0884: "Rogers St."

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby boomies » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:15 pm UTC

Interesting. My name is Fish Queen. See dad, unoriginality does have consequences.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Odd_nonposter » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:47 pm UTC

Ichapp wrote:I always felt left out when this topic came up, because I'm a rural kid. Tucker Highway 13 doesn't really say porn at all.


Ditto. "Kip County Road 20" isn't very sexy.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby tak » Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:58 pm UTC

My porn name would be "Max High". Sounds like a marijuana-smoking dork, but could also be a euphemism for the biggest cock.

Too bad I'm a jerk.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby meatyochre » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:00 pm UTC

Oh I always loved this concept. My porn star name is Calypso Beverly Lane.

Yes, we really had a cat named Calypso. And I grew up on Beverly Lane!
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby 3DollarBill » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:48 pm UTC

Hunter... Anaxagoras?

Actually I did some porn, but I would have never used this. Maybe If I do some more I could do some nerdy porn and use this name.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby eab1113 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:52 pm UTC

I don't think it gets much better than mine: "Ann Old Dike." I wish I wasn't kidding.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Eternal Density » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:07 pm UTC

Didn't get it for a few seconds but then I recalled one of those survey emails people send around, in which I got 'Barry Hogan' which is alright I guess.
Nice Bobby Tables reference.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby chaoztheory1 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:16 pm UTC

My first pet being a cat named Shadow for shadowing people, and growing up on Shadow Ave...

Porn Name = Shadow Shadow. I can only say one thing. What.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby stardf29 » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:30 pm UTC

I've lived on a fair number of streets in my lifetime, the earliest of which I don't remember.

Given the first I do remember, I get the rather simple "Sparkey Clem".

The one after that, though?

"Sparkey Saint Andrews".

...wha?

Edit: Also, loved the alt-text.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Choboman » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:46 pm UTC

"Blaze Somerset"... I like it.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby HalfWayDownTheStairs » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:50 pm UTC

Dagnamit! Why didn't I consider my prospective porn career when naming my goldfish things like "Bubbles the Impaler"?
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby BytEfLUSh » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:16 pm UTC

Damn... My first pet was called "Laki" (translated to English: "Light", as in "not heavy"), and my first street was "Kratka" (English: "Short" or "Small"). Not too good, I guess.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby cptjeff » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:17 pm UTC

HalfWayDownTheStairs wrote:Dagnamit! Why didn't I consider my prospective porn career when naming my goldfish things like "Bubbles the Impaler"?


I don't think you need a street name. "Bubbles the Impaler" will do quite nicely.


Mine is too lame to even be worth mentioning, and I am shocked, and somewhat relieved, that there are no rule 34 links here.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Fougare » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:26 am UTC

translating from spanish dog name, and spanish street name...
"white wonders" just ignore the fact that i'm "brown" skinned

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby JohanJ » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:27 am UTC

I grew up on a street called Ryttaregatan. The most obvious, or at least direct, translation of that would be "Rider Street". I've never had a pet, but if I pick one of my first girlfriend's, I suppose my porn name could be something like Fernando Rider.

One could do worse, I suppose.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:59 am UTC

Cranica wrote:
mric wrote:Does the name 'Mister Rogers' have a particular reference? It seems like a slightly dull but perfectly adequate porn name to me.


I'm going to assume this is a troll and answer anyway.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... ledl68mjvj


You gotta remember, while Mr. Rogers is an iconic character well know to Americans and Canadians, the chances are, a lot people outside of the US and Canada would not know about him.

The only reason I (an Australian) know about him is because of a Cracked.com article.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby sje46 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:11 am UTC

eab1113 wrote:I don't think it gets much better than mine: "Ann Old Dike." I wish I wasn't kidding.

So you are kidding.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Clayh » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:26 am UTC

All possible combos of names: Moby Cordoba, Moby Sagittarius, Cricket Cordoba, Cricket Sagittarius. Personally I like Moby Cordoba. BTW, I got this while I was registering so I could reply to this: http://bit.ly/gMQ2LB

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby castell » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:26 am UTC

Benito Virreyna


I'm speechless.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Bobbert » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:45 am UTC

Evan Stone.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby currentlyalice » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:55 am UTC

Cutie Devereux. oO

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby applejuicefool » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:26 am UTC

applejuicefool wrote:I'd be Jamey Everglades. Not too bad.

