[L] Homestar Scummer- it's over!

[ahippo]

Homestar Scummer

Strong Bad sat at his computer. “Email song is the song of LOOOVE” He smacked the enter key with his big boxing glove hands.

Dear Strong Bad,
The Homestarmy has become aware of your plan to invade our peaceful nation and we will not stand for it! You will soon taste the wrath of orange bowls and wooden spoons! No amount of badminton will be able to stop us! So know now. We will be ready for you!

Sewiously yours,
Homestar Runner

“Well, I wasn’t planning on a war... But whatever! Yeah this sounds like fun. Let me rustle up my team and let’s get to woik!” Strong Bad jumped out of his seat with that old familiar chair scoot and dashed out of his room.

Meanwhile, Homestar was giving a pep talk.

“Are you gonna let that two-bit wrestle man win? Or are you gonna do your duty for the Homestarmy?”

“YEAH!” came the cheer from the crowd.

“Are you ready to hand over your life or your five bucks for your colonel if you are called to do so?”

“YEAH!”

“Do you HAS??”

… “Oh, sorry.” There was a noticeable click of a tape player- “YEAH!”

“Then get out there and make me proud!”

LIVING PLAYERS

Spoiler:

1. cellery
2. Chandani
3.Dr Ug cjdrum ameretrifle
4. goochlifta
5. GopherofPern
6. John Citizen
7. Krong
8. weiyaoli
9. mister k DotProduct
10. mpolo
11. tastelikecoke


REPLACEMENTS:
None

DEAD PLAYERS

Spoiler:

1. Fang (Reynold, Homestarmy)
2. ForAllOfThis (Trogdor, Independent)
3. Stanley (Strong Mad, On Point Kings)
4. wooy` ( Rather Dashing, Homestarmy)
5. greenlover (Onion Bubs, Homestarmy)
6. more_people DaBigCheez (Crackotage, Homestarmy)
7. phlip Hausdog (King of Town, Independent)
8. Slbub (Pom-Pom, Homestarmy)
9. Mavketl (The Cheat, On Point Kings)
10. BoomFrog

STANDARD RULES

Spoiler:

1. Spoiler any posts about the game in the discussion thread and DO NOT READ SPOILERS IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE. You are still alive until the mods say you are dead. You may PM if and only if explicitly stated in your role description.
2. All PMs must be CC'ed to both mods (ahippo and Dark Loink).
3. Please stay (at least mostly) on topic.
4. Don't lurk through the whole game; if you need to drop out, TELL THE MODS. Really bad lurkers REALLY PISS ME OFF. We have replacement players just in case real life gets in the way of your mafia playing.
4a. if you don't post in the thread for 5 consecutive days, you will receive a mod prod with 48 hours to respond. If you don't respond in 48 hours you will be replaced or modkilled.
5. If you aren't part of the game, please post in spoilers in the discussion thread for outside analysis. (*grabbing popcorn* is okay, just don't be too disruptive.)
6. If you die, don't say anything for the rest of the game except a simple, "Bah, you got me," which reveals no information.
7. You may not post verbatim or quote from your role PM. Paraphrasing is fine.
8. You may not edit your posts.

SPECIAL GAME RULES

Spoiler:

1. There are some actions that happen during the day. Some that happen at night.

2. E-mail: All players can send an e-mail to Homestar or Strong Bad at any time. Address it like this in a PM to the mods:

SUBJECT-
To: strongbad@homestarrunner.com

MESSAGE-
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing
gloves off before you go to bed?

Sincerely,
Abdi LaRue
San Diego, CA

OR

SUBJECT-
To: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com

MESSAGE-
Dear Homestar,
Can you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?

Sincerely,
Abdi

The e-mails will be sent to their respective players (Strong Bad or Homestar) anonymously. They then have the power to answer e-mails publicly through the mods. The response will be posted in the main thread via the mods so that neither player’s identity is compromised. There is no limit on the number of times this can happen in a day.

3. THE LURKER: If any player is lurking too much the other players can ask for that player to have the title of Lurker and be, for all intents and purposes, roleblocked. If the mods agree that this player is not active enough the title will go into effect and stay in effect until the player posts at least twice in thread.

