Granted. Congratulations, though, you necro'd the real life thread! (an impossible feat, duh)chridd wrote:I wish to be in first place in the Thread Necromancy RL game.
I wish for an incorrect BBCode tag.
chridd wrote:I wish my springs would break.
John Citizen wrote:chridd wrote:I wish my springs would break.
Granted, every item you own containing springs stops working.
I wish for good feathers.
SmoothBlade wrote:asiekierka wrote:I wish someone hacked my Bitcoin account.
Granted, you have lost all your bitcoins.
I wish my neighbour was a ninja
Granted. However, now it's harder to communicate because 25 of the letters of our alphabet are gone.Kromix wrote:e eeee eee eeeeeeeeeeee
AvatarIII wrote:I wish to be the world's gravest!
KrazyerKate wrote:I wish for a ham sandwich so big that it would go rotten before I could finish it.
KrazyerKate wrote: Justin Bieber would give me his pubic hair.
AvatarIII wrote:i wish that my dating years were over
SmoothBlade wrote:I wish I had a cupcaker!
AvatarIII wrote:i wish for more thyme
SmoothBlade wrote:I wish Calculon was fixed
Granted. Now all bakeries and ice-cream makers get stuck due to recursion, because they need to have cake and ice cream before they make chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream.a-wan wrote:I wish for a chocolate to be cake with ice cream.
Granted. You are weightless and you float out into space.a-wan wrote:chridd wrote:I wish I didn't have to keep weighing.
You turn into a horn.a-wan wrote:chridd wrote:I a shy kid, thin, kind of a wuss.
I wish I could beep right now.
Red Hal wrote: I wish that I could bring happiness to the world through songs of mediums.
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:I wish for the majority of the voting population to be bashful, well-endowed individuals.
Tomlidich wrote:i wish i would die trapped in a window in a fire.
SmoothBlade wrote:I wish for it to be possible to put a laser sight on a chain gun
I wish it was impossible to see all the movie stars in the theater from where I live.
Granted. Your car is literally powered by running animals.Tomlidich wrote:i wish i had a Running car, like maybe a 69 impala with a weasel engine.
Belial wrote:I'm all outraged out. Call me when the violent rebellion starts.