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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:29 am UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
existential_elevator wrote:
cjdrum wrote:Madness?

These!
are!
SPEEEEDOOOOOOS!!!

I agree, those men are decorated in a very sparing manner.

My eyes are burning!



Alright this has gone on too far. Who loves Speedos?? I love speedos!!


Help!
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:49 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:

Alright this has gone on too far. Who loves Cookies?? I love Cookies!!


Me!


Yay! Chocolate chip is my favorite!
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Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby Falkorr » Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:25 pm UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:

Alright this has gone on too far. Who loves Cookies?? I love Cookies!!


Me!


Wait, chocolate chip is your favorite?


Yes, as it happens.
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:43 am UTC

Falkorr wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:

Alright this has gone on too far. Who loves Cookies?? I love Cookies!!


Me!


Wait, chocolate chip is your favorite?


No, I hate them with a passion.


:O we can never be friends
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:24 am UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Falkorr wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Wait, are you going to shave it?


No, I have a passion for my pubes.


:O we can never be gay friends


Oh dear god
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:25 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Falkorr wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Wait, are you going to shave it?


No, I have a passion for my pubes.


:O we can never be gay friends


Yes. yes we can't.


What a glorious decision. You finally made up your mind?
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Re: Obama was blinded by fast Republicans

Postby Gerald Bostock » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:04 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Falkorr wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Wait, are you going to shave it?


No, I have a passion for my pubes.


:O we can never be gay friends


Yes. yes we can't.


What a glorious decision. I have finally made up my mind to shave them for you.


Wait, what?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby a-wan » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:41 pm UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Falkorr wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Wait, are you going to shave it?


No, I have a passion for my pubes.


:O we can never be gay friends


Yes. yes we can't.


What a glorious decision. I have finally made up my mind to shave them for you.


Wait for me!


You people have sick fetishes.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Gerald Bostock » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really? :wink: Want to give us any more details?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Lorenz » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:31 pm UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:


If you tell us more about them, I might want to join as well.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:11 am UTC

Lorenz wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:


If your into frogs, I might want to join as well.

I think the typical ones involve feet
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Gerald Bostock » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:22 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:

If your into frogs, I might want to join as well.

My ones typically ones involve thier feet

Really? How does that even work?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby a-wan » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:06 pm UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:

If your into frogs, I might want to join as well.

My ones typically ones involve thier feet

Really great idea! I'll try to make that work!

What you do on your own time is your own business. Some things (like this one) should be kept private.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Trumpkin » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:25 pm UTC

a-wan wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:

If your into frogs, I might want to join as well.

My ones typically ones involve thier feet

Really great idea! I'll try to make that work!

Who stole my trousers!?

I think you're on the wrong thread
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Gerald Bostock » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:55 pm UTC

Trumpkin wrote:
a-wan wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Lorenz wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
a-wan wrote:I have sick fetishes.

Really?, Want to give me your e-mail?:wink::wink:

If your into frogs, I might want to join as well.

My ones typically ones involve thier feet

Really great idea! I'll try to make that work!

Who stole my trousers!?

Mine are missing too!

Well don't look at me...
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:31 am UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
Trumpkin wrote:
a-wan wrote:Who stole my trousers!?

Mine are missing too!

Hey everybody, look at me!!!


*Looks, thinks to self, "Where did that fellow get all of those trousers?"*
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:38 pm UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
Trumpkin wrote:
a-wan wrote:Who stole my trousers!?

Mine are missing too!

Hey everybody, look at me!!!


Where did I get all of these trousers?"*

I had to possess you after Lorenz killed me. Decided to steal some trousers and make you look like a creeper, haha.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Gerald Bostock » Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:59 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Where did I get all of these trousers?"*

Forget trousers- I want to possess you!

Hm... I think this is capitalism gone a bit too far...
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:26 am UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Where did you get all of these trousers?"*

I process trousers for a living!

