xkcd

by **Lorenz** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:24 am UTC

I would hack SmoothBlades computer, and expose all his secrets to the world.

What would you do if you had a magic genie lamp, but had no way of making the genie come out?

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat May 28, 2011 1:26 am UTC

Sell it to lorenz, who would then try to use it as a sex toy, and be transformed into an ant by the very angry - and sticky - genie inside. Then i would step on the lorenz ant

What would you do if Lorenz and his KGB comrades arrived at your door

by **Ralith The Third** » Sat May 28, 2011 3:11 am UTC

Sic the FBI Party Van outside my house on them.

What would you do if Admiral Ackbar said hello to you?

by **Drakohel** » Sat May 28, 2011 10:07 am UTC

Reply in kind and have a pleasant conversation with him. Then as he turns to leave, stab him and make the largest calamari ring ever. Didn't see THAT trap, did you, Ackbar?

What would you do if you had the world's largest, most delicious calamari ring but were allergic to shellfish?

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat May 28, 2011 10:24 am UTC

Ebay

what would you do if your cat ate your dog?

by **Ralith The Third** » Sat May 28, 2011 2:06 pm UTC

Probably find a psychiatrist.
And a new cat

What would you do if your cat ate you?

by **SmoothBlade** » Sat May 28, 2011 4:51 pm UTC

Die obviously

what would you do if you suddently recieved your severed leg from 20 minutes in the future, but you dont know that its your leg from the future

by **Drakohel** » Sun May 29, 2011 12:53 pm UTC

Have it preemptively attached to me so for the next 20 minutes (until my leg is severed and sent back in time, much to my surprise) I could pretend to be Jake the Peg (with the extra leg).

Or use it to beat people with

What would you do if one of your currently-attached limbs achieved sentience of its own accord, a la Alien Hand Syndrome?

by **SmoothBlade** » Sun May 29, 2011 1:57 pm UTC

Well supposing that your only refering to the left hand, which would be the only limb capable of that, that would mean a lack of communication between my left and right brain, my left has dominance, the right brain still controls the left hand. Id wait for the technology to reconnect my left and right brain, and untill then strap my left arm and hand to my side and immobilize it

by **Ralith The Third** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:08 am UTC

Question?

What would you do if attacked by a rabid dog?

by **Drakohel** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:13 am UTC

Push my slower friends towards it and run like hell :twisted:

What would you do if you woke up to find you could hear people's thoughts?

by **SmoothBlade** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:07 pm UTC

Make money as a mind reader and maybe help out the police

What would you do if you were in my situation where your questions/wishes/etc second lines of 2 line posts kept disappearing, (scroll up a couple posts to see reference)

by **Kromix** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:53 pm UTC

SmoothBlade wrote:What would you do if you were in my situation where your questions/wishes/etc second lines of 2 line posts kept disappearing.

i guess that goats would be raping me, but i'm glad i am not you :wink:

What would you do if if goats were raping you like they rape smoothblade?

by **Headshrinker** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:30 pm UTC

That would hardly be a concern, they are raping you. Yes Kromix, I follow you round talking about goat rape, probably not a healthy habit.

What would you do if you could only say words backwards?

by **TheSweetKill** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:57 am UTC

i dluow od gnihton touba ti esuaceb ti dluow yonna enoyreve (:

what would you do if you could only write sentences backwards?

by **Ralith The Third** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:00 am UTC

speak. Yoda like I when Especially people. confuse to just nothing do would I

What would you do if attacked by Yoda.

by **Drakohel** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:39 am UTC

Tac-nuke. From a safe distance, of course.

What would you do if you were accidentally tac-nuked?

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:41 pm UTC

Get me some iodine pills and a bomb shelter

What would you so if you were aboard the USS Indianapolis when it was torpedoed in shark infested waters?

by **TheSweetKill** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:47 pm UTC

I would steal the helicopter

What would you do if you where in pearl harbour when it was attacked?

by **Drakohel** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:31 am UTC

Probably burst into flames. Either that or hope I was in my cellar at the time.

What would you do if you found yourself on top of Uluru (Ayer's Rock)?

by **more_people** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:47 am UTC

I would celebrate being on the greatest country's national emblem.

What would you do if you lived in Antarctica?

by **SmoothBlade** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:45 pm UTC

Screw with the scientists, mess with their equipment, etc

What would you do if you found a 20 dollar bill on the street

by **Lorenz** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:29 pm UTC

Inspect it for traps, and if deemed safe, take it.

What would you do if you could produce any voltage desired, from one hand to another.

by **more_people** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:00 pm UTC

I would go to the person I hate most, put one hand on a side of his head and the other hand on the other side, and see what happens.

What would you do if you got struck by lightning?

by **Quantum Sunshine** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:07 pm UTC

Assuming I'm still alive, I'd go to the hospital for my burns. Then get my 15 minutes of fame.

What would you do if you won the game.

by **SmoothBlade** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:26 pm UTC

I would have been elected prime minister of the UK (according to one variation of the rules, the prime minister of the UK can end the game and declare himself the winner), then id probably try to make the UK a territory of the US and end up thrown out of office, with some minimal amount of progress XD

What would you do if you found a 50 dollar bill on the ground

by **Nat** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:32 pm UTC

send it to america in a letter, and hope some dishonest postmen decided to open my letter so that it wouldn't be a waste of stamps.

What would you do if you had to fight a duel with Philip J Fry?

by **TheSweetKill** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:12 pm UTC

I would get bender to fight him

What would you do if u where teleported forward in tme?

by **more_people** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:11 am UTC

I would find a way to return back to my own timeline.

What would you do if your darkest nightmare occured in real life?

by **SANTARII** » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:57 pm UTC

Cry and hate her forever.

What would you do if time stopped except for you, forever (but you were still able to move things and stuff, and all those you know problems with physics and stuff that make it non-feasible magically disappear)?

by **more_people** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:51 pm UTC

I would have all the fun in the world (as long as other devices worked to).

What would you do if the world you knew was a lie?

by **TheSweetKill** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:02 pm UTC

I would kill everything

What would you do if everyone and thing you knew was all of a sudden trying to kill you

by **SmoothBlade** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:16 am UTC

Blame Lorenz

What would you do if you had a russian spy after you?

by **Lorenz** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:24 am UTC

Say hello.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

by **SmoothBlade** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:27 am UTC

Refer to an earlier post of mine and say you are uncreative and just copying me.

What would you do if you took out an entire team on search and destroy with an L96 collateral (i ask because i have, im amazed, ok 2 of them were dead, but i got the other 4 with 1 bullet

by **TheSweetKill** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:42 am UTC

I would say i didnt hack

What would you do if CoD didnt exist??

by **eggdudeguy** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:36 am UTC

Nothing different, because I don't play CoD.

What would you do if you had a calculus exam tomorrow, despite it being in the middle of the summer?

by **Drakohel** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:00 am UTC

Pass it admirably, since I'm in the middle of uni exams over here in Australia and I'm all up-to-date on my calculus.

What would you do if you arrived home to find nobody knew who you were?

by **SmoothBlade** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:40 pm UTC

I'd expect it, I'm in a possessed body, 'course they won't recognize me.

What would you do if you had been killed and had to possess a random pedestrian who now seems to have crotch rot?

by **TheSweetKill** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:52 pm UTC

i would make the person commit suicide after going on a mass murder rampage

what would you do if you could as many people as you like and not get in trouble and for each person you kill a nyan cat annoys another person.

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