Or possibly Jamey 5th Avenue (no, not the New York one). 5th Avenue is the first address I remember living at, but I spent more time at Everglades and really consider it my old stomping grounds. Plus, "Everglades" sounds better than "5th Avenue" as a porn name.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby NukemHill » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:27 am UTC

Snowy Walnut.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby A civilian » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:32 am UTC

I never had a pet, and I don't know how to write my parents' pet nor my street name in English. Oh well.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Azshade » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:34 am UTC

I have a rather cool porn name, Rusty Stoker, especially since I have red hair. To bad I didn't realise the potential for this career during university.
Also, Mr Rogers isn't universal. I had heard of him, but only because I heard him referenced previously and googled it. It's an American thing.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:09 am UTC

I suppose it I was able to choose from any of my pets and streets I lived on instead of just the first of each, my porn name would be: Boof Armstrong

Hell, not only does Boof sound manly, it sounds likw somethging you do in porn as in "I'm going to BOOF you senseless.
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby The_Squidd » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:14 am UTC

Well, I've had a few pets...If I went with first pet, my name would be
Hobbes Apple...but that's not really the right gender, so I guess I'd have to go with my current dog...

Peaches Apple?

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby arbivark » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:05 am UTC

Once upon a time, at an anarchist commune in missouri, i knew a guy named fred. fred rogers.
Last i heard, he was in jail for child molesting. (dunno if he was guilty or not.)

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby LSN » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:38 am UTC

sje46 wrote:
eab1113 wrote:I don't think it gets much better than mine: "Ann Old Dike." I wish I wasn't kidding.

So you are kidding.


If you're not kidding, you're winning.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby SEE » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:59 am UTC

blackhatmatt wrote:"Harry Deepwood." Awesome. That's, like, classic pron material.


Sounds like it would be a good pairing with a gal called "Freckles Woodgate".

However, I'm a guy.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby scottyb » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:10 am UTC

Kiki Ravenswood doesn't work for a guy. :|

Also, I always use BS security answers precisely because I don't want things to be guessable.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Mzungu-wa-Pemba » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:11 am UTC

How very peculiar. The British slang meaning of "Rogers" would probably make Mister Rogers THE porn name by which others are measured! For those of you unfamiliar with such terminology, suffice it to say that over here you could say "I gave her a damn good rogering" and nobody would be in any doubts as to what you'd been up to.

Incidentally, my porn name comes out as Lloyd Stonefall, which I think sounds rather more like a mid-afternoon TV lawyer than a porn star. Someone Quincy would run up against.

My friend Claire gets Creamy Binnington, which I think takes some beating (so to speak).

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby brakos82 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:22 am UTC

I'd just drop the pet name and go with the street name "Grand Fir". :P
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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Felstaff » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:24 am UTC

A civilian wrote:I never had a pet, and I don't know how to write my parents' pet nor my street name in English. Oh well.

Cool story, bro.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby ikkleste » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:06 am UTC

So I'm in the UK. I got the references (both the porn name and Mr. Rodgers (and the drop table ;)). However Mr. Rodgers just isn't well known over here, all we have to go off generally is second hand references mostly from the internet.

Anyhow, my name would either be Puss Merrington, or Snowy Roseberry (or swapped around). They're all a little feminine, but I think also pretty good.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Disa » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:17 am UTC

Simba Goldenrod. Sounds great for a guy, but I'm not one.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby zae » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:34 am UTC

Going with my first male pet (and the first pet I named myself), plus the street I lived on longest out of the ~10 I grew up on, I get...

Congo Goth

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby VectorZero » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:02 am UTC

rapturemachine wrote:I grew up in Russia and if I went by that, it'd be Nika Parkhomenko, and no one would be able to pronounce that. :roll:
Yeah, that's a little hard to swallow.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby Indie » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:35 am UTC

Hey, longtime-reader and occassional-checker-of-the-forum-to-have-strips-explained-when-I-don't-get-them here. Finally got round to registering.

Just want to point out that, friendly and entirely non sexual TV old man in america notwithstanding, that kid's going to be over here (England) doing porn so fast it'll make his head spin.

"Name?"

"Mister Rogers"

"You're hired."

He might even be headhunted by porn recruiters.

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Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:01 pm UTC

I have several good options for my porn name
Figaro Forest
Bucky Forest
Tiger Forest (lmao ikr)
Felix Forest

and thats just the male cats
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