Hm... I hate people who process things...

What did we ever do to you?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby a-wan » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:41 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Where did you get all of these trousers?"*

I process trousers for a living!

Hm... I hate people who process things...

How can I ever live without you?

I never thought processing trousers would be a reason to end a relationship.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:11 am UTC

a-wan wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:Where did you get all of these trousers?"*

I process trousers for a living!

Hm... I hate people who process things...

How can I ever live without you?

I never thought processing trousers would be the reason he ended our relationship.

I sympathize with him, not you, trouser processor!
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Randomizer » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:16 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:I have no sympathy for your tiring prosecutors!

You should have thought of that before you illegally downloaded that Coldplay album, you devious criminal!
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:58 am UTC

Randomizer wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:I have no sympathy for your tiring prosecutors!

You should have thought of that before you illegally downloaded that Hannah Montana album, you devious criminal!

... Wow SB, I would've thought higher of your musical taste...
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:38 pm UTC

xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Randomizer wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:I have no interest in your garbage modern music rants!

You should have thought of that before you played that Tom Petty album in public, you devious classic rock fan!

... Wow SB, I love your musical taste...
I'm glad
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:15 am UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:
xX17GHDUDE17Xx wrote:
Randomizer wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:I have no interest in your garbage modern music rants!

You should have thought of that before you played that Tom Petty album in public, you devious classic rock fan!

... Wow SB, I love your musical taste...
I'm glados

Wait what. I have to shut you down before you start the neuro toxins.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Gerald Bostock » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:50 pm UTC

Quantum Sunshine wrote:
SmoothBlade wrote:I'm a gladiator.

Wait what. I have to shut you down before you take over Rome.

But I am entertained!
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:42 am UTC

Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

choo choo
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby tomtom2357 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:27 am UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

:cry: sorry.
I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby jendral_hxr » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:32 am UTC

tomtom2357 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

Lorry.

What now? Train fetish?
I wish I weren't so stupid
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby tomtom2357 » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:35 am UTC

jendral_hxr wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

Lorry.

What now? Brain fetish?

Wait what?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:16 pm UTC

tomtom2357 wrote:
jendral_hxr wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

Lorry.

What now? Brain fetish?

Build a hut

But I like my house!
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby ShortChelsea » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:27 am UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
jendral_hxr wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

Lorry.

What now? Brain fetish?

Build a hut

But I like mouse!


Are we still discussing weird fetishes?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:25 am UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
jendral_hxr wrote:
tomtom2357 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Gerald Bostock wrote:but I am a train!

boo hoo!

Lorry.

What now? Brain fetish?

Build a hut

But I like mouse!

Are we still discussing graphic novels about the Holocaust?

That's "Maus," silly.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby darknut » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:51 am UTC

Bartimaeus wrote:Thats a Moose silly.

you're the silly one, its clearly a caribou
something somthing, i dont know, whatever
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby ShortChelsea » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:07 pm UTC

darknut wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:Thats a Moose silly.

you're the silly one, its clearly a caribean

Are caribeans from the Caribbean?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu May 10, 2012 9:06 pm UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:Are Polka dots from Poland?


Only if you believe in them, my dear.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby ShortChelsea » Fri May 11, 2012 10:20 pm UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:
ShortChelsea wrote:Are Polka dots from Poland?

I like to eat deer.


I feel the same.
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby roochkeez » Mon May 14, 2012 4:15 am UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:I feel insane.


Perhaps you should visit a mental hospital?
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby darknut » Mon May 14, 2012 9:09 am UTC

ShortChelsea wrote:I feel the shame.

SHAME! SHAAAAAAAAAME!
something somthing, i dont know, whatever
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Re: Misquote the person above you.

Postby Bartimaeus » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:49 am UTC

darknut wrote:
ShortChelsea wrote:I feel the shame.

SHAVE! SHAAAAAAAAAVE!

You sound like my girlfriend...
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