I ahve decided to us e this thread as my rant thread so I can spew vitriol yet keep to my promise of not using the backspace key, however I have alccidte ... ahem... accidentally cheated serveral times. See back there where it says "us e", well, I accdiently backspaced there, and one --I mean once more-- around the part where I wrote "rant".
Now, for a clean break.
The quick brown fox joumps over the lazy dog. At some point in my life it was always "lazy, sleeping dog", but I think whoever added that used "hjumped" instead of "jump". HOW INEFFICIENT. I'm worndering ...fuck it I give up. To me "incapable of using backspace" also means "incapable of breaking the flow and multitasking such as tabbing to another site as I had a fleeting thought (which has now passed). OH YES, that was it, I was attempting to recall words I commonly misspell. (I forfot to complete the quotation marks there, so here's a special " for you, so you aren't left with an uneasy feeling for the rest of the day.
Hey, perhaps I should read the OP. I'll just go do that now. Huh. Seems the rules were eself-explanatory in the title of the thread, so I'm doing right. I'm usually scared of the forum games people, as they often shout at me for breaking rules, and I bite my tongue and hold back my tears (hey I'm getting better at this accuracte-typing thing...) (I said "better", not "perfect"). Now, I'm going to rant about the shithead I work with; he offers to make everyone a cup of tea except me. Like, extremely overtly and blantantly in asking everyone on the table about makeing tea EXCEPT me. What an asshole! It's not like he's . It's not like I'd say yes anyway, as his tea is shit, and we live in a hard water area so if you reboil the water, you get an unpleasant scum ring of minerals around the rim/surface of teh tea. And when he has made tea in the past, there's like a layer of calcified pondscum floating on top. Ewww. I use the filtered water in the kettle, and I let it brew for at least 3 minutes (but no longer than four), and I take the kettle off the boil before it, you know, fully boils. Long story short, my trea is the shit, and his tea is WANK, and I'm *still* annoyed that ne never offers to make it.
Hey who likes Pina Coladas? The shitty secretary here does all her work in one big chunk (and she's a bit of a bug chunk herself) and because I rely on her to send me stuff once she's admin'd it all up on the system, I end up waiting around playing Infinity Blade, and then BAM!" everything gets sent to me in one block of shit. Bah. I have to wade thorough it now, and there's only 40 minutes of work to be getting on with.
What's your favourite forum game? I want to nuke that fucking Necromancy game to the great boneyard of wasted carcass and scurry death. It keeps appearing in my 'view your posts' egosearch, and I want rid of it already. Where's that screenshot therad gone? I liked that one. Kudos to the IP. I mean "OP".
Well I can't stand around here all day; I have to get the Smeg-Hammer and loosen Mr. Lister's underwear.
A hater he came and sat by a ditch,
And he took an old cracked lute;
And he sang a song which was more of a screech
'Gainst a woman that was a brute.