4. Have fun. This is going to be a very silly game. Jokes are heartily encouraged.

[ahippo]

Roles going out now.

[ForAllOfThis]

Mods: Can we only have one "lurker" at a time, or multiple?

Woo first player post!

[Dark Loink]

Right now, theres only going to be one at a time.(Hopefully, there won't be any, but this is so we don't have to be as terribly strict on replacements) If activity gets to a bad enough point, there could be multiple. This is a way to have activity, but have a less strict option than modkill for a longer period of time.

[Dark Loink]

All role pms have now been sent.

[weiyaoli]

Confirm.

[mister k]

Maximum confirm!

[slbub]

post conforming

[ForAllOfThis]

Maximum? What are you a sissy?

PANSY CONFIRM!!

[cellery]

"Bubblebubblebubblebubblebubble"

(Confirm)

[Mavketl]

Confirming!

[Wooy`]

Confirm.

[mpolo]

Can I baptize instead of confirm?

[goochlifta]

confirming the crap out of it

[Gopher of Pern]

confirmination

[John Citizen]

Confirm.

[Chandani]

Confirming!

[ahippo]

Just a heads up. If you click on the pictures of your characters in your role PMs it will bring you to the Homestar Runner Wiki page for your character. The opening title will take you to the main Wiki page. Should be helpful for you who don't have flavor knowledge.

[greenlover]

Confirming.

[phlip]

Anti-confirmed, I appear to be PM-less.

[Chandani]

Aww. D:

You're on the list, so they didn't exactly cut you...

[Dark Loink]

The username of phlip was spelled wrong, so he did not get a role pm. This has been remedied.

[phlip]

And confirmed.

[Krong]

Confirm!

[ahippo]

Still waiting on the following six players to confirm:

Dr Ug
eajik
Fang
more_people
Stanley
tastelikecoke

The Role PMs have only been out for about half a day so I'm not getting impatient or anything, but the sooner we can get the ball rolling the better.

[Gopher of Pern]

I'm pretty sure Ug and more_people wont be returning your pm's. At least not soon.

[ahippo]

Well we've got a replacement for one, but hopefully you're wrong about both of them. How pitiful would it be to have to replace someone before the game even begins?

[Gopher of Pern]

I already replaced more_people in my game, they didn't read their pm. Though it is school holidays in Aus, maybe no access at home. Should finish by next wednesday. (Yay, 5 day weekend! )

[slbub]

i will be gone this week so i won't be able to post don't rplace me..... ...or else

[Mavketl]

I vote that slbub gets the LURKER hat.

[Mavketl]

Spoiler:

[mpolo]

Kind of funny to be going with the title right away, but it kind of makes sense.

I will be rather scarce this weekend due to Easter -- most likely I will be around Thursday, a quick check on Saturday, and mostly back on Sunday.

[more_people]

Hey, sorry, I haven't been on for the past 9 days. I had no internet and even now I have limited internet.
Anyway, corfirm. And this is going to be fun as long as there is no way any can be roleblocked by a net.

[Stanley]

Confirm

[Fang]

confirming my Jeyorb!

[tastelikecoke]

when did I sign up for this? 41 days is such a long time...

confirminating
Disclaimer: I will be pretty scarce for every fucking day because I have little time for mafia. It's actually my free time this whole summer vacation (spring for those far from the equator) but I have a lack of interest in mafia these days. My availability will be dependent on my compound interest.

[ahippo]

I think it's pretty safe to say that Dr Ug is not going to be confirming. I fully expect eajik to though.

Anyway, cjdrum will now be replacing Dr Ug.

[cjdrum]

Confirming my replace. I've read through the thread, and the vibe I get from... most people's... posts is that they know who they are and want to play the game!

Detailed analysis of the confirming stage later.

[cjdrum]

Hey, I can post here, can't I

On the topic of slbub gaining the Lurker Hat:

I was bored at 2 in the morning, so...

[tastelikecoke]

Don't worry slbub and other scarce people, I'll be at your side, passively lurking together!