Woah, that was awesome! Here, have some donuts and ice cream.

Thank you!

(Do you realize you just gave me ice cream and a coffee cup?)

by **cjdrum** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:09 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:Thank you.

(Do you realize you just gave me your cream in a coffee cup? If you know what I mean )

Eww, I didn't even say anything like that.

by **Platypodes** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:14 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Thank you.

(Do you realize you just gave me your cream in a coffee cup? If you know what I mean )

Oops, I gave you my cup by mistake.

Okay, then. Here you go. I'll... uh... go get my own coffee. From someplace far away from here.

by **cjdrum** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:18 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Thank you.

(Do you realize you just gave me your cream in a coffee cup? If you know what I mean )

Oops, I gave you my cup by mistake.

Okay, thanks ! Here you go, $1000! I'll... uh... drink this $1000 coffee. And then I may or may not go far away from here.

P.S. This is great coffee!

Where's my $1000? Pay up. Also, why are you leaving?

by **Platypodes** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:20 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Thank you.

(Do you realize you just gave me your cream in a coffee cup? If you know what I mean )

Oops, I gave you my cup by mistake.

Okay, thanks ! Here you go, $1000! I'll... uh... drink this $1000 coffee. And then I may or may not go far away from here.

P.S. This is great coffee!
Aww, that's OK, you don't have to pay me. Also, why are you leaving?

Well, it's about time I went to sleep... Goodnight!

by **cjdrum** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:26 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:Well! It's about time I went to sleep, so I can't listen to your uncomfortable truths any more tonight... Goodnight!

~~Mike.~~ Platypodes. ~~Get out of~~ Stop talking to the well.

by **Ankit1010** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:08 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Well! It's about time I went to sleep, so I can't listen to your uncomfortable truths any more tonight... Goodnight!

~~Mike.~~ Platypus. ~~Get out of~~ Stop eating the well.

But its chocolatey and stuff!

by **cjdrum** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:18 pm UTC

Ankit1010 wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
Platypodes wrote:Well! It's about time I went to sleep, so I can't listen to your uncomfortable truths any more tonight... Goodnight!

~~Mike.~~ Platypus. ~~Get out of~~ Stop eating the well.

But my chocolate is made of stuff!

Hopefully, it's made of chocolate...

by **Platypodes** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:08 am UTC

cjdrum wrote:Hope is the thing made of chocolate
That perches in the soul...

Oh, you're an Emily Dickinson fan? Cool! I don't think you've got that first line quite right, though.

by **John Citizen** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:26 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
cjdrum wrote:My chocolate will never get hot or melt.

Oh, you have an electric fan? Cool! Gee Willikers, I want one.

A little over-excited there? It's only a fan.

by **Platypodes** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:45 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:I'm a little over-excited to meet you. I'm your biggest fan!

Well, gosh, I didn't know I had fans! Um, thanks!

by **John Citizen** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:57 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:
John Citizen wrote:
Platypodes wrote:
cjdrum wrote:My chocolate will never get hot or melt.

Oh, you have an electric fan? Cool! Gee Willikers, I want one.

I'm a retailer of fans.

Well, gosh, can I buy one? Um, thanks!

Here you are! That'll be $99.99. You really like fans, don't you?

by **Platypodes** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:22 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:Here you are, here's $99.99. You know I'm your biggest fan, don't you?

Thanks, but that's ok, I don't need your money.

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