Create a Card: MTG

[Gypped]

Glenn the Frog
1U
Creature - Humanoid Frog Knight
2/2

Level up 1U

LEVEL 2-3
4/3
T: Deal damage equal to ~'s power to target creature

LEVEL 4+
6/4
T: Deal damage equal to ~'s power to target creature or player

(Nice idea with the reference. I hope I did Leap Slash some justice because that was my favorite Frog move, other than X-Strike dual tech with Chrono. I figure Dual Techs would be too complicated in MTG. Maybe Chrono should have a triple tech where its possible to use only if there's two other max level creatures on the battlefield. Something like an almost instant-win.)

Next Card: Lucca the Tinkerer -or- Prometheus the Automaton

[Kain]

Prometheus the Automaton
0
Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem
Cumulative Upkeep - Put a +1/+1 counter on ~, and discard the top card of your library.
As long as ~ has no age counters on it, ~ may not be removed from the battlefield for having 0 toughness. (May need rewording)
0/0
In a world ruled by magic, the pursuit of technology leads to madness.
(No chrono trigger reference, seeing as I never played the game)

Next Card: The devil you know

[++$_]

The Devil You Know
BBB
Creature - Devil
Vigilance
When The Devil You Know becomes untapped, say "Hello" to it or it deals 3 damage to you.
When The Devil You Know becomes tapped, say "Goodbye" to it or it deals 3 damage to you.
Whenever a player taps or untaps a land, if The Devil You Know is untapped, tap it and then untap it.
Endless flames suffice to torture the average soul, but some people have a high tolerance for pain. For those souls, the devils break out the Candelabra of Tawnos.
4/3

Next card: The Devil You Don't.

[KrazyerKate]

The Devil You Don't
B
Morph 2B
When The Devil You Don't is turned face up, sacrifice it and search your library for a card named The Devil You Know.
1/1

Next Card: Judas Iscariot

[Kain]

Judas Iscariot
2WW
Legendary Creature - Human
B, Sacrifice a creature you control: add X mana of any one color to your mana pool, where X is the mana cost of the sacrificed creature plus 1.
1/1

Next card: Dawn of Reason

[KrazyerKate]

Dawn of Reason 3U
Enchantment
5: Draw a card. Play this ability only as a sorcery. Any player may play this ability.

Next Card: Urza's Toenail Clippers

[BurningLed]

Urza's Toenail Clippers
6
Legendary Artifact

T: Destroy target land.

I think I made the clippers too hardcore.

Next: Skeletal Zombie Whale

[++$_]

Skeletal Zombie Whale
5UUBB
Creature -- Skeleton Zombie Whale

Skeletal Zombie Whale is unblockable.
BB: Regenerate Skeletal Zombie Whale

It's a zombie too. That's very important.
-Luis Scott-Vargas

7/9

Next card: Deceased White Men

[Kain]

Deceased White Men
WWBB W/B
Legendary Creature - Zombie (Picture shows at least three well dressed zombies - bowler hats, canes and the like)
T: Untap target creature.
UnT: Return target creature card in an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Beware the Delegates of Death

next card: Subsonic Emitter

[BurningLed]

*points finger* THREAD MURDERER.

Subsonic Emitter
UUU
Artifact

Creatures with converted mana cost less than 1 cannot attack.

Next: Grey Dragon Scale Mail

(XKCD's insane page rank surprises me sometimes. I googled "subsonic emitter" and it's the 4th or 5th result.)

[Kain]

Nooo, I totally didn't even realize I killed my own favorite thread
Grey Dragon Scale Mail
BP BP BP BP BP (CP indicates phyrexian mana of the color C)
Artifact - Equipment
If Equipped creature has infect, it has +7/+0.
Equip: BP BP BP

next card: whatever you want

[Gypped]

Whatever You Want
BU
Instant

Discard any number of cards. For each card discarded this way, you lose 1 life and may search your library for any card, reveal it, and place it in your hand.
Shuffle your library

Next Card: Cecil Harvey, Red Wings Captain -or- Devil's Bargain

[Hix]

Cecil, Red Wings Captain
3BB
Legendary Creature - Human Lunarian Knight

BBB: Cecil deals 2 damage to himself and to each nonblack creature your opponents control.

One to be born
From a dragon
Hosting the light
And the dark
-Mysidian Legend

2/6


Next Card: Cecil, King of Baron -OR- Mysidian Legend -OR- Wall of Sand

[Kain]

Wall of Sand
3R
Creature - Wall
Defender
Sacrifice a red creature you control: regenerate Wall of Sand
Sacrifice Wall of Sand: exile target creature blocked by Wall of Sand
0/4

Next Card: Wall of Ash

[BurningLed]

That's twice now.

Wall of Ash
3B
Creature - Wall
Defender
Sacrifice a black creature you control: Destroy target attacking creature.
Sacrifice a land: Regenerate ~.
0/4

Next: Mutated Potato -or- Headbang -or- Pleasurable Bite -or- Bloody Knuckles -or- Dammit, Not Me Too!

[Herra Monologi]

Dammit, Not Me Too!
2 U/W
Enchantment

Players can't search their libaries for creature cards.

Nextcard: Zombie Cheerleading Squad

[Kain]

Zombie Cheerleading Squad
1BB
Creature - Zombie
T: Each attacking creature get -X/-X until the end of the turn, where X is the number of blocking creatures assigned to that attacker.
0/3

Next Card: Bestial Intelligence

[Gypped]

Bestial Intelligence
1RR
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all passive and active abilities, and instead it gains +5/+0 and must attack each turn if able.

Me smash good

Next Card: Zombie Pigman -or- Shoe Pebble -or- Quicksand Trap

[BurningLed]

Zombie Pigman
3RRB
Creature - Zombie Pig Humanoid
6/4

When equipping ~, you may pay 1 life instead of the equip cost.
T, RB: Search your deck for any creature card named "~". You may put that card into play tapped. Shuffle your library afterwards.
If ~ is destroyed in combat, the attacker's controller gains 2 life.

Next: Redstone Torch -or- Flying Bottle Beast -or- Red Oil

[Hix]

Redstone Torch
2
Artifact

~ enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it.
T, remove a charge counter from ~: Each other artifact you control gains a charge counter if it has none, but loses all charge counters if it had any.
3, remove a charge counter from another artifact you control: ~ gains a charge counter if it has none.

Next Card: Diamond Pick -OR- Seal of Chaos

[BurningLed]

Diamond Pickaxe
3
Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has Mountainwalk and "If this creature deals combat damage to a player and that player controls a mountain, destroy that mountain".
Equip 1


Next Card: Diamond Hatchet

Sorry, had to. For fun, let's change "Diamond Hatchet" to "Golden Hoe"

[Kain]

Golden Hoe
3
Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has first strike and "If this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices a plains he or she controls"
Equip 1

Next Card: Silver Syphon

[more_people]

Silver Sphon
2WW
Creature-Syphon
2/2

Level Up-W
Level 1-5 For every artifact on the field this creature gains +1/+3
3/3

Level 6+ For every artifact on the field this creatyre gains +2/+6 and the owner of this card gains 2 life for every counter on this creature
5/5

Next Card: Angelo, the Fallen King

[cjdrum]

THE CARD THAT MEANS EVERYBODY HATES YOU
0
Instant

Whenever THE CARD THAT MEANS EVERYBODY HATES YOU is placed on the table, all other players' Creatures, Enchantments, Equipment, etc. are sent to the respective owners' graveyard.
Whenever THE CARD THAT MEANS EVERYBODY HATES YOU is used, it goes back to the top of your library.

[more_people]

Um, did you read the rules?
You have to create a card using the name given in the last post.
So I said 'Angelo, the Fallen KIng' which you have to use as it's card name, then you say what the next card is supposed to be called.

Anywat Next Card: Jack Decree

[Nevea]

Jack Decree
UUU
Instant

Counter target noncreature spell, then exile it from the game. As long as target spell remains exiled you may cast it during your turn by paying its mana cost plus (2).


Next Card: Perpetuate

[Gypped]

Perpetuate
UG
Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains regeneration and has "2: Untap"

Next: Instigate -or- Hyperventilate -or- Satiate -or- Epic Beard Man

[Mark H]

Epic Beard Man
UUUUUUW
Creature-Human Monk
0/5

Defender
If Epic Beard Man defends, all attacking creatures gain a Pacifism Counter which has "this creature can't attack or block".
Tap: all creatures wth a Pacifism Counter are destroyed.

Next Card: Bling Bling.

[LLCoolDave]

Bling Bling
2
Artifact - Equipment

Equip 0
Oh, shiny!

Next Card: Startled Stags

[Nevea]

Startled Stags
WU
Creature - Horse
4/4

Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield, return ~ to your hand.


Next Card: Octogenarian

[Mark H]

Octogenarian
BluBluBluBluUUUU
Legendary Creature - Kraken
8/8

Islandwalk
Portection from Red
Infect
Blu: Target creature must block ~ this turn.

Next Card: Super Raw

[BurningLed]

Old people is synonymous with octopus. It all makes sense now.

Super Raw
RR
Instant

Target creature is Red and has +2/-2 until end of turn.

Next: Magic Gravity Ball

[Nevea]

Magic Gravity Ball
2
Artifact

1, T: Each player shuffles their library.


Next Card: Spitter Cobra

[Kain]

Spitter Cobra
3BG
Creature - Snake
Infect
T: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature
T: ~ deals 1 damage to target player. That player may chose to have ~ deal 2 damage to a creature he or she controls to prevent the damage that would be done to him or her.
2/2

Next Card: Bloody Footprints

[Gypped]

Bloody Footprints
BW
Instant

For every creature that dealt combat damage this turn, gain 1 life.

Next: Rakanishu

[BurningLed]

Rakanishu
RR
Legendary Creature - Imp
1/1

T: Place a 1/1 Red Imp creature token into play.
All Imps have First Strike while ~ is in play.
When ~ is removed from the battlefield, remove all Red Imp creature tokens from the field.

Rakanishu!

Next: The Butcher

(Can we do a Diablo set? Those games have eaten so much of my time...)

[Gypped]

The Butcher
2BBB
Legendary Creature - Demon
4/4

Trample
Sacrifice a creature: Add a +1/+1 counter to ~.
If a creature is sent to the graveyard because of damage dealt by ~, add a +1/+1 counter to ~.

Ahh, fresh meat

Next Card: Andarial -or- Hephasto the Armorer -or- The Grandfather -or- Buriza-Do Kyanon -or- Tyrael

(Yea, I recently started playing D2 again on this server. Not many people on it, but there's no bots and everyone's friendly.)

[Mark H]

Hephasto the Armorer
5URRR
Legendary Creature - Demon
3/5

Tap: Search your library for an artifact and place it on the battlefield.
As long as this creature is untapped, you gain 2 life per artifact on the field.

"I shall make weapons from your BONES! Your souls will fuel the Hellforge!"- The Smith of the Hellforge Legion.

[Mark H]

Forget to add this

Next Card: Akara the Alchemist -or- Griswold the Corrupt

[Herra Monologi]

Griswold the Corrupt
BBB3
Legendary creature - Zombie Smith
3/5
Regenerate: Sacrifice an artifact
Dredge 3
Grandeur Discard another card named ~: return up to three artifact cards from your graveyard to play, you may attach any equipments returned this way to creatures you control.

Next card: Devil Kin